A Moan Again, Naturally: Liveline 18/07/2019 to date

McDermotX

Your village ?

CH3OH

please be aware that other burgers are available in Clondalkin just to balance the product placement

sligojoek

My lovely village

Roger_007

McDermotX wrote: »

All these Walter Mittys

I think some of these callers are imagining what they would like to do rather than anything that actually happened.

shearforce

scum

there's no reasoning with them

McDermotX

Feck all bins in Clondalkin, and the local parks. Which usually leads to rubbish on the ground.

Of course, they had to be removed precisely because people where dumping all their crap there, setting fire to them etc

“You’re doing a great job in place of Joe.. it’s lovely to have a change now and then.”

Joe will be furious if he hears that!

shearforce

fcuk off sheila
thanks

surferdudz

Lots of loose cannons today

Mena Mitty

Roger_007 wrote: »

........like the granny in The Beverly Hillbillys........( sounds like her too).

...or Ma Barker, she'd put the shivers up any litter lout.

sligojoek

Are there any paying ads today?

Dan Jaman

Pee Wee? Not Poo Poo?

Dan Jaman

Durty rough working types, missus.

Free Rein or Free Rain?

sligojoek

Knickers Monica

bottlebrush

Did he wash his hands before he ate his jumbo breakfast roll

Roger_007

Deleted User wrote: »

Free Rein or Free Rain?

Golden shower?

Dan Jaman

"Dis world was created for us."

Really? Do tell.

Brilliant.. someone who thinks it’s fine to pull out his hose pipe!

shearforce

troll on here

may he work well

bottlebrush

bottlebrush wrote: »

Did he wash his hands before he ate his jumbo breakfast roll

Actually, I've never understood why we don't wash our hands before going for a pee. I know which part of my bod is likely to be cleaner.....

sligojoek

This is the equivalent of the smoking lad from last week

Even the Cat strictly uses his box.

shearforce

Todays show was brought to you with the words

poop

piddle

pee & pee wee

edit: add willy nilly to the list

Willy Nilly!

Roger_007

"Piddle willy nilly"

jeremyj1968

She's only after admitting herself that she got caught off guard herself and had to go in a field.

A phallusy ha!

sligojoek

Piddle Willy nilly

Hamilcar

Hold it so to speak

Hamilcar

butt in ohhhh vicar

Mena Mitty

This brings to mind Harvey Smith reciting 'Piddling Pete' on the Late Late show fado fado.

sligojoek

Come down to Carrick on Shannon when there's a hen night on.

No they don’t have higher pain tolerance, that’s s fallacy.

ShamNNspace

Money for old rope...
Is this all that's bothering the citizens today?

You only fall short if you zip up too quickly

shearforce

don't go there caller

Jaysus

Better than a bus full of pee

Roger_007

Deleted User wrote: »

No they don’t have higher pain tolerance, that’s s fallacy.

....or maybe a 'phallacy'?;)

Hamilcar

I'll be relieved when this pisstake is over

Haddington Road, wee’d as he walked. My mudder said dat she saw this all the time in Paris in 1940s, and dat she told it to the priest in confession, upon which he asked her did she take pleasure in it? She responded “well I suppose it must have, I kept looking at them”.

I read once that pee is sterile, at least at the point of production. I was told to pee on my sunburned feet by no less than a Doctor, many many years ago

He was probably struck off not long afterwards.....

sligojoek

This is tiresome now. Change the subject Katie.

shearforce

these two would talk about nothing all day long

Roger_007

I'm p1ssed off listening to this shoite.

ShamNNspace

Ah I think some of these people have a fetish for the oul"waters ports"

Hamilcar

On line 4 we have Nature calling

shearforce

her name is Betty

before she even opens her mouth I'm shaking my head

Deleted User

Deleted User wrote: »

He was probably struck off not long afterwards.....

Now if he had told ya to pee on HIS feet.......:pac:

Toilets "within range". Hilarious. Lean back, and make sure the wind's behind you