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Theft kingpin 'Fat' Jimmy Connors dies choking on a burger

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    #122
    [Deleted User]
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    I hope the rest of his ‘fat’ clan keep scoffing burgers.

    If they don’t choke, the heart attacks and strokes will sort them out anyway.


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    #123
    YFlyer
    Registered Users Posts: 9,717 ✭✭✭YFlyer


    Tikki Wang Wang wrote: »
    A Kingpin

    Sorry, I laughed.


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    #124
    corks finest
    Registered Users Posts: 8,691 ✭✭✭corks finest


    Tikki Wang Wang wrote:
    A Kingpin


    A robbing bas*ard


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    #125
    The Satanist
    Closed Accounts Posts: 693 ✭✭✭The Satanist


    Thoughts and prayers are with the burger


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    #126
    Timberrrrrrrr
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    Can they trace the beef back to the farmer? That's someone i would love to buy a pint!


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    #127
    kowloon
    Registered Users Posts: 13,482 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    Forty Seven wrote: »
    Those are some numbers. Father of 15 with 300 convictions!

    So, 300 x 15 = more prison spaces required.

    You're doing it wrong. They only inherit 20 convictions each.
    biko wrote: »
    Every burglary is a family no longer feeling safe in their own home.
    That burger saved more families from the likes of this guy.

    Doesn't look like the sort to climb in windows.


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    #128
    pablo128
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,219 ✭✭✭pablo128


    A burger? I thought they lived on a diet of petrol station sausage rolls and red bull.


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    #129
    Chalk McHugh
    Registered Users Posts: 3,534 ✭✭✭Chalk McHugh


    pablo128 wrote: »
    A burger? I thought they lived on a diet of petrol station sausage rolls and red bull.

    They do. This was a special occasion so they went all out.


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    #130
    sligojoek
    Registered Users Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    pablo128 wrote: »
    Wouldn't it be terrible if their houses and caravans were ransacked while they were attending the funeral....

    Bastards emptied my (ultimately mine) grandmother's house the morning she was buried. And before any SJWs arrive, they were caught tried and convicted. I got nothing back.
    Eric Cartman wrote: »
    Knowing 'those people' the watch was snaked off his wrist by an 8 year old at the funeral home.

    I wonder whos wrist it was "snaked off" before that.
    Timberrrrrrrr wrote: »
    Can they trace the beef back to the farmer? That's someone i would love to buy a pint!
    There's probably a lawsuit in train as we speak.


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    #131
    Roger Hassenforder
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,555 ✭✭✭Roger Hassenforder


    Timberrrrrrrr wrote: »
    Can they trace the beef back to the farmer? That's someone i would love to buy a pint!

    I heard Nally flipped it


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    #132
    Phileas Frog
    Closed Accounts Posts: 946 ✭✭✭Phileas Frog


    shamrock55 wrote: »
    He was a burgerkingpin

    Already been done, I'm afraid


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    #133
    Deebles McBeebles
    Registered Users Posts: 5,805 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    All those kids are vegan now. Man, Jimmy. Doing your bit for the planet, even in death.


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    #134
    Portsalon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 702 ✭✭✭Portsalon


    punisher5112 wrote: »


    Bins collected free of charge.


    I doubt that the fine, upstanding, much lamented Mr. James Connors Esq. ever bothered to use refuse bins - as such middle class sophistication wouldn't have been part of his culture.

    As an aside, 15 kids at say 5 nappies a day for 2 years comes to a total of 54,750 nappies. :eek: I wonder where they were all dumped.


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    #135
    Testament1
    Registered Users Posts: 1,580 ✭✭✭Testament1


    And to think some people want Irish beef output halved! Ramp it up I say if this is the fine work it's doing!


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    #136
    TuringBot47
    Registered Users Posts: 991 ✭✭✭TuringBot47


    Deebles McBeebles wrote: »
    All those kids are vegan now. Man, Jimmy. Doing your bit for the planet, even in death.

    Depends on if he's cremated, buried or composted.


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    #137
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    well that's cheered me up


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    #138
    Turner
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 3,935 Mod ✭✭✭✭Turner


    Keep an eye out for one of his understudies. Still owes a few burglary victims 76000 pounds in the UK.

    Oh wait, once you are caught nobody cares about what you stole or the victim

    Police launch manhunt in the UK after Irish convicted burglar, 24, escapes prison in Devon - https://www.thesun.ie/news/3963405/uk-manhunt-miley-connors-irish-burglar-escape-prison-devon/


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    #139
    Chalk McHugh
    Registered Users Posts: 3,534 ✭✭✭Chalk McHugh


    Turner wrote: »
    Keep an eye out for one of his understudies. Still owes a few burglary victims 76000 pounds in the UK.

    Oh wait, once you are caught nobody cares about what you stole or the victim

    Police launch manhunt in the UK after Irish convicted burglar, 24, escapes prison in Devon - https://www.thesun.ie/news/3963405/uk-manhunt-miley-connors-irish-burglar-escape-prison-devon/

    And the do gooders on here are worried about the 75,000e it costs per year to put the likes of this disgusting excuse for a human being in prison in Ireland. This vile beast robbed 76,000 pounds in few days. Put him away for life. No excuses. He should never set foot outside prison walls until his own funeral.


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    #140
    boombang
    Registered Users Posts: 2,108 ✭✭✭boombang


    colm_mcm wrote: »
    Weird non paywall version here which seems to automatically substitute some words for similar ones!

    https://www.google.ie/amp/s/headlinezpro.com/theft-kingpin-fat-jimmy-connors-dies-choking-on-a-burger/amp/

    "His youthful brother, crime boss Andy Connors, was shot lifeless exterior his Saggart residence in August 2014.


    Irish Impartial"

    That's hilarious. The webscraping software that uses synonyms to get around violating the copyright produces some great terminology.


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    #141
    recedite
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,992 ✭✭✭✭recedite


    colm_mcm wrote: »
    Weird non paywall version here which seems to automatically substitute some words for similar ones!

    https://www.google.ie/amp/s/headlinezpro.com/theft-kingpin-fat-jimmy-connors-dies-choking-on-a-burger/amp/
    boombang wrote: »
    The webscraping software that uses synonyms to get around violating the copyright produces some great terminology.
    Maybe it has been google translated from something written originally in The Cant.


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    #142
    Sonny noggs
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,523 ✭✭✭Sonny noggs


    Portsalon wrote: »
    I doubt that the fine, upstanding, much lamented Mr. James Connors Esq. ever bothered to use refuse bins - as such middle class sophistication wouldn't have been part of his culture.

    As an aside, 15 kids at say 5 nappies a day for 2 years comes to a total of 54,750 nappies. :eek: I wonder where they were all dumped.

    It was the settled people that used to dump the waste beside his abode. And occasionally the Amish.


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