Ultimate Crisp Tournament

EmmetSpiceland

Thread needs to be “locked” to preserve its integrity.

Too many “low level” posters chiming in after the fact.

And while Omackeral did a “sterling” job in setting up and running the thread his posts in his “non-official” capacity are not great, mostly drivel.

Best for everyone to shut it down now.

Omackeral

Bacon Fries

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

Thread needs to be “locked” to preserve its integrity.

Too many “low level” posters chiming in after the fact.

And while Omackeral did a “sterling” job in setting up and running the thread his posts in his “non-official” capacity are not great, mostly drivel.

Best for everyone to shut it down now.

Shut your "f*cking mouth"

Deebles McBeebles

Might as well shut the whole site down really, E. All I've done today is annoy some Dub in a thread about how sh*te the city centre is. Its just not as fun when its not 2 people throwing high-level insults at each other over crisp preferences.

Cienciano

Leg End Reject wrote: »

Look at all you snivelling fcuktards pretending to apologise, while covertly sharpening the knives ready to fillet your fellow poster in the biscuit tournament .

No doubt the corn snack losers will rally the troops to vote from some awful yoke like a Lidl knock off digestive.

It's beautiful.

Oh some big talk about "corn snack losers". Lets see your voting history

Leg End Reject wrote: »

Bacon Fries, easier to grab and ram into your mouth while intoxicated. A true unsung hero of the Irish pub.

Leg End Reject wrote: »

Burger bites, crunchy, tasty burgeriness.

Oh dear...

Uncharted

Bacon Fries

Leg End Reject wrote: »

Look at all you snivelling fcuktards pretending to apologise, while covertly sharpening the knives ready to fillet your fellow poster in the biscuit tournament .

No doubt the corn snack losers will rally the troops to vote from some awful yoke like a Lidl knock off digestive.

It's beautiful.

Atta girl.
Rip those snivelly fcukwits a new one,despite the fact that the new comp hasn't even been announced yet.


#firstcutisthedeepest

Guffy

Tayoto and bacon fries... seriously

Deebles McBeebles

Cienciano wrote: »

Oh some big talk about "corn snack losers". Lets see your voting history




Oh dear...

The post-mortem has begun!

Paddy Cow

Franz Von Peppercorn II wrote: »

I’m just thanking the insults now. Regardless.

It's like the Thunderdome in here.

Omackeral

Bacon Fries

Guffy wrote: »

Tayoto and bacon fries... seriously

What the f*ck is that, a car made out of crisps? Sort your life out.

Leg End Reject

Bacon Fries

Cienciano wrote: »

Oh some big talk about "corn snack losers". Lets see your voting history




Oh dear...

All a ploy you fcuking imbecile to smooth the passage to victory of the mighty Tayto.

EmmetSpiceland

Omackeral wrote: »

What the f*ck is that, a car made out of crisps? Sort your life out.

Weak.

Stick to “admin” side of the thread, boyo.

Omackeral

Bacon Fries

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

Weak.

Stick to “admin” side of the thread, boyo.

Stick to your Johnny Flash account, it's slightly more tolerable. The Pintman one is a busted flush though.

PARlance

Guffy wrote: »

Tayoto and bacon fries... seriously

Must be the Japanese knock-off

Roger Hassenforder

Bacon Fries

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

Might as well shut the whole site down really, E. All I've done today is annoy some Dub in a thread about how sh*te the city centre is. Its just not as fun when its not 2 people throwing high-level insults at each other over crisp preferences.

This place transcended to a higher plane when free reign was given to insulting people.

tayto lover

Bacon Fries

If there ever is a favorite biscuit thread just imagine the vile Shyte we’ll have to vote on I.e the devils Shyte, wagon wheels.

Woke Hogan

Bacon Fries

Omackeral wrote: »

What the f*ck is that, a car made out of crisps? Sort your life out.

Heyyy! It’s the crisp guy!!

Move on, you hasbeen.

Uncharted

Bacon Fries

MODS. Lock this bitch down.


The last few pages are a mockery of what's gone before.

Let this legendary thread rest immortal and untarnished.

