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Death Wish?

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  • #52
    Poor Uncle Tom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,546 ✭✭✭✭Poor Uncle Tom


    So Paul the fecker drove Bibi underground...


  • #53
    Stop moaning ffs
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,850 ✭✭✭Stop moaning ffs


    LETHAL LADY wrote: »
    My Mam and Dad are elderly and have both requested cremation and the scattering of their ashes in locations they feel connected to. I will do my very best to honour their requests.

    All good so far like but, I made the mistake of asking my husband how he'd like to leave this world. His answer is being thrown out of a helicopter into the Atlantic Ocean over some part of the West of Ireland. Is this even feasible?

    There’s a through line here. Think about it.


  • #54
    The One Doctor
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,339 ✭✭✭The One Doctor


    LETHAL LADY wrote: »
    Disposed of. Apologies for my poor writing. Up Tipperary.

    Not going to happen for many good reasons.

    If you want to give someone a real fright, attach a load of weather balloons to his coffin, fill them up with helium and stand back. Based on the prevailing wind, he'll land somewhere in the UK.


  • #55
    Sorry about that
    Closed Accounts Posts: 632 ✭✭✭Sorry about that


    DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »
    Buried in a Catholic cemetery.

    Just a brief graveside ceremony conducted by a Catholic Priest would be my wish.


    I could do without the Mass but it probably won't be up to me anyway.


    I'm never going to discuss these kind of things with my family.

    May I ask why you'll never discuss these things with your family?


  • #56
    MetzgerMeister
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,854 ✭✭✭✭MetzgerMeister


    I want to be cremated with Rammstein's Feuer Frei playing followed by Mein Herz Brennt. Black is allowed :D


  • #57
    AMKC
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,318 ✭✭✭✭AMKC
    Ms


    The One Doctor wrote: »
    Not going to happen for many good reasons.

    If you want to give someone a real fright, attach a load of weather balloons to his coffin, fill them up with helium and stand back. Based on the prevailing wind, he'll land somewhere in the UK.

    Just make sure its a really windy day at that the winds are blowing the right way.

    Can see it now,

    Sir we have something unidentified coming in over the west coast on radar.

    What is it?

    No idea sir but it is coming in fast.

    Must be a new Russian weapon.

    Quick shot it down.

    Live long and Prosper

    Peace and long life.



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