What boardsies would you bring back?

Leg End Reject

Guy Person wrote: »

I'm you tomorrow. Let's see if I still scare off women when I am one.

Just remember to wear my knickers, you don't want to appear vulgar.

Wayne Jarvis

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Roger is back!!

Cool! I'm going to sleep now so I'll just have to take my word for it.

EmmetSpiceland

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

The title of your sex tape?

I will thank "nonce words like 'woke'" although it's contrary to my alter ego(s), because those who don't expound on their toilet habits are killjoys.

And if I TYRANICALLY get pulled up on imbecilic prattle, I can pretend I was having a drooling giggle therefore disqualifying me from all criticism.

JohnnyFlash

[Deleted User] wrote: »

I will thank "nonce words like 'woke'" although it's contrary to my alter ego(s), because those who don't expound on their toilet habits are killjoys.

And if I TYRANICALLY get pulled up on imbecilic prattle, I can pretend I was having a drooling giggle therefore disqualifying me from all criticism.

You need to chill, Bertie. Like seriously. All joking aside. This place seems to make you very stressed and unhappy. It’s a silly little message board for God’s sake.

Calhoun

A Tyrant Named Miltiades! wrote: »

Honestly, the people who thanked this post, shame on you all.

If this Forum has lacked anything in recent years, it was originality and humour. Some of us are fed-up with staid, middle-aged anxiety towards how the world is changing.

Sometimes it's a relief to log-on and catch a glimpse of the boards of the mid-00's, when everyone wasn't obsessed with nonce words like "woke" and "cuck", nor wound up in a ball of "economic anxiety".

Frankly, some of the people involved in thanking the above post are some of the least-craic on this website. We should be glad, in an age of Twitter and Instagram, that anyone is still making an effort on this website - and enjoy it. Don't be so bloody miserable all the time, hmm?

Its a two way street and you will find others are sick of the self-righteous virtue signalers who only want a soap box to make themselves feel good while they talk down to the little man/woman.

If people just accept that there are other opinions out there and be glad to have your opinion challenged rather than have an echo chamber like twitter ect it be a better place.

JohnnyFlash

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

You need to chill, Bertie. Like seriously. All joking aside. This place seems to make you very stressed and unhappy. It’s a silly little message board for God’s sake.

You need to rein in the puppet show. How the other clown (I was being satirical hurr hurr) became moderator beggars belief.

JohnnyFlash

[Deleted User] wrote: »

You need to rein in the puppet show. How the other clown (I was being satirical hurr hurr) became moderator beggars belief.

Saying I have 4, 5, 6 accounts doesn’t make it true, dude.

I have two accounts - JohnnyFlash, that lovable rogue, and end of the road, my elaborate troll account.

Bigbagofcans

Guy Person wrote: »

Ah to be honest Tyrant when I posted that message under my Omackeral account I was still locked from posting as Bigbagofcans earlier that day so wasn’t in my right mind.

Guy, how dare you bring my name into this mess.
As penance, you owe me a new bag of cans.

Woke Hogan

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

You need to chill, Bertie. Like seriously. All joking aside. This place seems to make you very stressed and unhappy. It’s a silly little message board for God’s sake.

Tired and emotional, perhaps.

Hector Savage

So is Permabear II the original Permabear or not ?

Hector Savage

Hector Savage wrote: »

So is Permabear II the original Permabear or not ?

Don't know but its about as good a sequel as Jaws - The Revenge. Boring shïte.

Deebles McBeebles

Well, this is fun.

EmmetSpiceland

[Deleted User] wrote: »

warped control freaks who believe they can dictate what is amusing.

Is that not what you’re doing on an, almost, daily basis? When you’re not “scrambling” to get the first post in every new thread, that is.

Just wondering if you’ve ever read the After Hours “rules” thread?

“What is After Hours?
After hours is the place to come on boards where general discussion can be light-hearted. The aim here is to have a bit of a laugh and not to piss anybody off while doing so.

This forum has been variously described as a refuge for idiots, the dregs of boards.ie, the best forum on boards and the only forum on boards. As such you may find After Hours quite different to any other boards.ie forums. What's OK here may not fly elsewhere on boards.”

This is a “light-hearted” forum, or, at least, it’s supposed to be. You don’t come across as a very light-hearted person at all, B, and I would doubt, very much, that you’re having much of a “laugh” in this forum.

Unless you find making, baseless, accusations and acting as a some sort of, self-appointed and unofficial, Quality Controller funny. Condemning any thread you’ve no interest in with some sort of snide “tut-tutting” post as early on as you can get it.

Slideways

Hit the nail on the head there I reckon

[Deleted User]

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Now you're referring to yourself in the third person, the personality crisis worsens.

