Manchester United Team Talk/Gossip/Rumours 2019/2020

Rossi IRL

nullzero wrote: »

At least rashford can't have a shot from this position.

If only we could put your brain inside his head.

nullzero

Thepoet85 wrote: »

Are the Az fans laughing at us.

Yesh

el Fenomeno

How has that dangly little twat not hit the target....

nullzero

Rossi IRL wrote: »

If only we could put your brain inside his head.

Any brain would be a good start.

Liam O

Lingard is at least demanding the ball. Though that cross was awful.

Strumms

In all competitions.... 7 goals in 9 games, depressing.

nullzero

Strumms wrote: »

In all competitions.... 7 goals in 9 games, depressing.

Goals? Pfft, it's all about noodle partners nowadays.

Strumms

Liam O wrote: »

Lingard is at least demanding the ball. Though that cross was awful.

Great attitude, useless application of seriously bang average ‘talent’ why is he still here...

Great we are paying Sanchez to play in the champions league instead of using him in this competition

Father Hernandez

2 wins in 9 if it stays the way it is

1-0 over Leicester & Astana

Absolutely shyte

nullzero

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Great we are paying Sanchez to play in the champions league instead of using him in this competition

Another cunning plan.

Jurgen The German

Playing the young lads in games like this where the performances will be slaughtered by fans and pundits can be counter productive. Breaking in the youth players only works when you have seasoned pros around them. Matic is past it, fred is comedy, jesse is headless, rojo is mental, I've gone past the stage of being angry, it's gotten so bad its actually fooking hilarious.

Spideog Rua

Disgusting performance. The players and the manager should be ashamed

nullzero

Jurgen The German wrote: »

Playing the young lads in games like this where the performances will be slaughtered by fans and pundits can be counter productive. Breaking in the youth players only works when you have seasoned pros around them. Matic is past it, fred is comedy, jesse is headless, rojo is mental, I've gone past the stage of being angry, it's gotten so bad its actually fooking hilarious.

Just turn off the sound and play wacky sax (benny Hill music) over our games.

Rossi IRL

Think Lingard just pulled something

Whatsisname

Jurgen The German wrote: »

Playing the young lads in games like this where the performances will be slaughtered by fans and pundits can be counter productive. Breaking in the youth players only works when you have seasoned pros around them. Matic is past it, fred is comedy, jesse is headless, rojo is mental, I've gone past the stage of being angry, it's gotten so bad its actually fooking hilarious.

I get your point but we don’t even have anyone else. The young players have to play. Squad has just been shockingly mismanaged.

Headshot

Lingaard off injured.

Meh couldnt give a toss

Liam O

Strumms wrote: »

Great attitude, useless application of seriously bang average ‘talent’ why is he still here...

Because he's a great squad option and a big game player. Has no problems doing well in a proper system. You could plop Messi in for anyone in the attack and he'd probably look shíte considering the way this club has gone.

Strumms

nullzero wrote: »

Just turn off the sound and play wacky sax (benny Hill music) over our games.

It’s more effective doing that at the press conferences when you have Ole all wide eyed and excusing as best he can this hopelessness.

BDI

Draw your away games win your home games.


Classic Alex Ferguson tactics for Europe group games.

J Lingz pulls up with a hamstring. Meh.

paulbok

Lingard finally seized up after doing nothing for a year

Whatsisname

The amount of muscular injuries we have is ****ing outrageous. Our whole medical staff need to be sacked along with the coaching staff.

Father Hernandez

10 away games, still no win

Dreadful

Rossi IRL

5 wins in 22

Depressing

ElChe32

These Kardashian footballers need to be gotten rid of. No one wants to get on the ball. No creativity. No pride in the shirt. The club and team are a shambles. Tripe of the highest order.

Jurgen The German

nullzero wrote: »

Just turn off the sound and play wacky sax (benny Hill music) over our games.

5 wins in 22 games.

Everyone one of them can get fcuked.

fatherted1969

Was hoping Lorenzo would make landfall and knock out the power. Sadly no. Heading over for the Newcastle game at the weekend more in hope than anything

LuckyGent88

Have we had a shot on target??

Another brutal display. I completely understand the calls for patience on changing the manager but we don’t seem to have any game plan or pattern of play. While the players aren’t good enough, I don’t think they are being coached well either.

Embarrassing

This team wouldn't score in 180 minutes nevermind 90

Liam O

Looked like a hamstring for Lingard.

Rossi IRL

Whatsisname wrote: »

The amount of muscular injuries we have is ****ing outrageous. Our whole medical staff need to be sacked along with the coaching staff.

What baffles me is that it ain't from hard work or pressing.

Strumms

Stats on Forza saying 0 shots on target, 1 shot off,

LInderoff or Dalot went down there at the end as well

fatherted1969

We did have a shot on target in first half. CB made a great block

wanderer100

We’re so bad to watch , so bad . Same old crap every single time . Will be no difference against Newcastle

Acosta

So hard to watch this rubbish. I zoned out for a lot of it. Club is in big trouble

Thepoet85

Never felt as hopeless watching a Utd team. Never miss a match if I can, but it's a chore to get through games these days.

Headshot

God awful ****e

Depressing ****e

I just want something to change at our club so badly at this stage, give me a glimmer of ****ing light that can I see some light to this endless tunnel of ****e

malinheader

Whatsisname wrote: »

The amount of muscular injuries we have is ****ing outrageous. Our whole medical staff need to be sacked along with the coaching staff.

I was thinking this myself. Something seriously wrong the way our players are always injured, something's not being done right

Whatsisname

[Deleted User] wrote: »

LInderoff or Dalot went down there at the end as well

Yep Lindelof went down. Then was limping over to shake hands with the ref. Fantastic.

adox

0 shots on target. You have to laugh. Feel sorry for the young lads.

Ole completely out of his depth. Shocking run.

Should be out the door but won't hold my breath with the lads running the club.

That was literally like watching paint dry.

Adamcp898

Imagine being Chelsea and losing 4 nil to that.

fatherted1969

Pool fans might start liking Qwen again now

Headshot

adox wrote: »

0 shots on target. You have to laugh. Feel sorry for the young lads.

Ole completely out of his depth. Shocking run.

Should be out the door but won't hold my breath with the lads running the club.

That was literally like watching paint dry.

Shouldnt got the job in the first place and now will be given another transfer window in Jan and wasting more money on a manager who's out of his depth

Ninthlife

Lampard took over Chelsea, unable to use the transfer window to buy but has done well, scoring goals and have a particular pattern of play. Uniteds win against them was a freak..

Ole took over United, nothing seems to have changed from the LvG days, sideways passing, unable to break teams down and lots of muscular injuries.

Serious questions need to be asked of the medical and sports science team

JohnnyFlash

Getting rid of Mourinho was a mistake from a club who seem to do nothing these days only make mistakes.

Whatsisname

Headshot wrote: »

Shouldnt got the job in the first place and now will be given another transfer window in Jan and wasting more money on a manager who's out of his depth

I wonder will history repeat itself and after a bad loss to Liverpool, he’ll be sacked.

Father Hernandez

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

Getting rid of Mourinho was a mistake from a club who seem to do nothing these days only make mistakes.

Not backing him when he needed it was the mistake made.

When it all transpired it was the best thing to do.

Incompetency at its best

Mantis Toboggan

Fair play to anyone who managed to sit through that, I just can't anymore, life's too short.

Ninthlife

Players need to go

Backroom staff need to go, not sure what McKenna, Carrick actually bring. Both were there under Jose and now Ole and the football being played in the same

Medical staff need to go

Board members need to

Owners need to go

The whole club seems to be in shyte