A Moan Again, Naturally: Liveline 18/07/2019 to date

dvcireland

Get off the radio ma

Beechwoodspark

She’s in the bus game??

2smiggy

feck me, get this old wan off for feck sake. 1920's calling in

Mena Mitty

dvcireland wrote: »

Vision of Joseph on his film set

lying in a hammock been fed grapes.

Peeled grapes caller...peeled grapes.

manodepeeple

Never, ever took a drink in her 70 years of life, so eminently qualified to drone on about it.

Did I mention she's 70?

Years old, that is; 70 years old.

70.

Beechwoodspark

De bottle o minererels

SEPT 23 1989

1870's ?

Odyssey 2005

Off to Fatima with you Mary

dvcireland

Beechwoodspark wrote: »

Here’s one for ya

Aidan o Brien horse trainer extraordinaire

Is a life long pioneer

I don't think he finished school ayther

Beechwoodspark

De dance halls

Ffs

DoctorEdgeWild

Joe will be gutted he missed the chance to mine this one for 70 years of tragedy.

Beechwoodspark

DoctorEdgeWild wrote: »

Joe will be gutted he missed the chance to mine this one for 70 years of tragedy.

Joe would be all over this like a rash

dvcireland

Beechwoodspark wrote: »

De bottle o minererels

lithium ?

Greasy Tool

Don't take " the pint" Mícheal !! It's the Divil's own wee so it is !!

SEPT 23 1989

she was more into the rave scene just bottles of waather all night

manodepeeple

I lament the loss of leaving room for the Holy Spirit while dancing.

Speaking of holy spirits...

shearforce

DoctorEdgeWild wrote: »

Joe will be gutted he missed the chance to mine this one for 70 years of tragedy.

Joe would've gotten a cancer story out of her by now

DoctorEdgeWild

If her point is that this is the first generation to drink then I'm afraid she's ready for pasture.

Beechwoodspark

“One leg carried the other but what matter”


Wtf???

2smiggy

better off back in the good old days drinking bottles of whiskey in the house and bating the wife

Oops69

What age is Mary , 105 ? , fair fecks to her .. a wise old woman .

manodepeeple

I'm giving this sh1te one more caller, then I'm out.

Odyssey 2005

And riding out the back of the dance halls mary

Greasy Tool

The usual cutting edge stuff . Where else would you get it ? Joe must be off negotiating his "Fee " for an Electric "Rip Off" Picnic or something . Gin and Tonic ?? Now yer talkin' Missus !! Perfect time for one too !

Beechwoodspark

Lifelong non drinker is an expert on drinking

dvcireland

Storee Katie, who did you fancy for the big match on Sunday

manodepeeple

manodepeeple wrote: »

I'm giving this sh1te one more caller, then I'm out.

Nope. See y'all tomorrow.

Oops69

Dave will turn out to be some kind of evangelist now ...just wait for ‘ I found god ‘

Odyssey 2005

E 2. Tomorrow lads.

SEPT 23 1989

Dave is a lightweight

Greasy Tool

Sketch Anto !!! Here's the pigs !

2smiggy

Oops69 wrote: »

Dave will turn out to be some kind of evangelist now ...just wait for ‘ I found god ‘

BINGO

sligojoek

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

a poacher turned gamekeeper

always the worst

Nothin as pure as a reformed hoor.

Mena Mitty

You got well tanked up before you hit the dancehall in my day. You'd need a few or two to walk into the cattle mart as we liked to call the Rose club.

Greasy Tool

Rehab is for Quitters ! Now he's addicted to AA

boardise

Beechwoodspark wrote: »

De bottle o minererels

I'll have a beryllium with ice please .

dvcireland

Smoked his brains out instead

2smiggy

'i gave up da alcohol Katie and took up the heroin'

Beechwoodspark

boardise wrote: »

I'll have a beryllium with ice please .

Double radium with lime for me please bar man

“I try to remember my unfavourite things..,
...and then I feel all alone”

Mena Mitty

Mena Mitty wrote: »

You got well tanked up before you hit the dancehall in my day. You'd need a few or two to walk into the cattle mart as we liked to call the Rose club.

De Rose Club? Was fat for auditioning for de Offaly choice for de Rose of Tralee?

jeremyj1968

Jesus H Christ ....... literally

Mena Mitty

Beechwoodspark wrote: »

Double radium with lime for me please bar man

....and 20 smokes, the ones with the fibre glass in them allegedly.

2smiggy

Jesus !! I'm out , will thrown on a podcast before I throw myself out the window

Greasy Tool

Knock feckin' Shrine FFS !!!

Mena Mitty

sligojoek wrote: »

Nothin as pure as a reformed hoor.

...a pure hoor, only the best !

sligojoek

No shortage of Ts in Knock.

Ya. I'm sure a group of rugger buggers would be mad to go to Knock.

Joe missed interviewing Archbishop Diarmuid Martin on the death of his friend, Fr Tony Coot, who died of MND. There were tears aplenty, but Joe would have got all the details of his passing.

dvcireland

Tommy Gorman , nothing to report on in the North

Dan Jaman

Oh, sure thing, if I'm passing by Knock I'll pop into the auld shrine.

Like feck I will.


He'll be blaming the Militant Atheists, next.