Ultimate Crisp Tournament

Omackeral

Lads and ladies, it's time once again for one of Uncle Omackeral's famous tournaments. Previously, we've seen tournaments crown undisputed champions of Chocolate bars and Street Fighter characters. Today, we go back to the belly as we try to uncover just which crisp really tickles your fancy.

I'm doing up the list and the draw as we speak so we'll be ready to go with our first match in about half an hour or so. If you really want to see one of your favourites included, shoot me a PM and I'll include it if I can. If you haven't been involved in one of these before, dive on in, they're fun.

See y'all in a few minutes.

Sir Osis of Liver.

Bring back Totem popcorn by Tayto.

Lil Sally Anne Jnr.

Bacon Fries

You beautiful man.

Skips, Scampi/Bacon Fries, Ripples, Bikers!!!!!!

ToddyDoody

What's in this for me?

Lil Sally Anne Jnr.

Bacon Fries

I feel Skips, Bikers, and Banshee Bones are major absentees.

BDI

Bacon Fries

The new walkers oven baked need to be there

Junkyard Tom

Don't make me choose one of my children you backstard.

untz again

Hot Lips, or Thai Rings

Lil Sally Anne Jnr.

Bacon Fries

There should be at least one of the new breed of posh crisps (which I personally don't care for): Tipperary, Keogh's and Tayto's Bistro

Lil Sally Anne Jnr.

Bacon Fries

untz again wrote: »

Hot Lips, or Thai Rings

Thai Rings are a bland Spicy Rings. Hot Lips were better back in the day, as were Monster Munch.

ardinn

Bacon fries are not crisps.

Wheelies
Burger bites
Hunky dories sour cream & onion
McCoys

Are new age hipster crap like walkers sensations in here??

Will we be seeing triple threat matches? This is easily a 64 product tourny - Long game ahead.

So many questions!!!!

super_furry

Bear in the Big Blue House or GTFO.

Homelander

Bring back the hot dog flavored crun-chos.

salmocab

I feel pickled onion monster munch are the finest of snacks and are worthy of this competition

Lil Sally Anne Jnr.

Bacon Fries

ardinn wrote: »

Bacon fries are not crisps.

If Burger Bites are crisps then so are Bacon Fries.

Stephen15

Bacon Fries

Keogh's and O'Donnells for the battle of the posh crisps

EmmetSpiceland

Space Raiders and Snaps.

Lil Sally Anne Jnr.

Bacon Fries

Stephen15 wrote: »

Keogh's and O'Donnells for the battle of the posh crisps

Tayto Bistro are better than both, but really you can't beat the regular Tayto's.

tayto lover

Bacon Fries

No contest.

super_furry

If we're going to go crisps, we have to go Steve and Danny Show Risk-A-Crisp rules. Crisps only, no corn snacks.

Stephen15

Bacon Fries

Lil Sally Anne Jnr. wrote: »

Tayto Bistro are better than both, but really you can't beat the regular Tayto's.

Find their S+V too strong. Keogh's S+V the best for me but nothing beats regualr Tayto C+O

Lil Sally Anne Jnr.

Bacon Fries

THEY MELT IN YOUR MOUTH FFS

yabadabado

Bacon Fries

Sam Spudz smokey bacon were lovely but I think they aren't made anymore.

Omackeral

Bacon Fries

Lil Sally Anne Jnr. wrote: »

I feel Skips, Bikers, and Banshee Bones are major absentees.

The field hasn't even been released yet! They're in the draw!

Omackeral

Bacon Fries

Lil Sally Anne Jnr. wrote: »

There should be at least one of the new breed of posh crisps (which I personally don't care for): Tipperary, Keogh's and Tayto's Bistro

Oh there'll be notions in this tournament let me tell ya...

Lil Sally Anne Jnr.

Bacon Fries

super_furry wrote: »

If we're going to go crisps, we have to go Steve and Danny Show Risk-A-Crisp rules. Crisps only, no corn snacks.

I do not want to see Doritos on this list, but surely half of our most commendable and internationally loved crisps are "corn snacks" such as monster munch, bikers, burger Bites???!!! What are you even saying?

Blueshoe

BDI wrote: »

The new walkers oven baked need to be there

Please leave

Lil Sally Anne Jnr.

Bacon Fries

Stephen15 wrote: »

Find their S+V too strong. Keogh's S+V the best for me but nothing beats regualr Tayto C+O

Only deviants eat salt and vinegar Stephen.

Omackeral

Bacon Fries

ardinn wrote: »

Bacon fries are not crisps.

We'll see what the public says.

ardinn wrote: »

Wheelies
Burger bites
Hunky dories sour cream & onion
McCoys

All in

ardinn wrote: »

Are new age hipster crap like walkers sensations in here??

