Spoilers thread.

Orderofchaos

Not enough time to invest in watching TV.
Please post series spoilers here and save me time.

Thanks.😀

eviltwin

Bobby didn't die, it was all a dream

BDI

Lost was a waste of time and two magic men one in black and one in white choo choo. Something island moves. Maybe they died. Who knows

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

Ross and Rachel were on a break.

Signore Fancy Pants

Bruce Willis is dead and that kid will be a creepy fcuker with a fat beardy face forever.

Signore Fancy Pants

Signore Fancy Pants wrote: »

Bruce Willis is dead and that kid will be a creepy fcuker with a fat beardy face forever.

i'm watching the boys right now and he's in it lol

RMAOK

Jessica Fletcher was the greatest serial killer of all time.

She was also an expert at framing innocent bystanders.

endacl

Sunny spells and scattered showers.

whiskeyman

The truth is still out there.

Thanos was the good guy.

#thanosdidnothingwrong

Fr_Dougal

His wife’s head was in the box.

Leg End Reject

THOSE WOMEN WERE IN THE NIP! :eek:

maudgonner

Miley was ridin' Fidelma :eek:
Fidelma was ridin' Mario from Gift Grub.
Dinny was ridin' Teasy McDaid.
Dick Moran was ridin' everything that moved.
I don't think Father Devereax was ridin' anyone, but he was very friendly with the greyhound called The Late Late Show.


And Biddy died in a tragic Hi-Ace accident, she was not ridin' anyone during the crash.

punisher5112

The new series on Sky with the plane goes missing for over 5 years and they all return exactly the same age as they were only late 30 minutes or so.....


They're all dead but like lost

RMAOK

Leg End Reject wrote: »

THOSE WOMEN WERE IN THE NIP! :eek:

Hairy babies......

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Harry's a wizard.

punisher5112

RMAOK wrote: »

Hairy babies......

Hairy baby maker....

Conall Cernach

Avon shoots Blake because he mistakenly thinks he has betrayed him. Federation troops burst in and gun down everyone except Avon who smiles and raises his gun. The series ends with a blank screen and the sound of blasters.

Yer Da sells Avon

maudgonner wrote: »

Dick Moran was ridin' everything that moved.

I remember watching an episode of Glenroe with my parents years and years ago, when a posh character called Terry found out she was pregnant. My mum said "oh, I bet it was Dick!" And my dad muttered under his breath, barely audibly, "well, it was somebody's dick..."

punisher5112

I shot j r

punisher5112

Kel actually put the screw in the tuna.....

Iiiiiiii put the screeeewww in the TUNA!!!

LETHAL LADY

Hank in a drum. Hon Tipp 👯

Gatling

Ohnotheyalldiedbuthadgreatsexfirstbitsufferedeatimgdisorederanddrugaddictionbutitwasallgoodintheend

LETHAL LADY

Son of Sam pretended 🐶

Orderofchaos

Tony selected don't stop believing on the juke box

Tammy!

Darth Vader is Luke's father

Leg End Reject

The Titanic hits an iceberg and sinks

Tammy!

Tyler Durden was an alter ego

BDI

Tammy! wrote: »

Tyler Durden was an alter ego

Wait. The girl Ed Norton was having sex with was also brad Pitt?

punisher5112

Pretty much any American cop and robber film.. the bad guys always lose....

Roger Hassenforder

The guy trying to catch the tuna and the broad hoping he'll kill her gangster husband for a pot of cash is a computer game or something.

Roger Hassenforder

BDI wrote: »

Lost was a waste of time and two magic men one in black and one in white choo choo. Something island moves. Maybe they died. Who knows

I still get angry about Lost.

punisher5112

Leprechaun are real

Roger Hassenforder

Keyser Söze = "Verbal" Kint

punisher5112

Rick out of the walking dead was only dreaming... Nothing ever happened.

Tammy!

In Planet of the Apes, they were on earth the whole feckin time

Signore Fancy Pants

Peaky Blinders Series 5 spoiler.

Halfway through the 6th episode, Cillian Murphy wakes up in the hospital in London from the film 28 Days Later. He was in hospital because of that beating the Brits gave him in The Wind That Shakes the Barley.

Dont bother clicking the spoiler, it makes no fcuking sense at all.

Hammer89

Signore Fancy Pants wrote: »

Bruce Willis is dead and that kid will be a creepy fcuker with a fat beardy face forever.

Is he on Boards?

Capt'n Midnight

ET goes home.

punisher5112

Star wars isn't real

BDI

punisher5112 wrote: »

Star wars isn't real

Ye mean Star Trek?

Capt'n Midnight

It was his sled.

Yer Da sells Avon

Dougal didn't bring the travel Scrabble or the normal Scrabble, despite claiming to have brought both.

maudgonner

Someone they found in the RTÉ canteen, who was on telly in the 90s.
Bungled interview with a genuine Hollywood celebrity (which was prerecorded three days previously because the celebrity had better things to do when the show was going out live) in which no decent questions were asked, but we learned all about their connections to Ireland and how that makes them feel. The same celebrity can simultaneously be seen over on the BBC with Graham Norton giving a hilarious and yet emotionally revealing interview.
The wife/sister of an Irish celebrity who is going to be on Dancing with the Stars.
Ireland's Eurovision entry from 2012, singing their new single.
Cringe inducing comment from the host.
Cancer/mental illness/disability/death misery slot.
Cork person wins the competition.


Ladies and Gentlemen, it's The Late Late Show!

RhubarbCrumble

In Midsomer Murders the priest/vicar is always either the murderer or the one being murdered. If there's only half an hour to go and he's still alive, there's your killer.

JohnnyFlash

Sergeant Gerry Boyle dies at the end of The Guard.

Capt'n Midnight

Mrs Brown is really a man :eek:

Immortal Starlight

In every film ever made any time there's a power cut one person always takes a torch and goes out in the dark alone to fix the problem. Always absolutely always before they leave they say "I'll be right back" and then you know with chilling certainty they are about to be horribly murdered.

Also in jaws they really could have done with a bigger boat.

Deebles McBeebles

Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. Heres Tom with the Weather.

BDI

The wire- the mayor eats poop for breakfast lunch and dinner