Supposedly extremely attractive people who you don't find attractive?

Deebles McBeebles

Homelander wrote: »

she just has zero sex appeal, it's like looking at a picture of your sister.

:D:D
Fair play, cracked me up with that one.

Baggly

Porklife wrote: »

To be fair, Lotus keeps coming after me. I'm just enjoying the thread but I will leave her be!

Mod

If you or anyone feels put upon, report it. Dont engage. Threads just get derailed.

Theres just such a difference between good looking and attractive, it's hard to define,I'd take Gervais over Pitt,Clooney ,Dornan etc any day,

bcklschaps

Homelander wrote: »

There are lots of celebrities I recognise as being good looking, but don't find personally attractive so I don't think there's any point covering those....but one person I really find hard to understand how people fancy them is Taylor Swift.

I don't know what it is, it's not like she's bad looking or anything close, but she just has zero sex appeal, it's like looking at a picture of your sister.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMktI3hu3e4

Hope this answers your question about Taylor Swift. :cool:

She's kind of a dork...and that's what makes her soo hot .... and you can dream that maybe in some alternative universe she could be your girlfriend... although in this universe she's a mentalist :pac:

wiggle16

Kayla Tart Registry wrote: »

Wiggle I love you but you can fcuk right the fcuk off.

I will fight to my actual death defending Hugh Laurie's rideyness.

Fire away at the rest of them though.

No I'm sorry Kayla Tart Registry, I just can't see it, he always reminds me of a sickly child. And he has those kind of eyes like a horse's eyes that's just realised it's about to slip on ice.

Effortlessly classy though, all the same. Lets not fall out over Hugh!

Gonad

saintsaltynuts wrote: »

Never saw the fuss about Jennifer Lopez.

Go watch the movie u-turn and report back here

Obvious Desperate Breakfasts

Bigbagofcans wrote: »

She was attractive in SATC I thought. Her figure, her confidence and she does have nice eyes/hair!

If she had gone down the route of getting a nose job to silence her haters, her career would have gone down the pan like Jennifer Grey's.

Good point though natural Jennifer was IMO prettier than SJP.

Porklife

endabob1 wrote: »

I would bang Kylie like a screen door in a hurricane
Beyonce is pretty tidy too, I'm with on the rest though, very Meh

wiggle16 wrote: »

No I'm sorry electro~bitch, I just can't see it, he always reminds me of a sickly child. And he has those kind of eyes like a horse's eyes that's just realised it's about to slip on ice.

Effortlessly classy though, all the same. Lets not fall out over Hugh!

You have me laughing so much this morning!!

Tammy!

When I was a kid you had to like one of Take That. Most people went for Mark or Robbie but I liked none of them!!!

I mean maybe Jason but that would even have been a stretch.

Bigbagofcans

Gonad wrote: »

Go watch the movie u-turn and report back here

I avoid anything with Jennifer Lopez in it. Probably the only "actor" I avoid like the plague!

Obvious Desperate Breakfasts

DrPhilG wrote: »

People referred to Meghan as the hot girl from Suits.

Ah no people... This is the HOT girl from Suits...

I’d love to have her bewbs. Not too big, not too small. She’s Goldiboobs.

wiggle16

As an aside, andI'm a gay guy so Idon'tthink I'm best placed to judge, but I don't think of SJP as ugly by any stretch, she just looks... [considers how to put this diplomatically] ... distinctive, I suppose. She seems to have a very nice way about her, confident and all that, which must make up for her lack of "conventional" attractiveness.

And I wouldn't be worried about offending her... I'd say when she sees harsh memes and horse jokes she cries all the way to the bank more power to her.

Louise Redknapp wouldn't be great looking imo but Jamie is hot,Una Healy very good looking but Ben Foden not as attractive..I'd hate to be part of a celebrity couple and not be the hot one,such pressure and has to play a part in splits imo..I'd say Posh has to feel the pressure, Jennifer was way hotter than Brad..again just imo.

wiggle16

Richard Gere... nah. Never saw it.

I cannot for the life of me understand how anyone could find Ed Sheeran attractive. He looks like Mick Hucknall's stunt double.

Robbie Williams always looks like he's hiding something in his mouth.

Deebles McBeebles

wiggle16 wrote: »

Robbie Williams always looks like he's hiding something in his mouth.

Ooh, mysterious!

dee_mc

wiggle16 wrote: »

Richard Gere... nah. Never saw it.

