Why are women so annoying?

Earthhorse

Women are annoying.

Men are annoying.

And when they eventually replace us all with robots they'll be annoying too.

Huntergonzo

Both men an women are annoying.

Men annoy you by bragging about all sorts of stupid shít that they never actually did and just generally being idiots that think you're interested in their incredibly boring bs.

Women annoy you by taking the kids, the house and the car. But they do have lovely bottoms though ;-)

BorneTobyWilde

Seems to me 90% of couples are just together to annoy each other. 10% are epic lovers who do everything together, mostly foreign couples are like this, they walk hand in hand, Irish couple walk 20 ft apart.

ToddyDoody

Huntergonzo wrote: »

Women annoy you by taking the kids, the house and the car.

Are these things they do everyday?

Huntergonzo

BorneTobyWilde wrote: »

Irish couple walk 20 ft apart.

That's usually because of a court order :-)

storker

ILoveYourVibes wrote: »

People are not annoying when they are dead.

They are. They make a terribly annoying smell from under your floorboards.

Stevieluvsye

BorneTobyWilde wrote: »

Seems to me 90% of couples are just together to annoy each other. 10% are epic lovers who do everything together, mostly foreign couples are like this, they walk hand in hand, Irish couple walk 20 ft apart.

It's funny cause it's true

Deebles McBeebles

BorneTobyWilde wrote: »

Seems to me 90% of couples are just together to annoy each other. 10% are epic lovers who do everything together, mostly foreign couples are like this, they walk hand in hand, Irish couple walk 20 ft apart.

I'd be wary of that 10%, something else going on there.

Huntergonzo

ToddyDoody wrote: »

Are these things they do everyday?

Depends, do the courts open on weekends?

ToddyDoody

BorneTobyWilde wrote: »

Seems to me 90% of couples are just together to annoy each other. 10% are epic lovers who do everything together, mostly foreign couples are like this, they walk hand in hand, Irish couple walk 20 ft apart.

In my parents case its a carefully balanced dance of moral superiority.

tony1kenobi

Just have a different imaginary girlfriend.

Plopsu

Raconteuse wrote: »

Yep, 100% of the time. No man in history has ever sought conflict in his relationship.

And it's awful too the way a gun is put to these poor men's heads forcing them to be in relationships with women.

It's usually a nipple. Less threatening sure but waaaayyy more effective.

Junkyard Tom

You're not allowed to bring alcohol into maternity hospitals regardless of what type of cardigan you've on. No wonder your good lady wife doesn't want you there while she's preggers.

FFred

Pic of the offending jumper or GTFO...

Pauliedragon

OP she's obviously on the rag so you'll just have to deal with it and keep the head down until it passes. Buy her some chocolate that usually works.

milli milli

You know you can stand up to your girlfriend and say, ‘I’ll wear what I like, thanks’.
I actually had a boyfriend like this who made comments on my clothes (so it’s not just women). I actually can’t remember how I handled it in the past, but I certainly wouldn’t put up with someone telling me what to wear now.

It’s actually out-of-order to be honest. So many people treat their partners like possessions and think they have authority over their behaviors.
It’s crazy that people put up with this kind of thing, to be honest.

Stevieluvsye

milli milli wrote: »

You know you can stand up to your girlfriend and say, ‘I’ll wear what I like, thanks’.
I actually had a boyfriend like this who made comments on my clothes (so it’s not just women). I actually can’t remember how I handled it in the past, but I certainly wouldn’t put up with someone telling me what to wear now.

It’s actually out-of-order to be honest. So many people treat their partners like possessions and think they have authority over their behaviors.
It’s crazy that people put up with this kind of thing, to be honest.

What if it was said in best interest?

"Them leggings look ****e honey, i'd change them"

Widdershins

It's Puce on my screen...

ArchXStanton

H8GHOTI wrote: »

Ok I’m sure a couple of men can be assholes occasionally. And I know that not every woman is, just the majority.

My girlfriend had a hospital appointment and as a kind, generous and overall just super guy I said I would bring her. She says to me the night before “make sure you wear something nice”.

Oh did the letter from the doctor say it was a black tie event? Is the prognosis or advice or medicine prescribed going to be different depending on my clothes?
Firstly, do you think I’m going to turn up in pajamas ffs? Secondly, I went to work in the morning so she knew I’d be smartly dressed. “Oh don’t wear that wine jumper you wear to work”. For someone who is so concerned about what I’m wearing, she hadn’t noticed I haven’t worn that for months and it’s a nice jumper anyway.

Her comment had no impact on what I wore but when I collected her looking well, I’m sure she thought to herself, oh he listened to me, thank god I said something. Of course at the hospital most people were just wearing jeans, tshirt etc.

