Manchester United Team Talk/Gossip/Rumours 2019/2020

wanderer100

I give up

Strumms

Fûcking Rochdale Jesus.... straight to penos after 90 minutes apparently, we might take that, fûck.

Cotts72

Strumms wrote: »

Fûcking Rochdale Jesus.... straight to penos after 90 minutes apparently, we might take that, fûck.

Yeah mufc and penos will already write tomos headlines

wanderer100

Ole is going to be under serious pressure if we lose this. Fcking Rochdale lads !!! Take the finger out and play football

Julez

Andreas terrible for that goal, got to be making it more difficult.

Father Hernandez

Spurs: Let's be the most embarrassing premiership team in this round of the cup and lose on penalties to Colchester.

Man United: Hold my beer

GSPfan

wanderer100 wrote: »

Ole is going to be under serious pressure if we lose this. Fcking Rochdale lads !!! Take the finger out and play football

He won’t.

nullzero

Looking forward to the good natured ribbing after this one...

Strumms

Rochdale, at home, Rochdale at home, Rochdale at home, Rochdale at home, Rochdale...........fûck

Zeek12

Julez wrote: »

Andreas terrible for that goal, got to be making it more difficult.

What is the point of Perreira? Repeatedly underwhelms time and again.

I know we're short of midfielders, but seriously I'd rather see one of the kids, like Garner playing instead.

Jurgen The German

West ham hockeyed by Oxford. And they beat us comfortably, quality all over.

malinheader

Playing a team like Rochdale is realistically an even match at the minute for the ability of this squad we have .

BDI

Mata is all they have to rescue them. Hasn’t been top level since a year or two before he left Chelsea. Nice guy and all. Good on the social media. Sums it up.

GSPfan

Zeek12 wrote: »

What is the point of Perreira? Repeatedly underwhelms time and again.

I know we're short of midfielders, but seriously I'd rather see one of the kids, like Garner playing instead.

Ahh he’s not the worst. I think he’s a perfect squad player who gets way too many starts.

Father Hernandez

Zeek12 wrote: »

What is the point of Perreira? Repeatedly underwhelms time and again.

I know we're short of midfielders, but seriously I'd rather see one of the kids, like Garner playing instead.

Nothing player.

New 4 year contract in July though

Liam O

Missing the game but looking at the stats it seems like a similar story with the team controlling it but shíttiing the bed once it's in the final third.

ElChe32

Why was Andres given a new contract he's atrociously bad.

J. Marston

Boos for Lingard when he was coming off?

Strumms

malinheader wrote: »

Playing a team like Rochdale is realistically an even match at the minute for the ability of this squad we have .

We have zero forward threat, four so called attackers who are either teenagers or quite frankly fûcking shît. Lingard and Peirera must wake up every morning needing a physio from laughing, hardly better then Championship level.

nullzero

I'd say I could get into this United side.

Just behind lieutenant Dan from forest gump.

Rayne Wooney

The worst thing is that Greenwood’s goal isn’t even a goal in the PL, a PL defence stops that goal, we are genuinely down to league One level here

GSPfan

I’d chuckle if we lost this. Typical. Can’t even be angry anymore as it’s too familiar.

nullzero

nullzero wrote: »

I'd say I could get into this United side.

Dont tease. Are you a free agent, with your own boots?

nullzero

Rayne Wooney wrote: »

The worst thing is that Greenwood’s goal isn’t even a goal in the PL, a PL defence stops that goal, we are genuinely down to league One level here

We could be there for real soon enough.
Do a Leeds, fvck up good and proper.

Strumms

Look back at the Peirera attempt to stop their equalizer on Forza ...a fûcking joke, a nonsense player, lazy fûcking animal, couldn’t be arsed tackling...should never pull on the shirt again.

Zeek12

Pogba to miss the crucial Peno

You can just feel it coming.....

nullzero

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Dont tease. Are you a free agent, with your own boots?