I cannot for the life of me understand how anyone could find Ed Sheeran attractive. He looks like Mick Hucknall's stunt double.

Robbie Williams always looks like he's hiding something in his mouth.

There was a picture of a dog that looks like Richard Gere doing the rounds a week or two ago. Uncanny.

jr86

wiggle16 wrote: »

Robbie Williams always looks like he's hiding something in his mouth.

Don't know many who consider him a worldie in the looks department in fairness - his draw was always his charisma, charm and showmanship.

Obvious Desperate Breakfasts

wiggle16 wrote: »

Richard Gere... nah. Never saw it.

I cannot for the life of me understand how anyone could find Ed Sheeran attractive. He looks like Mick Hucknall's stunt double.

Robbie Williams always looks like he's hiding something in his mouth.

There’s something about Gere that gives me the heebies. The beady eyes or something.

emmabo25

Dtp1979 wrote: »

Has anyone said cillian Murphy yet?

I did

Omackeral

dee_mc wrote: »

There was a picture of a dog that looks like Richard Gere doing the rounds a week or two ago. Uncanny.

Actually I think you'll find Richard has a few Geres, he looks like various dogs.

Tammy!

Obvious Desperate Breakfasts wrote: »

There’s something about Gere that gives me the heebies. The beady eyes or something.

Yea i get that about him too strangely.

I couldn't believe he was married to Cindy Crawford.

Deebles McBeebles

jr86 wrote: »

Don't know many who consider him a worldie in the looks department in fairness - his draw was always his charisma, charm and showmanship.

True. Saw him at Slane and I would have let him entertain me after that.

Obvious Desperate Breakfasts

jr86 wrote: »

Don't know many who consider him a worldie in the looks department in fairness - his draw was always his charisma, charm and showmanship.

If that.

I’ve heard so many fans tack on the disclaimer in his defence: “He’s a great entertainer!” Well, I should hope the person you’re going to see in concert entertains you. That’s kind of a requirement of the job.

Church on Tuesday

Porklife wrote: »

She reminds me of a velociraptor!!:pac:

That's pretty unfair on a Velociraptor.

golondrinas

Helen Mirren. How she ever got on that ad . that normally had hot birds I'll never know.
Actor --- yes Looker --- NO.

Deebles McBeebles

Obvious Desperate Breakfasts wrote: »

If that.

I’ve heard so many fans tack on the disclaimer in his defence: “He’s a great entertainer!” Well, I should hope the person you’re going to see in concert entertains you. That’s kind of a requirement of the job.

A great showman might be a better way to put it. I'm not a fan at all but he genuinely is great live. It helped that his band were brilliant and that they played lots of covers of good songs.

Bigbagofcans

Obvious Desperate Breakfasts wrote: »

There’s something about Gere that gives me the heebies. The beady eyes or something.

He's 70 this month and recently had a baby with his 36 year old wife.

dubstarr

Robbie Williams always looks like he's hiding something in his mouth.


Aydas balls

Another one is claudia schiffer,she looks like SJP sister

Obvious Desperate Breakfasts

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

A great showman might be a better way to put it. I'm not a fan at all but he genuinely is great live. It helped that his band were brilliant and that they played lots of covers of good songs.

But, like, again, if someone is going to see someone, they should think them a great showman. Every band leader is, in their own way. Otherwise they wouldn’t be in that position. Or if a soloist, you definitely need to be that. I don’t know why his fans think that that’s in some way remarkable. I’ve seen him live (Slane ‘99) and, yeah, he was energetic. Nothing special though, that’s what you’d expect. I just find it odd how often I’ve heard that disclaimer. Are they acknowledging that he is shit otherwise? I don’t know.

Obvious Desperate Breakfasts

Bigbagofcans wrote: »

He's 70 this month and recently had a baby with his 36 year old wife.

I don’t know what to do with this statement.

DrPhilG

Omackeral wrote: »

Actually I think you'll find Richard has a few Geres, he looks like various dogs.

This is the recent one that's been doing the rounds.

jr86

Obvious Desperate Breakfasts wrote: »

But, like, again, if someone is going to see someone, they should think them a great showman. Every band leader is, in their own way. Otherwise they wouldn’t be in that position. Or if a soloist, you definitely need to be that. I don’t know why his fans think that that’s in some way remarkable. I’ve seen him live (Slane ‘99) and, yeah, he was energetic. Nothing special though, that’s what you’d expect. I just find it odd how often I’ve heard that disclaimer. Are they acknowledging that he is shit otherwise? I don’t know.

