A Moan Again, Naturally: Liveline 18/07/2019 to date

The guy who crapp*d in her garden must have been a Boy Scout. He was prepared with the toilet paper. I'm impressed

Roger_007

" I was pissing by the door".............from 'Allo 'Allo!

Odyssey 2005

Into the manor for a piss ???;)

withless

pi55, 5hit and shrill midlands women.

Bonkers executives looking at the small print on de contract.

bottlebrush

Plant a few nettles and brambles

Odyssey 2005

This is really embarrassing radio.

sligojoek

"Stinker of a letter"

She "wrote a stinker of a letter". I thought that was illegal

Tablets for weeing

Del.Monte

This woman sounds like she could be from Rathkeale rather than Adare with her emphasis on Tilets.

McDermotX

This is terrible stuff, even by Lahvlahn standards. Shocking.


Sh1t, even, in keeping with the subject.

Mena Mitty

In days of old
When Knights were bold
And toilets weren't invented.

They dropped their load
Upon the road
And walked off quiet contented.

Odyssey 2005

Salt-o-de-eart dub.

I always bring my accouterments with me.......

F Bomb

McDermotX

F bomb

Dan Jaman

F-BOMB!

Odyssey 2005

F bomb

He called her Joe?

McDermotX

J bomb

bottlebrush

You would think the barman would have brought the toilet upstairs for him.....

bottlebrush

[Deleted User] wrote: »

I always bring my accouterments with me.......

Everything except a commode

Mena Mitty

[Deleted User] wrote: »

He called her Joe?

Where's Joe anyway ?

This is really plumbing new depths (no pun intended)

withless

Sorry Joe I have to get back to work.

sligojoek

That wasn't an ad break

Mena Mitty

Mena Mitty wrote: »

Where's Joe anyway ?

Filuming with Freya for a documentary to go with de buke on de chizzlers of de nort

jeremyj1968

Honestly, Duffy is away so often at this point, I don't think it's necessary to say "Katie sitting in for Joe" as if it is a surprise.

McDermotX

Yeah.....never happened.

jeremyj1968

I'd say he's getting offers from Hollywood for the film rights.

jeremyj1968

And did you deliver your super hero catch phrase with the same vim and vigour?

CH3OH

Driver was bus.ted

cozar

You’re no “sorry me hole”

I feel for this fella, he's speaking from the heart, God bless him

Roger_007

Farmer complaining about the price of cattle!
What's new?

shearforce

I like this guy - he rings in to change the subject to something he wants brought up

I feel for him even more, now. He's trying to make a serious point so let's see LL move on to more shyte instead......

jeremyj1968

As soon as a caller actually wants to introduce a topic the caller wants to speak about, Liveline shuts it down.

Caller driven show people.

bottlebrush

We want to stick with pi55 shyte and rubbish

Beef prices not important

Dan Jaman

Mrs Bucket.... very involved in the Resident's Committteee...

sligojoek

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I feel for him even more, now. He's trying to make a serious point so let's see LL move on to more shyte instead......

Bingo

jeremyj1968

jeremyj1968 wrote: »

Honestly, Duffy is away so often at this point, I don't think it's necessary to say "Katie sitting in for Joe" as if it is a surprise.

He should have a double as a stand-in, who also answers to Joe.

Mena Mitty

...another lightly tale sotospeak.

sligojoek

I've a fair idea who she means

He responded because she was packing a Remington pump action shotgun

bottlebrush

Liam Neeson in Taken is only in the ha'penny place

sligojoek

She checked him.

Roger_007

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He responded because she was packing a Remington pump action shotgun

........like the granny in The Beverly Hillbillys........( sounds like her too).

McDermotX

All these Walter Mittys

I know how he felt, I frequently want to lob a McDonalds meal out of the window, usually after the first bite