JohnnyFlash

Omackeral wrote: »

Stick to your Johnny Flash account, it's slightly more tolerable. The Pintman one is a busted flush though.

Sorry, dude, but I ain’t Emmet or Paddy. Getting tired of having to point this out. I sail my own ship around here.

Stevieluvsye

Uncharted wrote: »

MODS. Lock this bitch down.


The last few pages are a mockery of what's gone before.

Let this legendary thread rest immortal and untarnished.

Agreed

It's like when you go on the best bender ever for two nights straight and then try and replicate it on the monday.

It's just not the same

Skylinehead

tayto lover wrote: »

If there ever is a favorite biscuit thread just imagine the vile Shyte we’ll have to vote on I.e the devils Shyte, wagon wheels.

Wagon Wheels are great, banned.

Alas, they're not a biscuit. Double banned.

Uncharted

Bacon Fries

Stevieluvsye wrote: »

Agreed

It's like when you go on the best bender ever for two nights straight and then try and replicate it on the monday.

It's just not the same

Iv never spent two nights with a bender.


I'll take your word for it.

Chocolate hobnobs

Baggly

Bacon Fries

Those Walkers Max Jalapeno & Cheese are decent.

Lil Sally Anne Jnr.

Lil Sally Anne Jnr. wrote: »

Twix and KitKats are not biscuits you pack of deranged slobbering runts. The lot of you should be put into tiny chicken wire enclosures and given a kick up the hole.

Back to school next week Junior? Good, at least I won’t have to listen to your mutterings as teacher will confiscate your phone for the day.

If Bacon Fries are classed as crisps, then wagon wheels Twix KitKats are biscuits.

Omackeral

Bacon Fries

Woke Hogan wrote: »

Heyyy! It’s the crisp guy!!

Move on, you hasbeen.

Rather be a hasbeen than a neverwas.

Ps when you move on you can be the crisp guy when they cremate you in around 2 years.

EmmetSpiceland

Baggly wrote: »

Those Walkers Max Jalapeno & Cheese are decent.

Sounds too “flavourful” for the people in here, B.

Have you got any plain, or even “original”, flavour?

EmmetSpiceland

Omackeral wrote: »

Ps when you move on you can be the crisp guy when they cremate you in around 2 years.

Omackeral

Bacon Fries

That was sh*t EmmetJohnnyPintman Jr.

Mods can lock it down if they please. It's been real. Some sound people, some absolute ****. Wouldn't have it any other way.

Biscuits soon.

Baggly

Bacon Fries

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

Sounds too “flavourful” for the people in here, B.

Have you got any plain, or even “original”, flavour?

Original flavour crisps. Whats the point.

EmmetSpiceland

Baggly wrote: »

Original flavour crisps. Whats the point.

Exactly.

Lil Sally Anne Jnr.

Bacon Fries

Deleted User wrote: »

Back to school next week Junior? Good, at least I won’t have to listen to your mutterings as teacher will confiscate your phone for the day.

ARE YOU INSANE????????????????

TWIXES ARE NOT BISCUITS YOU INBRED TRAIL OF COAGULATED SLIME

CHRIST

the beer revolu

Baggly wrote: »

Original flavour crisps. Whats the point.

Is there also no point to vanilla ice cream??

I love a good salted crisp or snack. Tastes of , you know, fried potato and salt - what's not to like?
I also enjoy C&O, S&V and bacon flavoured crisps.
Keogh's Beef and Stout flavour are very good too.
There's room for lots of flavours - not chicken, though.

EmmetSpiceland

the beer revolu wrote: »

Is there also no point to vanilla ice cream??

I love a good salted crisp or snack. Tastes of , you know, fried potato and salt - what's not to like?
I also enjoy C&O, S&V and bacon flavoured crisps.
Keogh's Beef and Stout flavour are very good too.
There's room for lots of flavours - not chicken, though.

Ready salted wanker.

Baggly

Bacon Fries

the beer revolu wrote: »

Is there also no point to vanilla ice cream??

I love a good salted crisp or snack. Tastes of , you know, fried potato and salt - what's not to like?
I also enjoy C&O, S&V and bacon flavoured crisps.
Keogh's Beef and Stout flavour are very good too.
There's room for lots of flavours - not chicken, though.

