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Theft kingpin 'Fat' Jimmy Connors dies choking on a burger

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    #62
    um7y1h83ge06nx
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,029 ✭✭✭um7y1h83ge06nx


    Ahhh, my heart bleeds for him. You okay hun? You look a little blue ...

    Must have been a dodgy burger.


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    #63
    splinter65
    Registered Users Posts: 9,420 ✭✭✭splinter65


    JohnnyFlash wrote: »
    Some shower of cùnts from the Cash/Connors travelling crime families broke into my auld one’s house a few years back. Very traumatic experience for her, and never quite the same since to be honest, even though they were eventually caught. I hope this dirty bastard died roaring in agony and crying for his mother. The dirty scumbag.

    They’re barely human my friend. Great to see them getting their just desserts pardon the pun.


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    #64
    Portsalon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 702 ✭✭✭Portsalon


    PicardWithHair wrote: »
    I'd say the funeral will be a real meeting of intellectuals, a real classy affair.

    My commiserations in advance to the unfortunate members of An Garda Siochana who are about to be tasked with supervising this event ...... and the aftermath.


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    #65
    Roger Hassenforder
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,555 ✭✭✭Roger Hassenforder


    There'll be big mac meals hanging on every farmers gate from now on.


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    #66
    Still waters
    Registered Users Posts: 1,166 ✭✭✭Still waters


    Now if it would only happen 30 thousand (approximately) (guessing ?) more times


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    #67
    Chalk McHugh
    Registered Users Posts: 3,534 ✭✭✭Chalk McHugh


    Roger Hassenforder wrote: »
    There'll be big mac meals hanging on every farmers gate from now on.

    Like the use of garlic on vampires have we now stumbled across a repellent for these parasitic creatures? I have now covered my work van in ground mince and have a Ronald McDonnald picture on my front door. Keep em out the mutants!


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    #68
    leedsforever
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    As a victim of these scumbags I would like to thank the said burger for doing what the law wouldn't do for society. I hope he died in agony.


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    #69
    Moghead
    Registered Users Posts: 355 ✭✭Moghead


    colm_mcm wrote: »
    Weird non paywall version here which seems to automatically substitute some words for similar ones!

    https://www.google.ie/amp/s/headlinezpro.com/theft-kingpin-fat-jimmy-connors-dies-choking-on-a-burger/amp/

    Felony Belongings Bureau has a much better ring to it than Criminal Assets Bureau!

    You'd wonder if any of his "associates" would dig up the grave to get his rolex?


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    #70
    Odyssey 2005
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    splinter65 wrote: »
    They’re barely human my friend. Great to see them getting their just desserts pardon the pun.

    He didnt make it to desert :)


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    #71
    Odyssey 2005
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    riffmongous wrote: »
    Might be a time for everyone to review the first aid procedure for choking..

    Alternate 5 hard pats on the back with 5 Heimlich attempts. Ring an ambulance after the first 5 hard pats. If the person loses consciousness start CPR.

    Bend the person forward, support them with a hand on the chest. With your other hand, kept flat, pat them forcefully between the shoulder blades 5 times

    For the Heimlich, close off the space between your bodies, make a fist with one hand and place it between the navel and chest bone. Grab it with the other hand and then pull inwards and upwards.


    The pictures are not good, but this link is more for a source than anything
    https://www.redcross.org/content/dam/redcross/atg/PDF_s/ConsciousChokingPoster_EN.pdf

    I'd sell tickets to watch him croak before I'd save him.


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    #72
    PicardWithHair
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    Sonny noggs wrote: »
    Wonder will be buried with a gold Rolex and gold plated coffin like his brother allegedly was. CAB should have taken the brothers gold plated coffin and watch as proceeds of crime.

    Was that true ?
    Surely they would have removed them at the last minute, otherwise there'd be many attempts at grave robbing...


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    #73
    Sonny noggs
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,523 ✭✭✭Sonny noggs


    PicardWithHair wrote: »
    Was that true ?
    Surely they would have removed them at the last minute, otherwise there'd be many attempts at grave robbing...