Not quite as deranged as Tom Tit from the radio forum wanting to smear himself with faeces.

As previously stated, the likes of Mikom are needed more than ever - to shred the idiocy of these warped control freaks who believe they can dictate what is amusing.

Nobody's dictating anything to you, we all have different senses of humour. I find your gnarly posts in this thread fairly humorous tbh.

Jonybgud

Will someone open the windows for a bit please, there's an acrid bang of Control Tantrum in here.

Who threw all the toys out into the hall?

I'm going to have to slap some arses....

andekwarhola

I'm confused yet amused. AH is clearly on the up.

A Tyrant Named Miltiades!

A Tyrant Named Miltiades! wrote: »

Nobody's dictating anything to you, we all have different senses of humour. I find your gnarly posts in this thread fairly humorous tbh.

A little too caustic for my own good, you deserve better. I'm long overdue a breather from boards. Bigger issues outside starting to seep into most recent posts. Return with a more tranquil stance, and embrace the irreverent ethos of AH. Peace out.

JohnnyFlash

Jonybgud wrote: »

I'm going to have to slap some arses....

I’d say Emmet would be first in line with his chinos around his ankles.

[Deleted User]

[Deleted User] wrote: »

A little too caustic for my own good, you deserve better. I'm long overdue a breather from boards. Bigger issues outside starting to seep into most recent posts. Return with a more tranquil stance, and embrace the irreverent ethos of AH. Peace out.

Would you like a hug? I feel like you need to be gathered up in a Persepoly Big Hug. I also make a great cup of tea. Barry's leaves in an old style pot. Bit of maderia cake too.

Jonybgud

Deleted User wrote: »

Would you like a hug? I feel like you need to be gathered up in a Persepoly Big Hug. I also make a great cup of tea. Barry's leaves in an old style pot. Bit of maderia cake too.

That's deadly, It's like getting beaten up by auntie while she smiles and hugs you at the same time....:D:D

Jonybgud

Deleted User wrote: »

A little too caustic for my own good, you deserve better. I'm long overdue a breather from boards. Bigger issues outside starting to seep into most recent posts. Return with a more tranquil stance, and embrace the irreverent ethos of AH. Peace out.

Don't be so hard on yourself

that's our job....

Boom_Bap

Deleted User wrote: »

Would you like a hug? I feel like you need to be gathered up in a Persepoly Big Hug. I also make a great cup of tea. Barry's leaves in an old style pot. Bit of maderia cake too.

Ah here, if there is tea and cake going, sort me out.

Wayne Jarvis

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Would you like a hug? I feel like you need to be gathered up in a Persepoly Big Hug. I also make a great cup of tea. Barry's leaves in an old style pot. Bit of maderia cake too.

Ah here, if there is tea and cake going, sort me out.

Boom_Bap

Ah here

Omackeral

Leave it out

Jonybgud

Jonybgud wrote: »

That's deadly, It's like getting beaten up by auntie while she smiles and hugs you at the same time....:D:D

No it would be a genuine "hope all is ok" hug. I think I can relate to Bertie. I think. There are a few posters here who I sometimes find nauseating. If I'm going through a rough time my inner 'dark' side is tempted to come out and be harsh in my interactions with them. Like I don't give a fùck about your super happy life. I'm screaming inside and you're shìting on about flowers or love or clouds. G'way.

Raconteuse

Why don't people do the same and ignore Berties Horse if he bothers THEM so much. The ganging up is sh1tty, especially when some of you are bound to know that his dad is terminally ill as it came up on a relevant thread recently.

It makes the concern about being compassionate to others e.g. travellers, from two posters in particular look especially hollow. Disingenuous, gaslighting rubbish.

Raconteuse

Deleted User wrote: »

A little too caustic for my own good, you deserve better. I'm long overdue a breather from boards. Bigger issues outside starting to seep into most recent posts. Return with a more tranquil stance, and embrace the irreverent ethos of AH. Peace out.

Fair play on your acknowledgment. I somehow doubt it will be reciprocated. All the best.

Raconteuse

Raconteuse wrote: »

Fair play on your acknowledgment. I somehow doubt it will be reciprocated. All the best.

I had a PM ready to go to Bertie actually. It wouldn't send but I too wish him all the best.

B.A._Baracus

I remember the mod HotLips or something years ago. Would come on, especially at night, and close nearly every thread :pac:

EmmetSpiceland

[Deleted User] wrote: »

A little too caustic for my own good, you deserve better. I'm long overdue a breather from boards. Bigger issues outside starting to seep into most recent posts. Return with a more tranquil stance, and embrace the irreverent ethos of AH. Peace out.