Well look i agree with you on Chicken as a crisp flavour. Never tasted a chicken flavour crisp id try again.

If im having potato and salt, im having it in Chipper chips format; not crisps. There are so many better alternative flavours available in crisp format.

Also, vanilla is a flavour. Its just the most common one. Doesnt make it bland, imo. Salted crisps arent really a flavour, lets be honest with one another.

Agree twix are not biscuits they're bars

the beer revolu

I gotta say, I love the level of abuse that's tolerated in this thread.

Woke Hogan

Bacon Fries

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

That stool represents him clinging on to his glory days, when he was the crisp guy.

EmmetSpiceland

the beer revolu wrote: »

I gotta say, I love the level of abuse that's tolerated in this thread.

It’s nothing “personal”. It’s all about the crisps.

Baggly

Bacon Fries

bluewolf wrote: »

Agree twix are not biscuits they're bars

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That is the scale, i believe.

the beer revolu

Was anyone else a fan of Hunky Dory's smoky bacon flavour?
I still haven't forgiven them for discontinuing them.
They were hard to find - not many shops stocked them.
They probably found that they didn't sell well - of course they didn't feckin sell well - your distributors put them in about three shops in the whole country.

I hate you for this Hunky Dory's none of your other flavours are near as nice as these were.

Earthhorse

This thread is now "Original Flavour".

Lil Sally Anne Jnr.

Lil Sally Anne Jnr. wrote: »

Twix and KitKats are not biscuits you pack of deranged slobbering runts. The lot of you should be put into tiny chicken wire enclosures and given a kick up the hole.

Lil Sally Anne Jnr. wrote: »

ARE YOU INSANE????????????????

TWIXES ARE NOT BISCUITS YOU INBRED TRAIL OF COAGULATED SLIME

CHRIST

Calm down dear. It’s going to be a long biscuit fight in the months to come- save your energy for when you have to decide between Yorkiee chocolate biscuit and Timeout.

Woke Hogan

Bacon Fries

Earthhorse wrote: »

This thread is now "Original Flavour".

Not sure about that, crisp guy is being extra salty.

Baggly

Bacon Fries

the beer revolu wrote: »

Was anyone else a fan of Hunky Dory's smoky bacon flavour?
I still haven't forgiven them for discontinuing them.
They were hard to find - not many shops stocked them.
They probably found that they didn't sell well - of course they didn't feckin sell well - your distributors put them in about three shops in the whole country.

I hate you for this Hunky Dory's none of your other flavours are near as nice as these were.

Buffalo flavour does the job, imo.

the beer revolu

Baggly wrote: »

Buffalo flavour does the job, imo.

Na, too sweet.
I hate a sweet crisp.
Loads of S&V crisps are really sweet, too.

Baggly

Bacon Fries

Deebles McBeebles

Woke Hogan wrote: »

Not sure about that, crisp guy is being extra salty.

He walked in ready salted. Then everyone started going full pickled onion and things were said.

I'm eating Meanies right now.

PARlance

Omackeral wrote: »

Mods can lock it down if they please. It's been real. Some sound people, some absolute ****. Wouldn't have it any other way.

Biscuits soon.

Any non-**** pheasant Mods around to do this???

Baggly

Bacon Fries

PARlance wrote: »

Any non-**** pheasant Mods around to do this???

God no.

gerrybbadd

Bacon Fries

JUst back from Lidl, and i'm quite frankly, insulted at what they've done. Nothing but Lentil crisps this, and carrot crisp that.

fúck that noise.

So, i thought I couldn't go wrong with their Deluxe Range Mature Cheddar & Red Onion Hand Cooked Crisps.

Problem the first: tasteless. Neither cheesy nor oniony

Problem the second: "Great" British potatoes. Dunno how I didn't see the Union Jack in the top corner of the packet.

Problem the Third: No MSG. You pack of cúnts. MSG is a NATURAL flavouring. It's what gives good tasting things that good taste. Its Umami. Some shaky bastard had a dose of the shakes after a Chinese one night, and suddenly MSG is the bad guy. FúCK off. No, MSG needs to be added back into everything it was taken out of.

We are all suffering as a result.