    Apparently, maybe they encased the coffin in a few meters of concrete instead of soil.


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    #74
    Sonny noggs
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,523 ✭✭✭Sonny noggs


    Either way, the “Fat” brothers are surely burning in hell as we speak.


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    #75
    pablo128
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    Wouldn't it be terrible if their houses and caravans were ransacked while they were attending the funeral....


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    #76
    Galwayguy35
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    He led a busy life clocking up 300 convictions and banging out 15 sprogs in his spare time.


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    #77
    Sonny noggs
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,523 ✭✭✭Sonny noggs


    pablo128 wrote: »
    Wouldn't it be terrible if their houses and caravans were ransacked while they were attending the funeral....

    Or towed away and given to Top Gear to wreck.


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    #78
    Spanish Eyes
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    The funeral could be interesting, if it hasn't taken place already on a low key level, with caterers and grog suppliers to the caravan site afterwards.

    Otherwise, once again, a town in our country will be closed down, hopefully.


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    #79
    Pythagorean
    Registered Users Posts: 244 ✭✭Pythagorean


    I bet the next of kin will claim damages on the grounds that he was discriminated against by being given a burger he choked on !!


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    #80
    newcavanman
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    Just think how much money the country could have saved if he had choked on the burger when he was 14 or 15? No 300 convictions, no 15 sprogs who will probably follow in the Das career path in crime.... Probably would have saved enough to pay for the new childrens hospital


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    #81
    newcavanman
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    JohnnyFlash wrote: »
    Some shower of cùnts from the Cash/Connors travelling crime families broke into my auld one’s house a few years back. Very traumatic experience for her, and never quite the same since to be honest, even though they were eventually caught. I hope this dirty bastard died roaring in agony and crying for his mother. The dirty scumbag.
    Vermin, complete animals


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    #82
    Pinch Flat
    Registered Users Posts: 7,762 ✭✭✭Pinch Flat


    Live by the burger, die by the burger


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    #83
    riffmongous
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 12,785 Mod ✭✭✭✭riffmongous


    Yer Da sells Avon wrote: »
    If the person choking has over 300 convictions to his name, maybe give it a few minutes before doing any of the above.
    I'm afraid we're (we as in Red Cross) not allowed to judge.


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    #84
    riffmongous
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    Odyssey 2005 wrote: »
    I'd sell tickets to watch him croak before I'd save him.

    Do what you want, I just hope no one ever leaves someone you love to die for whatever reason


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    #85
    JMMCapital
    Registered Users Posts: 373 ✭✭JMMCapital


    Send all the travelers back to Romania dirty Scumbags


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    #86
    Still waters
    Registered Users Posts: 1,166 ✭✭✭Still waters


    riffmongous wrote: »
    Do what you want, I just hope no one ever leaves someone you love to die for whatever reason

    Scum like him have left plenty old people to die on their own in the dark and loneliness, fcuk him


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    #87
    Darc19
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    Funeral was in Naas last Thursday.

    Some pubs had "staff meetings" and opened later than normal.


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    #88
    riffmongous
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    Still waters wrote: »
    Scum like him have left plenty old people to die on their own in the dark and loneliness, fcuk him

    Yeah easy to say when it's obvious, but it rarely is in real life


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    #89
    Danzy
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    riffmongous wrote: »
    Do what you want, I just hope no one ever leaves someone you love to die for whatever reason

    That is fine but it is fair to be thankful he is dead.


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    #90
    riffmongous
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    Danzy wrote: »
    That is fine but it is fair to be thankful he is dead.
    Yep he is no loss, but it's just a dangerous attitude I think. How often do the people truly deserve it and who are we to judge? The actual legal judges of course need to be doing a better job but until they do..


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    #91
    Sonny noggs
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,523 ✭✭✭Sonny noggs


    riffmongous wrote: »
    Yep he is no loss, but it's just a dangerous attitude I think. How often do the people truly deserve it and who are we to judge? The actual legal judges of course need to be doing a better job but until they do..

    He has caused untold misery. He doesn’t deserve anyone’s sympathy.


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