You look after yourself, B. Apologies for my “causticness” as well, goes to show none of us are immune to it.

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

I’d say Emmet would be first in line with his chinos around his ankles.

No chance, J. None.

Dunno if you saw but I’ve had a little “difficulty” very recently so wouldn’t fancy taking a whack any time soon.

gwalk

Bring back planespeaking and her 45 personalities haha

Woke Hogan

Raconteuse wrote: »

Why don't people do the same and ignore Berties Horse if he bothers THEM so much. The ganging up is sh1tty, especially when some of you are bound to know that his dad is terminally ill as it came up on a relevant thread recently.

It makes the concern about being compassionate to others e.g. travellers, from two posters in particular look especially hollow. Disingenuous, gaslighting rubbish.

If one person accuses ten other people of being the same person, it's not "ganging up" when they all respond in turn to either refute or take the piss out of that claim.

Take care, Bertie.

Jonybgud

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

No chance, J. None.

Dunno if you saw but I’ve had a little “difficulty” very recently so wouldn’t fancy taking a whack any time soon.

I'll go easy on ya! but you're definitely getting it.....;):pac:

pq0n1ct4ve8zf5

gwalk wrote: »

Bring back planespeaking and her 45 personalities haha

You mean she was a woman?

God, she never mentioned that ten times every fcuking thread.

Jonybgud

Mind my coffee will ya, I'm not making another pot...

Yer Da sells Avon

gwalk wrote: »

Bring back planespeaking and her 45 personalities haha

There are some things that you shouldn't joke about.

And the prospect of that poster returning is one of them.

Yer Da sells Avon

Yer Da sells Avon wrote: »

There are some things that you shouldn't joke about.

And the prospect of that poster returning is one of them.

I couldn't get my head around her at all, but in the end I felt some compassion for whatever it was that had her so hostile. Not an easy way to live or to be.

Pintman Paddy Losty

Candie wrote: »

I couldn't get my head around her at all, but in the end I felt some compassion for whatever it was that had her so hostile. Not an easy way to live or to be.

I think she just took on male for and became Woke Hogan.

Lewis_Benson

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

Saying I have 4, 5, 6 accounts doesn’t make it true, dude.

I have two accounts - JohnnyFlash, that lovable rogue, and end of the road, my elaborate troll account.

So what's your real view in travellers?

Franz Von Peppercorn II

A Tyrant Named Miltiades! wrote: »

If this Forum has lacked anything in recent years, it was originality and humour. Some of us are fed-up with staid, middle-aged anxiety towards how the world
Frankly, some of the people involved in thanking the above post are some of the least-craic on this website. We should be glad, in an age of Twitter and Instagram, that anyone is still making an effort on this website - and enjoy it. Don't be so bloody miserable all the time, hmm?

Funny enough the guy you are responding to, Oakmackeral, is responsible for some of the best and funniest threads in AH in years.

The scat thread - not so much.

Woke Hogan

Pintman Paddy Losty wrote: »

I think she just took on male for and became Woke Hogan.

When will you take on a male form, Paddy?

Arghus

Thread has jumped the shark.

Raconteuse

Raconteuse wrote: »

Why don't people do the same and ignore Berties Horse if he bothers THEM so much. The ganging up is sh1tty, especially when some of you are bound to know that his dad is terminally ill as it came up on a relevant thread recently.

It makes the concern about being compassionate to others e.g. travellers, from two posters in particular look especially hollow. Disingenuous, gaslighting rubbish.

I didn't know that about Bertie's dad. I'm surprised you actually think any of us would knowingly take the piss if we knew someone was going through something so life-shattering. Despite all the disagreements we (everyone) has here I can't think of a single poster i would say has no empathy in them.

We just had a nice moment, and in fact, Bertie I'm more comfortable when you're being a bollix than being nice, so don't feel the need to stop. None of us are wallflowers.

Raconteuse

A Tyrant Named Miltiades! wrote: »

I'm surprised you actually think any of us would knowingly take the piss if we knew someone was going through something so life-shattering. Despite all the disagreements we (everyone) has here I can't think of a single poster i would say has no empathy in them.

Well I can. Of course they have pretend empathy in them when it suits (in order to get one up on people).

Woke Hogan

Raconteuse wrote: »

Well I can. Of course they have pretend empathy in them when it suits (in order to get one up on people).

You might need to take a break yourself. You're coming across very paranoid.

Raconteuse

Woke Hogan wrote: »

You might need to take a break yourself. You're coming across very paranoid.

Exactly the type of gaslighting that I'm talking about.

Lucyfur

I've no idea who anyone is anymore. Kinda glad after reading through the last few pages of this thread