I don't know where we're going, but I know where I am (part 8)

Gremlinertia

Trying to motivate myself for a shower

Poochie05

Hotel roomside watching Columbo. Went for a bracing walk on the beach earlier.

Purple Mountain

Gremlinertia wrote: »

Trying to motivate myself for a shower

Me too because it's simply too cold!

GoneHome

Home fireside after a fantastic weekend up the country culminating with a cousin's 50th party last night, great music session with all the relations. Relaxing now for the night as no work tomorrow so a few beers about to be consumed

Grandeeod

High stool. Pints. Still happy out after that mighty breakie earlier. Nothing beats a Sunday morning fry up in decent spot. Even happier that this pub doesn't have sky sports and it's quiet. Not in the mood for it tonight.

GoneHome

Grandeeod wrote: »

Even happier that this pub doesn't have sky sports and it's quiet. Not in the mood for it tonight.

I was contemplating going for a few pints myself this evening but the cold weather and the thoughts of f%~king wall to wall soccer on the telly in the pub put paid to that, happy out here at home by the fire drinking a beer from my own fridge.

Gremlinertia

Nearly ready for the work trundle.

Grandeeod

GoneHome wrote: »

I was contemplating going for a few pints myself this evening but the cold weather and the thoughts of f%~king wall to wall soccer on the telly in the pub put paid to that, happy out here at home by the fire drinking a beer from my own fridge.

I've a five minute walk and the only telly is RTE News Now on a low volume. Five of us in the place with the fire blazing.

Skybirdjb

Grandeeod wrote: »

I've a five minute walk and the only telly is RTE News Now on a low volume. Five of us in the place with the fire blazing.

That sounds like heaven g ! Couchside feeling cold and peed off stupid hands are sore and clumsy today . Managed to break a cup , a candle and knock a photo frame and break that too ...... mad

Kitty6277

Homeside. Have 800 words of a 1,000 word assignment done so I’m taking a break for a while, will go back to it later and hopefully finish it off

Grandeeod

Skybirdjb wrote: »

That sounds like heaven g ! Couchside feeling cold and peed off stupid hands are sore and clumsy today . Managed to break a cup , a candle and knock a photo frame and break that too ...... mad

It's very relaxing Sky. Sorry to hear about your hands. Mrs G has the onset in her knees. Her mother was very bad in her later years.

Having one for the ditch!

Skybirdjb

Grandeeod wrote: »

It's very relaxing Sky. Sorry to hear about your hands. Mrs G has the onset in her knees. Her mother was very bad in her later years.

Having one for the ditch!

Have one for me please ! What’s on the menu for dinner ?

Grandeeod

Skybirdjb wrote: »

Have one for me please ! What’s on the menu for dinner ?

I made burgers this morning. The girls had theirs earlier in buns and stuff with chips. Two left for me. So it's either those with chips peas and pepper sauce or a dirty Chinese takeaway. That decision will be made after the Frank's lager in the fridge!

Deja Boo

Grandeeod wrote: »

I made burgers this morning. The girls had theirs earlier in buns and stuff with chips. Two left for me. So it's either those with chips peas and pepper sauce or a dirty Chinese takeaway. That decision will be made after the Frank's lager in the fridge!

Witchie

Too drunk to go home but too drunk to drink more. Help.

Oh and yay Liverpool

Purple Mountain

Witchie wrote: »

Too drunk to go home but too drunk to drink more. Help.

Oh and yay Liverpool

Have a nap x

Witchie

In the pub?

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Witchie wrote: »

Too drunk to go home but too drunk to drink more. Help.

Oh and yay Liverpool

Don’t take my advice or you’ll be suicidal for a week. Sitting in the jacks with one eye closed always helps sober me up
Power nap

Purple Mountain

Witchie wrote: »

In the pub?

Sure why not. Throw your bones across a seat and have 40 winks.
You'll be ready for the cure then.