Well he sells arenas on his showmanship - that's his shtick

Like celine Dion sells on her singing, others sell on their looks

Not every singer/band is going to be large-scale entertainment. You'll hardly see Westlife running around with their top off, dragging women up on stage and serenading them

He's good at what he does, without being gifted vocally

DrPhilG

Ps veering a little off topic (unless anyone fancies the arse off Ron Pearlman), the Richard Gere dog photos are nothing compared to the Ron Pearl-cat.

Beanntraigheach

I must admit I thought Sarah Jessica Parker looked almost attractive in the film 'Ed Wood'.
Maybe the fact it's in black & white helped

Obvious Desperate Breakfasts

jr86 wrote: »

Well he sells arenas on his showmanship - that's his shtick

Like celine Dion sells on her singing, others sell on their looks

Not every singer/band is going to be large-scale entertainment. You'll hardly see Westlife running around with their top off, dragging women up on stage and serenading them

He's good at what he does, without being gifted vocally

Bingo. At least you’re honest.

Genuine q, does he still fill arenas? Not a sarky question. I have no idea.

Obvious Desperate Breakfasts

Beanntraigheach wrote: »

I must admit I thought Sarah Jessica Parker looked almost attractive in the film 'Ed Wood'.
Maybe the fact it's in black & white helped

There’s some early ‘90s film she was in and my husband was surprised at how good she looked. She had more weight on her face.

MSGSM

This is turning into a thread about overly horny people saying what the would let a celebrity do to them.

Wibbs

Obvious Desperate Breakfasts wrote: »

I don’t know what to do with this statement.

I's say god bless his energy and viagra.

EllieB

Cillian Murphy, Colin Farrell, Johnny Depp (now.... he was extremely hot in his youth!) and Brad Pitt all look like they could easily belong to a certain ethnic minority in this country!!

Think it’s something to do with the high chiselled cheekbones!

jr86

Obvious Desperate Breakfasts wrote: »

Bingo. At least you’re honest.

Genuine q, does he still fill arenas? Not a sarky question. I have no idea.

Unlikely, although he still has a very large following and still plays big venues

Not bad to be fair a good 16/17 years after his peak

friendlyfun

Rihanna. She a forehead that would require planning permission in Ireland.

Autecher

Porklife wrote: »

Russel Brand, I am in love with him and want to rip his clothes off

Kayla Tart Registry wrote: »

Oh well, more of his balls for me to gargle

For any younger men reading this thread who may think all men are horndogs and women are innocent flowers I present you with proof that is not the case at all.
That is my life lesson to the young men of Boards.ie.

Your welcome.

Relikk

Emily Ratajkowski
Taylor Swift
All Jenner's and Kardashian's
Rihanna
Kaley Cuoco
Bella and Gigi Hadid
Chrissy Teigan
Caroline Flack

Plus many, many more.

Bigbagofcans

Relikk wrote: »

Kaley Cuoco

Never saw the hype with her. Very average looking.

Porklife

Hhheyyyyy.. I say I'm in love with him and want to rip his clothes off... that's pretty damn tame for me! If I said what I'd do once the clothes were off I think your jaw would hit the floor

Relikk

Bigbagofcans wrote: »

Never saw the hype with her. Very average looking.

A lot of it has to do with her character on Big Bang, for me. I forgot to put Jennifer Aniston on that list, as well.

Tammy!

Megan Fox. She looks too harsh.

Church on Tuesday

Relikk wrote: »

Emily Ratajkowski
Taylor Swift
All Jenner's and Kardashian's
Rihanna
Kaley Cuoco
Bella and Gigi Hadid
Chrissy Teigan
Caroline Flack

Plus many, many more.

Pretty much the only good thing about The Big Bang Theory.

Sigh. Get out.

Autecher

Porklife wrote: »

Hhheyyyyy.. I say I'm in love with him and want to rip his clothes off... that's pretty damn tame for me! If I said what I'd do once the clothes were off I think your jaw would hit the floor

.......Go on........

Relikk

Church on Tuesday wrote: »

Pretty much the only good thing about The Big Bang Theory.

Sigh. Get out.

There's nothing good about The Big Bang Theory.