A Moan Again, Naturally: Liveline 18/07/2019 to date

BPKS

BPKS wrote: »

So if this documentary to be release around the same time as Joe's buke (as a promotional tool for de buke so to speak), I wonder who exactly is footing the bill for the documentary?

Answers on the back of postcard to :

Dee Forbes
RTE
Donneybrook
Dublin 4

Wot’s de proize?

Chalk McHugh

Chalk McHugh wrote: »

This ticket selling con artist needs to be brought to justice. My blood is boiling listening to that story of him walking away with 420e of that womans money. You'd wonder how people can be so gullible though. A nice 10 years in the nick seems appropriate for a waste of space low life like this lad. In reality he'd do no time. Criminals paradise. Soft as putty is the justice system.

There’s a percentage of the population living off conning others/stealing in high and low places. I’ll say no more

ButtersSuki

BPKS wrote: »

So if this documentary to be release around the same time as Joe's buke (as a promotional tool for de buke so to speak), I wonder who exactly is footing the bill for the documentary?

Answers on the back of postcard to :

Dee Forbes
RTE
Donneybrook
Dublin 4

I said as much a few weeks ago so to speak- on the 12th day of August and dat:

ButtersSuki wrote: »

My contempt for the charlatan grew once again today as he offered this particular beauty in the 2mins I heard:

I was in Nordren Ireland a few weeks ago filming* about a buke I'm writing at the moment with The Irish Times Nordren Ireland Correspondent Freya McClements.

https://twitter.com/joeliveline/status/1155242318619975680?s=20

She was only appointed to the role on July 27th FFS, the way he said it made it sound like she was doing it 20years.



AND THAT'S BEFORE WE TALK ONCE AGAIN ABOUT HIS SHAMELESS PLUGGING OF HIS OWN COMMERCIAL VENTURE. DEE FORBES WHY AREN'T YOU STOPPING THIS?



*filming also indicates we're going to get a TV Special on De Deaths A De Childers too! More fees for the man o de peeple and dat. Wonderful! Fantastic!

ButtersSuki

Fann Linn wrote: »

Brazilian or Hawaiian thataway>>>>>

I think you mean a Hollywood caller........

I suppose for De Filum to go with De Buke he will be featuring the Maxwells, Knatchbulls, and Nephew of Mountbatten, Char-less. I will never forget when Prince Charles first came to Ireland, Duffy was an underling studying to be an understudy of Gaybo, and was sent with an RTE microphone amid the crowds greeting him. “Chaaaar-less, come hee-ar, Chaaaar-less” he bellowed. I was embarrassed for the nation.

withless

I wonder could that be dug up?

Odyssey 2005

withless wrote: »

I wonder could that be dug up?

Hes not dead yet !

amlinopta

A breakeen no doubt before a stressful few weeks of filming. We’re here all summer folks.

Conor84

sligojoek wrote: »

He loves saying "medics".

Almost as much as the padres. And he seems to have an extra fascination with the old missionaries. Remember that "missionary" who was on last year who was trapped in Kenya doing his preaching and had been locked up there and was on saying he didn't have any money/clothes. Wonder what happened with him in the end.

Think the team should propose a Liveline Callback to Kenya there to folow up the story. Would need extensive research and a nice breakeen abroad to do the story justice and you could imagine the pronunciations. Maybe they could speak to some locals who could attest to the greatness of the Irish padre but would have to ask not to do the accent ..... Joe that is, not the locals.

Jeff2

Praise be to Allah.

Mena Mitty

Conor84 wrote: »

Almost as much as the padres. And he seems to have an extra fascination with the old missionaries. Remember that "missionary" who was on last year who was trapped in Kenya doing his preaching and had been locked up there and was on saying he didn't have any money/clothes. Wonder what happened with him in the end.

Think the team should propose a Liveline Callback to Kenya there to folow up the story. Would need extensive research and a nice breakeen abroad to do the story justice and you could imagine the pronunciations. Maybe they could speak to some locals who could attest to the greatness of the Irish padre but would have to ask not to do the accent ..... Joe that is, not the locals.

