Manchester United Team Talk/Gossip/Rumours 2019/2020

nullzero

Headshot wrote: »

Fred again.

It's so infuriating that his guy is still at the club, it was some waste of money but it sums up utd in the transfer market tbh

Every time our play breaks down the camera zooms in on Fred.

What a waste of space.

malinheader

I wonder who scouted, watched and suggested him.Must of been high, short sighted or picked the wrong player.

Mr.Crinklewood

ankles wrote: »

Me then

Get warmed up.

malinheader

malinheader wrote: »

I wonder who scouted, watched and suggested him.Must of been high, short sighted or picked the wrong player.

Someone told Woodward City were after him

nullzero

You could excuse the young lads the mistakes Fred keeps making.

He's like a new born foal.

Rayne Wooney

This is embarrassing

BDI

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Someone told Woodward City were after him

He fit the profile of guy the marketing department needed to sell crisps in Brazil

malinheader

Deleted User wrote: »

Someone told Woodward City were after him

Pity they didn't get him.

nullzero

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Someone told Woodward City were after him

I read that as Woodward City, maybe that's what we should start calling ourselves instead of Manchester United.

kerplun k

Feel like I’ve been repeating myself, but I’m really becoming a big fan of Dalot.

paulbok

Deleted User wrote: »

Someone told Woodward City were after him

Yep, Ed fell again for the annual City prank of saddling United with an expensive dud we thought they wanted badly.

nullzero

BDI wrote: »

He fit the profile of guy the marketing department needed to sell crisps in Brazil

Woodward was wary about getting a Brazilian at first, he thought it was going to hurt like a b*stard.

nullzero

nullzero wrote: »

I read that as Woodward City, maybe that's what we should start calling ourselves instead of Manchester United.

Apologies punctuation has never been my strong point, I think I spelt all the words right for once though.

And LOL thats what it feels like now alright

clubberlang12

De Gea seems to have had more touches of the ball with his feet than Mata has.

nullzero

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Apologies punctuation has never been my strong point, I think I spelt all the words right for once though.

And LOL thats what it feels like now alright

I just glanced at it to start with and thought it was a genius gag.

Strumms

nullzero wrote: »

You could excuse the young lads the mistakes Fred keeps making.

He's like a new born foal.

I just looked back at a five minutes highlights vid on YouTube of Fred...

All the attributes of a player United should have been after and signed.... but once he landed in Manchester with the shower of shît that’s around him in an attacking sense he ‘looks’ bang average.... so many shots of him settling up goals, ingenuity, sliding through glorious defense splitting passes, genuinely eye of the needle stuff. We have NOBODY making those runs and nobody up front with their back to goal even to receive the ball.

nullzero

Strumms wrote: »

I just looked back at a five minutes highlights vid on YouTube of Fred...

All the attributes of a player United should have been after and signed.... but once he landed in Manchester with the shower of shît that’s around him in an attacking sense he ‘looks’ bang average.... so many shots of him settling up goals, ingenuity, sliding through glorious defense splitting passes, genuinely eye of the needle stuff. We have NOBODY making those runs and nobody up front with their back to goal even to receive the ball.

To be fair he wasn't playing at a standard that compares to the Premier league.

Fred has been misplacing passes all evening, bread and butter stuff for any Sunday league player.

Rossi IRL

They have Ron Vlar lol

He was out of his dept in the prem like 8 years ago..... How bad are we ffs

0 Shots on target for Man Utd

Father Hernandez

Each game is getting worse and worse wondering have we hit rock bottom.

Not yet it seems

elchupanebrey

They must be on serious bonuses for getting the ball and passing it straight back where it came from. That and standing still are what this team are best at

wanderer100

Have we even had a shot on goal in this game. Genuinely can’t remember any chances

Strumms

True, I’m just fûcking trying to buy into some sort of hope that there is going to be eventually a player there worthy of that fee who can emerge to actually affect out play consistently and positively.... jury still out though..

Strumms

Deleted User wrote: »

0 Shots on target for Man Utd

Against AZ, Jesus. And with a lethal goal hungry poacher at the helm. Mannnnnnnn:(

nullzero

J lingzzzz time

BDI

Strumms wrote: »

I just looked back at a five minutes highlights vid on YouTube of Fred...

All the attributes of a player United should have been after and signed.... but once he landed in Manchester with the shower of shît that’s around him in an attacking sense he ‘looks’ bang average.... so many shots of him settling up goals, ingenuity, sliding through glorious defense splitting passes, genuinely eye of the needle stuff. We have NOBODY making those runs and nobody up front with their back to goal even to receive the ball.

I brought my son down the park for a game on Saturday. Few of his little mates with him.

Some of the goals I scored.

From now on, no matter what level I go to, these goals will be the true mark of my genius. If I fail at another club. Club probably weren’t good enough.

Thepoet85

I've managed to catch the last 15 mins here, wish I hadn't.

DM_7

Fred, Matic, Mata. All do nothing.

This is as bas as West Ham game for lack of urgency, movement and any clue of what they are doing with the ball.

Thought United were poorly coached on terms of where the game has gone under Jose and Ole has done nothing to improve them in how the team functions.

BDI

“Fred sold himself and the Japanese under 19 year old international took advantage”

Actually said by the commentator about a midfielder who plays for Manchester United


Imagine that getting said about Roy keane, Bryan Robson or even Anderson or Tom cleverly

Strumms

That’s a bit simplistic, would Van Nistelrooy, Ole, Beckham, Rudd have had a similar output as regards their strengths if playing for Swindon ? Quality around you is key.

Rossi IRL

That's a pen

paulbok

AZ going for the win

Headshot

How the hell is that not a peno and the lines-man looking directly at that

awful referring, just awful

Father Hernandez

Matic is finished

DM_7

Rossi IRL wrote: »

That's a pen

Ref thought nope, you don't deserve a penalty.

deffo a pen

nullzero

At least rashford can't have a shot from this position.

KH25

Headshot wrote: »

How the hell is that not a peno and the lines-man looking directly at that

awful referring, just awful

Don’t even deserve a penalty the way we’re playing. This is depressing to watch. It’s like none of them know how to attack. Williams has shown the most attacking intent of the lot!

Jurgen The German

It looks like we have completely forgotten how to actually football.

Nalz

Zzzz

nullzero

How wrong was I?

Nalz

Jurgen The German wrote: »

It looks like we have completely forgotten how to actually football.

Let's pass, and erm pass, and erm give it away.

KH25

nullzero wrote: »

At least rashford can't have a shot from this position.

You were saying?

Rashford

Sums it up

nullzero

Rashford needs to be instructed to fvck off away from free kick duty..

Thepoet85

Are the Az fans laughing at us.

paulbok

nullzero wrote: »

At least rashford can't have a shot from this position.

Wanna bet?

wanderer100

Why are you shooting from that angle Rashford , you’re not Ronaldo ffs

BDI

No movement in midfield. Too slow getting into position in the lads in front of the dms. Dalot not busting a gut to get forward when we are looking to get forward suddenly down his side, mctominay coming on seems to have made things slightly better

Strumms

KH25 wrote: »

Don’t even deserve a penalty the way we’re playing. This is depressing to watch. It’s like none of them know how to attack!

That’s how it is, a club with ambitions, expectations and an attacking tradition yet bereft of the ability to attack.