This isn’t just my girlfriend. You’d see plenty of examples of this kind of sh!t on tv or on nights out or in supermarkets. I’ve worked in a number of offices and plenty of women would tell stories about the stupid things they said to their partner. So what’s the reason for these kind of pointless comments? They enjoy telling people what to do, want to be the boss? Just enjoy annoying men?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaYkYeJAozk

NickNickleby

Porklife wrote: »

What are you wearing right now OP?

Aha!

Well, OP, you're best response to that question is "Aveeno", according to Jennifer Anniston

NickNickleby

partyguinness wrote: »

Burgundy colour jumper is never good unless you are 60 year old math teacher with corduroy trousers.

THAT's where I'm going wrong....trousers!

dhaughton99

ILoveYourVibes wrote: »

For sex.

Then she wants kids, starts wearing pjs during the day and won’t let you listen to Aphex Twin in the house anymore. Who needs that crap.

#notallwomen

H8GHOTI

bluewolf wrote: »

#notallwomen

No tall women?

khalessi

shure tis d'hormones, all over d place they are

lawred2

H8GHOTI wrote: »

Ok I’m sure a couple of men can be assholes occasionally. And I know that not every woman is, just the majority.

My girlfriend had a hospital appointment and as a kind, generous and overall just super guy I said I would bring her. She says to me the night before “make sure you wear something nice”.

Oh did the letter from the doctor say it was a black tie event? Is the prognosis or advice or medicine prescribed going to be different depending on my clothes?
Firstly, do you think I’m going to turn up in pajamas ffs? Secondly, I went to work in the morning so she knew I’d be smartly dressed. “Oh don’t wear that wine jumper you wear to work”. For someone who is so concerned about what I’m wearing, she hadn’t noticed I haven’t worn that for months and it’s a nice jumper anyway.

Her comment had no impact on what I wore but when I collected her looking well, I’m sure she thought to herself, oh he listened to me, thank god I said something. Of course at the hospital most people were just wearing jeans, tshirt etc.

This isn’t just my girlfriend. You’d see plenty of examples of this kind of sh!t on tv or on nights out or in supermarkets. I’ve worked in a number of offices and plenty of women would tell stories about the stupid things they said to their partner. So what’s the reason for these kind of pointless comments? They enjoy telling people what to do, want to be the boss? Just enjoy annoying men?

Sounds like your girlfriend is a dick

I'd question you more for being with her really

Church on Tuesday

You picked her OP. :P:P

whisky_galore

Receptionist:
How do you write women so well?

Melvin Udall:
I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability.

Problem Of Motivation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTrCBcrFMCI

ArchXStanton

quote="Solitary Pint Drinker;110966247"]Why do women fall out with their friends so easily?[/quote]

Because they recognise themselves in the bitchy, catty, backstabbing antics of their "friends"

Problem Of Motivation

H8GHOTI wrote: »

Ok I’m sure a couple of men can be assholes occasionally. And I know that not every woman is, just the majority.

My girlfriend had a hospital appointment and as a kind, generous and overall just super guy I said I would bring her. She says to me the night before “make sure you wear something nice”.

Oh did the letter from the doctor say it was a black tie event? Is the prognosis or advice or medicine prescribed going to be different depending on my clothes? Firstly, do you think I’m going to turn up in pajamas ffs? Secondly, I went to work in the morning so she knew I’d be smartly dressed. “Oh don’t wear that wine jumper you wear to work”. For someone who is so concerned about what I’m wearing, she hadn’t noticed I haven’t worn that for months and it’s a nice jumper anyway.

Her comment had no impact on what I wore but when I collected her looking well, I’m sure she thought to herself, oh he listened to me, thank god I said something. Of course at the hospital most people were just wearing jeans, tshirt etc.

This isn’t just my girlfriend. You’d see plenty of examples of this kind of sh!t on tv or on nights out or in supermarkets. I’ve worked in a number of offices and plenty of women would tell stories about the stupid things they said to their partner. So what’s the reason for these kind of pointless comments? They enjoy telling people what to do, want to be the boss? Just enjoy annoying men?

I had a girlfriend like that. They say sh1t to see if they can rattle your cage. And if it annoys you then they've already got the validation out of you. Whenever I get silly remarks like that from women, I usually throw in a "sweetheart" in my reply just to highlight their stupidity. Problem solved... no one likes being patronised.

To tell a story of my own, once when I was walking along the beach with her and a view others, I was skimming a view stones on the water. She walked on past me and with the back of her head to me, she said "you're not as good at the ole stone throwing as you were before". I was thinking "what?, have you been stalking me while I was throwing stones or something?" Can't a guy casually throw a few stones along the beach without being nagged.