Grandeeod

Witchie wrote: »

Too drunk to go home but too drunk to drink more. Help.

Oh and yay Liverpool

There is never a stage where you are too drunk to go home. Head for a big Doner Kebab with chips. Bring it home. Don't use a plate. Pour yourself a big pint of cold water. Eat the Kebab and chips from the torn asunder bag with extra salt. Sip the water between bites of grub. Once finished, leave all wrappings where they are. Finish the water and then pour another one to bring to bed. Sip it at regular intervals until the room stops spinning. Also helps if you drop one arm out of the bed.

You'll be grand.:D

Sephiroth_dude

Purple Mountain wrote: »

Sure why not. Throw your bones across a seat and have 40 winks.
You'll be ready for the cure then.

Listen to these wise words witchie!



Lying on my bed thinking .

Witchie

Grandeeod wrote: »

There is never a stage where you are too drunk to go home. Head for a big Doner Kebab with chips. Bring it home. Don't use a plate. Pour yourself a big pint of cold water. Eat the Kebab and chips from the torn asunder bag with extra salt. Sip the water between bites of grub. Once finished, leave all wrappings where they are. Finish the water and then pour another one to bring to bed. Sip it at regular intervals until the room stops spinning. Also helps if you drop one arm out of the bed.

You'll be grand.:D

Am vegetarian so had chips and garlic spuds. Downfall was a pint with it.

In third pub, one I consider home having another pint. My dad is at a wake and collecting me on the way home. See going home to my own place drunk is nobiggy but going to my parents is a receipe for Frome and disapproving looks.

Witchie

My dad collected me. I told him as drunk as a skunk

Grandeeod

Witchie wrote: »

My dad collected me. I told him as drunk as a skunk

Safe home and take it easy tomorrow.

Skybirdjb

Finally sitting down again little bird was asleep for 7:30 I was like yipeeeeeeeeee a bit of chill time then bloody hubby makes so much noise he woke up again ..... just gone back now . Hubby getting THE LOOK from me all night jelly tots and Doritos with my name on them

Grandeeod

Skybirdjb wrote: »

Finally sitting down again little bird was asleep for 7:30 I was like yipeeeeeeeeee a bit of chill time then bloody hubby makes so much noise he woke up again ..... just gone back now . Hubby getting THE LOOK from me all night jelly tots and Doritos with my name on them

You would have enjoyed the oul breakfast this morning Sky! Enjoy those Jelly Tots and Doritos. Tell hubby it he wakes little Sky again, he does the duty while you sleep like a log.:D

Purple Mountain

Grandeeod wrote: »

Safe home and take it easy tomorrow.

Yea and next time, Witchie, give me a call for the session too!

Grandeeod

Purple Mountain wrote: »

Yea and next time, Witchie, give me a call for the session too!

Fook what I'd give for a session.:D

Purple Mountain

Grandeeod wrote: »

Fook what I'd give for a session.:D

Yea, me too. It's been too long
That's single life and friends with babies for you!

Witchie

I didn't mean to get drunk. Went to watch the game and sip a pint or 3. Next thing I know cute but married beside me is buying me a pint and am scuttered

Purple Mountain

Witchie wrote: »

I didn't mean to get drunk. Went to watch the game and sip a pint or 3. Next thing I know cute but married beside me is buying me a pint and am scuttered

You dirty hoe

Grandeeod

Purple Mountain wrote: »

Yea, me too. It's been too long
That's single life and friends with babies for you!

I'm married with a kid, allowed out, but the friends with kids aren't!! WTF! Actually they all go out on a Saturday at exactly 10.30pm. Women in groups. Men in their groups. It's like a fooking school disco in 1987.:D No time for it. I'm talking people in their 40s.:eek:

Grandeeod

Purple Mountain wrote: »

You dirty hoe

Not her fault. I'm cute and married, (Apparently) but don't offer to buy drinks for women in the pub. The drink offer is still considered a you know what offer.:D

JupiterKid

In bed in my OH’s master bedroom....