My own boots and best of all I've got gumption.

malinheader

Strumms wrote: »

We have zero forward threat, four so called attackers who are either teenagers or quite frankly fûcking shît. Lingard and Peirera must wake up every morning needing a physio from laughing, hardly better then Championship level.

Don't think I can remember a worse utd squad.

nullzero

Zeek12 wrote: »

Pogba to miss the crucial Peno

You can just feel it coming.....

He's started his run up already.

GSPfan

nullzero wrote: »

We could be there for real soon enough.
Do a Leeds, fvck up good and proper.

You know Leeds went bankrupt, sold every asset, and got deducted points don’t you?

No matter how bad you think we are we aren’t in danger of any of the above.

Rossi IRL

Could of been a pen

The Nal

Regardless of result, this is an embarrassing night for the club. Rock bottom. Nothing football. Not a single player worth their contract.

If it goes to pens and we win it'll be be the most under celebrated shootout win in history by a mile though, so, there's that.

A Dub in Glasgo

Rossi IRL wrote: »

Could of been a pen

should have been one

Rayne Wooney

Why is there no VAR in the Haribo cup?

Rossi IRL

Their keeper has been quality.

So calm and catching high balls for fun

malinheader

Sad reality is if we found ourselves in the championship we would even struggle to make the play offs with what we have.

Fair play to our Minnows for getting to Penos with the mighty Rochdale

wanderer100

What a joke

Ninthlife

Jones, Lingard, Peirera all on new bumper contracts, why?

Although I do remember alot of people giving out cause Jose let Peirera stay out on loan. From what Ive seen of him he should probably go back out on loan.

In all my years supporting United I dont think theres ever been a player i disliked as much as Lingard

nullzero

Ninthlife wrote: »

Jones, Lingard, Peirera all on new bumper contracts, why?

Although I do remembet alot of people giving out cause Jose let Peirera stay out on loan. From what Ive seen of him he should probably fo back out on loan.

In all my years supporting United I dont think theres ever been a player i disliked as mich as Lingard

How can you not like j Lingzzzzz?
He's like the Gianni Versace of football

Rayne Wooney

Ninthlife wrote: »

Jones, Lingard, Peirera all on new bumper contracts, why?

Although I do remembet alot of people giving out cause Jose let Peirera stay out on loan. From what Ive seen of him he should probably fo back out on loan.

In all my years supporting United I dont think theres ever been a player i disliked as mich as Lingard

I distinctly remember the narrative was that “Jose is pushing Pereira out of the club, doesn’t play youth jabber jabber jabber”

Mantis Toboggan

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Dont tease. Are you a free agent, with your own boots?

Could be a free agent, Ed would still make you a recording.

Ninthlife

nullzero wrote: »

How can you not like j Lingzzzzz?
He's like the Gianni Versace of football

Yes he is overpriced and shyte

nullzero

Doing pochetino a big favour here.

You kind of have to laugh lads, it's gotten that bad I can't be mad anymore.

Headshot

I look at this utd team and the performances and it's like deja vu. This is the exact same as what we've experienced with LVG

This just cannot go on and something has to change at the club if we have some chance of getting CL football.

Strumms

Ninthlife wrote: »

Although I do remembet alot of people giving out cause Jose let Peirera stay out on loan. From what Ive seen of him he should probably fo back out on loan.

He should be sent to fûcking Kimono Academicals or wherever the cowardly, lazy useless fuçkwit.

Hotblack Desiato

See, Pereira is worth the contract after all :rolleyes:

Romero saves...

PARlance

nullzero wrote: »

How can you not like j Lingzzzzz?
He's like the Gianni Versace of football

Lingard would miss the bullet though

nullzero

Headshot wrote: »

I look at this utd team and the performances and it's like deja vu. This is the exact same as what we've experienced with LVG

This just cannot go on and something has to change at the club if we have some chance of getting CL football.

The annoying thing is that the three players we've signed this years are the best signings we've made in years, but the clowns around them are so bad signing them has had pretty much no impact at all.
We could sign Messi and still be sh1t.