All charges were dropped about two weeks ago, so any junket to Kenya would be a wild goose chase...sotospeak.

sligojoek

Jeff2 wrote: »

Praise be to Allah.

I agree 100%

Mena Mitty

Mena Mitty wrote: »

All charges were dropped about two weeks ago, so any junket to Kenya would be a wild goose chase...sotospeak.

Not at all a wild goose chase. He could segue from the plea on Lahvlahn to de big release from prison, proclaims big “we put in a few calls, pulled a few strings, that’s the power of Liveline, it crosses all ten continents”.

A little weekeen then on the white palm fringed coast ear Mombasa.

dvcireland

Vision of Joseph on his film set

lying in a hammock been fed grapes.

Odyssey 2005

dvcireland wrote: »

Vision of Joseph on his film set

lying in a hammock been fed grapes.

The grapes must be peeled first caller

BPKS

After the latest revelations about one of Joe's heroes, the great Mountbatton, I wonder will Joe revisit the story to speculate whoy the 14 year old local boy was on the boat when it was blown to smidereens.

ButtersSuki

dvcireland wrote: »

Vision of Joseph on his film set

lying in a hammock been fed grapes.

I'm not sure that even industrial hammocks could support such a heavy weight...........

ButtersSuki

BPKS wrote: »

After the latest revelations about one of Joe's heroes, the great Sir Henry Mountcharles, I wonder will Joe revisit the story to speculate whoy the 14 year old local boy was on the boat when it was blown to smidereens.

EXPUNGE! You mean Lord Louis Mountbatten caller.

I would say Mr. Duffy will treat the recent revelations of (alleged) sexual abuse by Mountbatten in the same way he treats any attempt by callers to discuss the acts of one Bartholomew Aherne of the Parish of Drumconda; i.e. immediately shut down the conversation, cut the caller off, petulantly shout "back after deeze" and when he's calmed down after the ad break go to a new and completely unrelated topic, ideally as boring as possible and of interest to no-one but Mr. Duffy and the caller. An item such as an update on the magnificient, wonderful, fantastic Fry's Model Railway for example.

ButtersSuki

Mena Mitty wrote: »

All charges were dropped about two weeks ago, so any junket to Kenya would be a wild goose chase nice little break-een...sotospeak.

FYP. And do you really think the fact the charges were dropped would stop RTE from sending a crew out there?!!!

Sure Tubs wants to do The Late Late from NY and Australia! He probably thinks while he's in New York he can do his screen test to take over from Jimmy Fallon.

BPKS

ButtersSuki wrote: »

EXPUNGE! You mean Lord Louis Mountbatten caller.

I would say Mr. Duffy will treat the recent revelations of (alleged) sexual abuse by Mountbatten in the same way he treats any attempt by callers to discuss the acts of one Bartholomew Aherne of the Parish of Drumconda; i.e. immediately shut down the conversation, cut the caller off, petulantly shout "back after deeze" and when he's calmed down after the ad break go to a new and completely unrelated topic, ideally as boring as possible and of interest to no-one but Mr. Duffy and the caller. An item such as an update on the magnificient, wonderful, fantastic Fry's Model Railway for example.

Feckin hell - ooops:eek::eek::eek:

Dan Jaman

BPKS wrote: »

After the latest revelations about one of Joe's heroes, the great Mountbatton, I wonder will Joe revisit the story to speculate whoy the 14 year old local boy was on the boat when it was blown to smidereens.

Boaty folk, apart from some being among the rudest, arrogant and unhelpful gobshytes I've ever met, are generally mostly friendly and ok people and are quite keen to encourage youngsters to take to the water, and if the lad was known to them, fair play.
Somebody's got to make the tea.

ButtersSuki

Dan Jaman wrote: »

Boaty folk, apart from some being among the rudest, arrogant and unhelpful gobshytes I've ever met, are generally mostly friendly and ok people and are quite keen to encourage youngsters to take to the water, and if the lad was known to them, fair play.
Somebody's got to make the tea.