They're in... get woke.

ardinn wrote: »

Will we be seeing triple threat matches? This is easily a 64 product tourny - Long game ahead.

No triple threats. All head to head. 64 is the magic number.

ardinn wrote: »

So many questions!!!!

Hope I've been of help to you.

EmmetSpiceland

Omackeral wrote: »

The field hasn't even been released yet! They're in the draw!

Don’t forget “Discos”.

Fr_Dougal

Sour cream and onion Hunky Dory’s

whiskeyman

Sir Osis of Liver. wrote: »

Bring back Totem popcorn by Tayto.

That stuff haunts me.
Bought bags of it one night as a kid having a sleepover at best mates gaff.
Had our bounty laid out for a 'midnight feast' where you gorge on all sorts of sugar shyte at midnight. (Anyone else ever do this when kids?.
Started to feel a bit queezy by 12:30 and by 1am I was vomiting a multicoloured rainbow into the toilet bowl. Nice popcorny smell all the same...
I can never touch that stuff again!

Lil Sally Anne Jnr.

Bacon Fries

Walker's Sensation me hole, they better be sweet chilli flavour if they are shameless enough to step foot in the ring.

maudgonner

Bacon Fries

I don't think it's over the top to say that if Sam Spudz Smokey Bacon aren't included I will kill you and all of your family, Omackeral.

Omackeral

Bacon Fries

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

Don’t forget “Discos”.

Excellent shout and that's my 64th entrant... Hold tight!!!

cdeb

Tayto Cheese and Onion

BDI wrote: »

The new walkers oven baked need to be there

If Walkers win, we may as well give up and join Boris in the UK

Stephen15

Bacon Fries

Lil Sally Anne Jnr. wrote: »

Only deviants eat salt and vinegar Stephen.

One of the only two crisp flavours that don't stink along with ready salted I find. Although I'm not immune to a packet of Tayto Cheese and Onion

RichT

This is going to be controversial, but my all time favorite crisp is Walkers Ready Salted

Omackeral

Bacon Fries

maudgonner wrote: »

I don't think it's over the top to say that if Sam Spudz Smokey Bacon aren't included I will kill you and all of your family, Omackeral.

Jesus I better bump some jabroni crisp brand .....

Mam of 4

No King ?:(

Lil Sally Anne Jnr.

Bacon Fries

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

Don’t forget “Discos”.

Discos were beautiful. Very distinctive. Powdery. Round. Delicious. A crisp that you'd eat when you twelve or thirteen and feel like you were an adult that had gone out the night before to a disco and sweet talked a woman ten years your senior.

Omackeral

Bacon Fries

Mam of 4 wrote: »

No King ?:(

It hasn't even started yet. King is in there! We'll be off in two mins with the first match.

Mam of 4

Omackeral wrote: »

It hasn't even started yet. King is in there! We'll be off in two mins with the first match.

Since bin day has ended , I've had to settle for King crisps

Mad_maxx

Omackeral wrote: »

Lads and ladies, it's time once again for one of Uncle Omackeral's famous tournaments. Previously, we've seen tournaments crown undisputed champions of Chocolate bars and Street Fighter characters. Today, we go back to the belly as we try to uncover just which crisp really tickles your fancy.

I'm doing up the list and the draw as we speak so we'll be ready to go with our first match in about half an hour or so. If you really want to see one of your favourites included, shoot me a PM and I'll include it if I can. If you haven't been involved in one of these before, dive on in, they're fun.

See y'all in a few minutes.

Don't like any of those

The Princess Bride

Omackeral, thanks for this.
You always know how to treat us on a sunny weekend.

salmocab

Mad_maxx wrote: »

Don't like any of those

Think you missed the meanies there

cdeb

Tayto Cheese and Onion

Mad_maxx wrote: »

Don't like any of those

Jaysus. Think this is the wrong thread for you so

Omackeral

Bacon Fries

Ok we're ready to go! There's gonna be controversy no doubt. Mayube you don't recognise some crisps as true crisps and more as ''corn snacks''. You can reflect that in your votes and explanations. Feel free to tell us what each choice means to you, the more craic we have the better. Here's the rules;

*All draws are determined by a random number generator.

*First choice to hit 7 votes first advances.

*Try to include why you're voting for/against a choice

*Have fun

Round 1

Frisps Cheese and Onion



VS

Doritos Chili Heatwave

Stephen15

Bacon Fries

Not a fan of Doritos so Frisps will get my vote here

cdeb

Tayto Cheese and Onion

I've never heard of Frisps.

But they still beat Doritos. Manky cardboard excuse for crisps.

An inauspicious start omackeral!

yabadabado

Bacon Fries

Frisps
Only voting to hopefully KO Doritos,they are rotten .