A Moan Again, Naturally: Liveline 18/07/2019 to date

Del.Monte

Bring back the missing postman - please!!!!!!

Roger_007

Mena Mitty wrote: »

Houdini the well dressed, pleasant purse robber.

And walks backwards!

buried

This caller is pulling the pee pee

BPKS

Del.Monte wrote: »

Bring back the missing postman - please!!!!!!

Easy now caller

zell12

She wanted him to drop his hand

zell12

What colour was de bleedin car?

McDermotX

2 seconds away....no....3 seconds

Orwellmerchant

He didn't want your messages love

zell12

Did she say "I would've killed him if did"?

shearforce

Lock your car you dope

next caller please

BPKS

All 4 of us.


Yeah right Joe. You rocked up at 13.40 and will be gone again at 15:05.

He’s complaining of shortage of staff now dat Yew has gone over to de udder side.

Dan Jaman

Yeah, it's a pity he didn't attempt to nick a steak - that would have been a bit of a giveaway if he was attempting to conceal a prize sirloin in his pants.

zell12

Finally, the sum is €200

SEPT 23 1989

now back to the murder

withless

Maybe she should contact a psychic to try and get the money back?

Roger_007

Crisis textline?
Are they trying to drive the Samaratins out of business?

Orwellmerchant

What colour was the lunch, caller?

Mena Mitty

zell12 wrote: »

Finally, the sum is €200

Hoping to be gifted a 200 quid shopping voucher for her loss.

dvcireland

Catmaniac , loves a liquid lunch

zell12

Dogging in the car park?

BPKS

Where were you going for lunch? What is the name of your friend? And what were you planning to eat caller?

DoctorEdgeWild

I get the feeling this could take a while.

zell12

I've never been to Marley Park.

zell12

Joe: "Was your wallet interfered with, Margaret?"

Car car car car car car

withless

WOW.

SEPT 23 1989

I wouldn't say you went short

zell12

Poor guard having to listen to this one

bottlebrush

zell12 wrote: »

Joe: "Was your wallet interfered with, Margaret?"

In other words get to the point

zell12

WOW

jeremyj1968

The guards I bet told you how the theft was carried out from start to finish in minute detail, but that they didn't have a snowball's chance in hell of every catching anybody involved in the crime.

Roger_007

This is a cock-bull-story if ever I heard one!

withless

sounds really funny.

Del.Monte

That's an old technique for robbing cars.

zell12

I was disgusted, Joe
DISGUSTED

withless

Joe defends RTE scat humour.

I’m very familiar with Marlay, never approached by anyone dodgy. However I had my phone stolen by two biddies at Hospice car park when they pretended to be making a fuss over the cat whose then owner I had brought to see.

jeremyj1968

You have to explain why, because it's an RTE production.

If it was RyanAir that did the sketch it would be "framed" differently wouldn't it Joe.

BPKS

Brilliant, somebody onto RTE complaining about this.

withless

Go Lorna. Joe realising hes made a mistake.

zell12

Joe, I'm outraged

eviltwin

What's her disgust over?

Dan Jaman

Oh, fer fek's sake.
Is this woman totally alien to the concept of comedy?

bottlebrush

The dog was training all year to do the poo on stage

zell12

Finally, Lorna says 'disgust'

BPKS

A Dub-a-lin van driver not veddy happy with dis

zell12

bottlebrush wrote: »

The dog was training all year to do the poo on stage

I know, he managed the stage nerves well

buried

Ruuuuf

Beechwoodspark

Paul

Hanney

What a gobsh1te