A Moan Again, Naturally: Liveline 18/07/2019 to date

Taking the p*ss out of a lobster - not right

shearforce

Deleted User wrote: »

What was all that about a lobster?

autistic lobster in Cabra has an eye-phone...or something

Dan Jaman

Deleted User wrote: »

What was all that about a lobster?

Joe and de auld Photoshop.

"the two dogs were doing it like they do on the discovery channel Joe"

Odyssey 2005

Wow.
Noooo
My God

shearforce

shearforce wrote: »

autistic lobster in Cabra has an eye-phone...or something

https://twitter.com/Nicks_Fish/status/1161992726600126466?s=19

Walking up the River Liffey. Jesus!

*adds OPW to the list of liveline saints along with the dfb*

Never mind the wife, how old was the dog?

shearforce

he should get the final 10mins out of this veteran

Odyssey 2005

Duffy very aufait with war memorial dates.
G
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Keep you bleedin' dog on a lead, Alsatian owner

Poor woman, I feel really sorry for her. It will have seriously dented her confidence, too

2smiggy

does Joe ever listen to the callers ?

Odyssey 2005

Listen up. He already said his age.

pc7

Caller: I just wanted to get my wife ok, now I realise I could have gotten 40k Joe!

Joe only half listening for the hour & 15 minutes he works a day.

He told ya the young lad was 14 already.

BPKS

Joe: Hows your wife now?

Caller: She died in 1995 Joe

Dan Jaman

2smiggy wrote: »

does Joe ever listen to the callers ?

Joe's incapable of multi-tasking.
Not just in the normal way, but at all.

Odyssey 2005

Narky Duffy

pc7

pc7 wrote: »

Caller: I just wanted to get my wife ok, now I realise I could have gotten 40k Joe!

OPW lawyers are glued to the radio I reckon.

Yeah but a Jack Russel isn't going to do the damage of a German Shepherd.

Odyssey 2005

Dan Jaman wrote: »

Joe's incapable of multi-tasking.
Not just in the normal way, but at all.

He cant think,talk,and read this thread at the same time

minikin

Dogs don’t bite people...
people something something...
my royts

You never have a problem with a dog off lead - Oh. yeah, until it takes off on its own, then you could have a serious problem

So put the dog on a lead

Dan Jaman

Deleted User wrote: »

Yeah but a Jack Russel isn't going to do the damage of a German Shepherd.

Neither does a Westie, but vicious little bastards of both breeds can do a fair amount of harm.

Odyssey 2005

They should be checked joe.
You do it

shearforce

Joe's getting tetchy

needs a break and a mini mars bar

pc7

Someone mention a seagull, this is boring.

Dan Jaman

Odyssey 2005 wrote: »

He cant think,talk,and read this thread at the same time

He's managed to master farting and counting.

Well, farting anyway.

It's like saying I don't need to wear a seat belt, cos I never had a crash....

Odyssey 2005

I was deeply upset.

Odyssey 2005

What a clown.

Even Joe is bored of this

What a segue, from dog pee to building a bridge. Astonishing

Odyssey 2005

Car warming up in the carpark..

A ham ad and a Brexit ad from the government.

RTE making big bank today.

Dan Jaman

Two minutes to go and the Next Crash is introduced.

Odyssey 2005

Clare Daly on now.

Del.Monte

She's in the RA.

Dan Jaman

"I'm in the Razz".

Really? Good time there?

2smiggy

they are paying any old fool that can hold a shovel €20 an hour up in Cork City, the crash is well and truly on the way

Dan Jaman

Dan Jaman wrote: »

Two minutes to go and the Next Crash is introduced.

Will Joe have another go at causing a bank run?

Dan Jaman

Now her phone's crashing.

3pm off you pop, Joe.

Dan Jaman

Dan Jaman wrote: »

Neither does a Westie, but vicious little bastards of both breeds can do a fair amount of harm.

I like terriers' scrappy personalities, they are like little Napoleons, have no idea of their short size -- completely fearless. But often not child-friendly.

Have never met a Westie that wasn't a bollox. Real prima donnas.

Odyssey 2005

Why do you think the crash is coming

I dunno

jeremyj1968

"Why do you think a crash is coming? "

Cos we're hearing Jim Power back on the radio saying things are good and there is no issue with the banks?

BPKS

No Joe.

That day you more or less told people to go and take all their savings out of their bank accounts.

Odyssey 2005

Absolute muppet

Dan Jaman

Eleven years - that's about right.
Cycles, baby, cycles.

shearforce

Odyssey 2005 wrote: »

Why do you think the crash is coming

I dunno

gas stuff - why did she ring in.