...post-orgasmic chilled. He’s gone downstairs to fetch some nibbles.

Ted_YNWA

Did you wear your dickie bow JK?

JupiterKid

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

Did you wear your dickie bow JK?

Nope....I didn’t bring it over to his place...drat!! That would have been a great idea - will have to do that next time! :pac::cool:;)

Grandeeod

JupiterKid wrote: »

In bed in my OH’s master bedroom....

...post-orgasmic chilled. He’s gone downstairs to fetch some nibbles.

Ah here! You get an orgasm and nibbles??? I'm here cooking chips and gravy to go with a few homemade burgers. Last Franks Lager. Defo no orgasm for me tonight unless I manage some self energy.:D

Ted_YNWA

Does Frank know you're drinking his beer G?

Bedside, waiting on Match of the Day.

Grandeeod

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

Does Frank know you're drinking his beer G?

Bedside, waiting on Match of the Day.

Honestly Ted I'd love to know who Frank is because his drink tastes feckin fab! Wish I had more bottles of it tonight. Far better that that Heineken stuff.

Ted_YNWA

Grandeeod wrote:

Honestly Ted I'd love to know who Frank is because his drink tastes feckin fab! Wish I had more bottles of it tonight. Far better that that Heineken stuff.

I must have a look out for it.

If it turns me into a drunken mess, I'll spam your inbox here.

:P

4Ad

Having a wine, sitting on the couch, first drink in 9 days.
Got Spotify on through the speakers, The Smiths song The Hand That Rocks The Cradle came on (yeah I know it's miserable at the best of times) but I became quite sad..must be the alcohol and too many funerals lately, melachony time..

'There never need be longing in your life'

Skybirdjb

Anyone up for a session like right now ? I will bring ......
Wkd
Apple sour shots
Straws
And skittles to put in the wkd to get extra drunk


And Mabey a shopping trolley and a traffic cone for divilment after

Grandeeod

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

I must have a look out for it.

If it turns me into a drunken mess, I'll spam your inbox here.

:P

Lidl. It's real smooth. Supervalu have it too.

votecounts

Homeside just in the door, going to hit the hay as I am feeling tired.
Night all and for those in work take it easy.:)

Grandeeod

4Ad wrote: »

Having a wine, sitting on the couch, first drink in 9 days.
Got Spotify on through the speakers, The Smiths song The Hand That Rocks The Cradle came on (yeah I know it's miserable at the best of times) but I became quite sad..must be the alcohol and too many funerals lately, melachony time..

'There never need be longing in your life'

Skybirdjb wrote: »

Anyone up for a session like right now ? I will bring ......
Wkd
Apple sour shots
Straws
And skittles to put in the wkd to get extra drunk


And Mabey a shopping trolley and a traffic cone for divilment after

Where are these perfect options when I wanna go to bed.:D

Sephiroth_dude

Skybirdjb wrote: »

Anyone up for a session like right now ? I will bring ......
Wkd
Apple sour shots
Straws
And skittles to put in the wkd to get extra drunk


And Mabey a shopping trolley and a traffic cone for divilment after

As soon as you mentioned divilment I was there 😀

Skybirdjb

I can’t push myself in the shopping trolley and I need someone to wear the cone as a hat

Pretzill

Witchie there's nothing like an impromptu session on a Sunday - with football thrown in

Skybird I'm sure I have a bottle of Micky Finn at the back of the press (about ten year old) for this very occasion.

I'm bedside now and will no doubt dream of drinks, with lots of devilment, bow ties, beers and Barista's

Night all.

4Ad

Skybirdjb wrote: »

I can’t push myself in the shopping trolley and I need someone to wear the cone as a hat

I'll push, I have short stumpy legs, savage power !!

Purple Mountain

I'll pass on thst session. I'm not a cheap date!
WKD is for the young uns.