This was one of the few occasions that I was witty enough to out smart her. I replied with "I'm still good enough to hit you in the back of the head though... don't tempt me!". She didn't like that one bit. But of course what she initially said made no sense... that's the whole idea. That's why she was walking away from me as she said it. She wanted me to shout after her "hey, hang on, what do you mean?", she wanted that attention. Now, if had made an equivalent comment to her, like say if I said "oh you're not as good at putting on your make-up as before", she could get quite hurt!

Problem Of Motivation

H8GHOTI wrote: »

I’ve worked in a number of offices and plenty of women would tell stories about the stupid things they said to their partner. So what’s the reason for these kind of pointless comments? They enjoy telling people what to do, want to be the boss? Just enjoy annoying men?

I've never actually heard women discuss how they deliberately plot to do this to their men. Do tell me more.

IIGeminiII

Problem Of Motivation wrote: »

Once when I was walking along the beach with her and a view others, I was skimming a view stones on the water. She walked on past me and with the back of her head to me she said "you're not as good at the ole stone throwing as you were before". I was thinking "what?, have you been stalking while I was throwing stones or something?" Can't a guy casually throw a few stones along the beach without being nagged.

This was one of the few occasions that I was witty enough to out smart her. I replied with "I'm still good enough to hit you in the back of the head though... don't tempt me!". She didn't like that one bit. But of course what she said made no sense... that's the whole idea. That's why she was walking away from me as she said it. She wanted me to shout after her "hey, hang on, what do you mean?", she wanted that attention.

Excellent story.

Problem Of Motivation

Problem Of Motivation wrote: »

Once when I was walking along the beach with her and a view others, I was skimming a view stones on the water. She walked on past me and with the back of her head to me she said "you're not as good at the ole stone throwing as you were before". I was thinking "what?, have you been stalking while I was throwing stones or something?" Can't a guy casually throw a few stones along the beach without being nagged.

This was one of the few occasions that I was witty enough to out smart her. I replied with "I'm still good enough to hit you in the back of the head though... don't tempt me!". She didn't like that one bit. But of course what she said made no sense... that's the whole idea. That's why she was walking away from me as she said it. She wanted me to shout after her "hey, hang on, what do you mean?", she wanted that attention.

lbc2019

Glad to be gay.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLc-bh_DrKw

H8GHOTI

i don't know if i'm just tired but this thread is hilarious. wine jumper

including this

H8GHOTI wrote: »

No tall women?

Problem Of Motivation

IIGeminiII wrote: »

Excellent story.

Is that sarcasm?

Raconteuse

ArchXStanton wrote: »

Because they recognise themselves in the bitchy, catty, backstabbing antics of their "friends"

You never have a good word to say about women.

anewme

Maybe the wine jumper was a bit more of a purple shade and girlfriend did not want to be escorted to hospital by a human Barney the Dinosaur lookalike.

ArchXStanton

Raconteuse wrote: »

You never have a good word to say about women.

We all know a girl who hangs around with fellas because other girls "are too much drama/bitchy".... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

H8GHOTI

Porklife wrote: »

What are you wearing right now OP?

A top hat and wine heels

Raconteuse

ArchXStanton wrote: »

We all know a girl who hangs around with fellas because other girls "are too much drama/bitchy".... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

And yet weirdly she isn't.

It's almost like... not all women are the same!

jaxxx

Raconteuse wrote: »

And yet weirdly she isn't.

It's almost like... not all women are the same!

Mind = Blown :eek:

Black Swan

H8GHOTI wrote: »

Ok I’m sure a couple of men can be assholes occasionally. And I know that not every woman is, just the majority.

Trade in your romance for a bromance? Problem solved. As for me, Vive la différence!

H8GHOTI

Stevieluvsye wrote: »

I'm a bloke and i find men are more annoying than women. Maybe just your mindset

Na, it's been scientifically proven and it's universally accepted that women are more annoying. I'd say very few men would have the same opinion as you. Maybe just your mindset?

Black Swan

H8GHOTI wrote: »

Na, it's been scientifically proven...

The scientific method does not prove, it only suggests.

H8GHOTI

PaulieC wrote: »

why would you wear a jumper in the summer ?

Exactly!
That's what a sensible person would think and why it was such a stupid thing to say.
I take it you're male Paulie? Very rational thinking.

FatherTed

Is this you OP?

H8GHOTI

Black Swan wrote: »

The scientific method does not prove, it only suggests.

I see you're a science mod, I'll take your word for it.

jaxxx

H8GHOTI wrote: »

Na, it's been scientifically proven and it's universally accepted that women are more annoying. I'd say very few men would have the same opinion as you. Maybe just your mindset?

That you're a wee bit special? Yes, I concur. All in favour?