Friend of the show Ivan Calorie is a keen boaty-person......and hit and run parker of de boats and dat. I dare say he knows both the Commodore and the Rear Admiral in Howth so to speak. He might also know local residents and loveable Tax Evaders Jaco and Dr. Sam. It’s a small wurild really when you tink abour it.

blinding

Duffy is an awful bollocks ! ( this is a holding statement as I have not had the time / energy to read this thread for awhile . )

sligojoek

Katie Hannon today.

Sophisticated scam.
Have you came across Wesley the conman?

Is Knock a shrine or a tourist attraction?

robo

Welcome back Katie

jelutong

ButtersSuki wrote: »

EXPUNGE! You mean Lord Louis Mountbatten caller.

I would say Mr. Duffy will treat the recent revelations of (alleged) sexual abuse by Mountbatten in the same way he treats any attempt by callers to discuss the acts of one Bartholomew Aherne of the Parish of Drumconda; i.e. immediately shut down the conversation, cut the caller off, petulantly shout "back after deeze" and when he's calmed down after the ad break go to a new and completely unrelated topic, ideally as boring as possible and of interest to no-one but Mr. Duffy and the caller. An item such as an update on the magnificient, wonderful, fantastic Fry's Model Railway for example.

Lord Louis’s gay friends called him Mountbottom. Make of that what you will.

ButtersSuki

jelutong wrote: »

Lord Louis’s gay friends called him Mountbottom. Make of that what you will.

So what you’re saying is he was going to get blown that day one way or another?

Too soon?:pac:

What colour was de sick?

manodepeeple

Post Malone in Athlone?? Póg mo thóin!

BPKS

Buckfast.

Those were the days my friends.

2smiggy

Buckfast, good lads !!

Oops69

Vomit-ink , shout- ink ....

shearforce

fcukfast

fantastic stuff

Ally Dick

I thought this was another call about fornication

De ambliance left her?

jeremyj1968

BPKS wrote: »

After the latest revelations about one of Joe's heroes, the great Mountbatton, I wonder will Joe revisit the story to speculate whoy the 14 year old local boy was on the boat when it was blown to smidereens.

Yeah I did think about that alright. All the oul sighing and hand wringing at the Shinners, and as it turns out they saved kids from being abused by killing him.

PieOhMy

BPKS wrote: »

Buckfast.

Those were the days my friends.

Had my first bottle in about 4 years last week, really did a number on me. Good stuff. Hopefully someone will call in to give out about me.

Dan Jaman

Getting pissed on the bus is a vital learning experience.
One I'm glad I didn't have to repeat. Too often, anyway.

Murdoc90

Dan Jaman wrote: »

Getting pissed on the bus is a vital learning experience.
One I'm glad I didn't have to repeat. Too often, anyway.

Getting pissed on the bus is the best part

BPKS

He was pissed off he wasnt drinking buckfast I'd say

SEPT 23 1989

concert with mammy

Oops69

The son was wishing he wasn’t with his mam I’d say if you asked him .

manodepeeple

Ask her what her favourite humming noise is?

BPKS

PieOhMy wrote: »

Had my first bottle in about 4 years last week, really did a number on me. Good stuff. Hopefully someone will call in to give out about me.

On the Galway-Dublin bus?

Dan Jaman

Murdoc90 wrote: »

Getting pissed on the bus is the best part

Best to get so pissed you don't recall the making an arse of yourself part.

shearforce

fack me, this is woeful

Beechwoodspark

Post Malone is sh1te so she had a lucky escape being left on the side of the road

PieOhMy

BPKS wrote: »

On the Galway-Dublin bus?

I've said too much

manodepeeple

Waheey! We got to the "the point" at last.

BPKS

shearforce wrote: »

fack me, this is woeful

I'd say this woman would sound the same if she was after hearing she had a terminal illness or if she was after hearing she had won the Lotto