Ultimate Biscuit Tournament (Mod Note Post #1 and #984)

Leg End Reject

Rich tea and bourbon creams. The fcuking bang of poverty is unreal.

normanoffside

Omackeral wrote: »

Your Quarter Finalists are;

Bourbon Cream

Fox's Classic

Jaffa Cake

Milk Chocolate Hob Nob

Rich Tea

Snack Shortcake

Toffypops

Viscount

7 nice biscuits and a packet of sawdust

Earthhorse

Earthhorse wrote: »

It reminds them too much of their own, empty lives.

But I’m from Peckham, innit.

Leg End Reject

Leg End Reject wrote: »

Rich tea and bourbon creams. The fcuking bang of poverty is unreal.

They both make starvation look appealing.

snowgal

bourbon cream and rich tea still in?! ughhhhhh.

Autosport

Rich Tea for the win

Omackeral

Leg End Reject wrote: »

Rich tea and bourbon creams. The fcuking bang of poverty is unreal.

A Ballyfermot Buffet

Earthhorse

Strawberry Milkshake wrote: »

But I’m from Peckham, innit.

I don’t get it.

Ted_YNWA

Autosport wrote: »

Rich Tea for the win

Fekk off with that sh1te.

They are the magnolia of biscuits.

snowgal

Can’t for the life of me understand how rich tea are in an ultimate biscuit tournament.... like biscuits are treats, something to look forward to.... how would anyone be looking forward to diving into a blue pack of nothingness

Autosport

Autosport wrote: »

Rich Tea for the win

Greyfox

Autosport wrote: »

Rich Tea for the win

You can get a big packet in Lidl for 33cent.. at that price it's clearly the homeless man's biscuit. Rich tea is the only terrible biscuit left

Jaffa Cake FTW!!!!

Autosport

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

Fekk off with that sh1te.

They are the magnolia of biscuits.

I want others to vote for the other biscuits so rich tea go out

Lil Sally Anne Jnr.

Rich Teas are the best thing left on the list. Most of the rest are ghastly, sugar-loaded sickeners eaten by fat adult babies that play monopoly once a year at Christmas.

Leg End Reject

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

Fekk off with that sh1te.

They are the magnolia of biscuits.

You should ban some of these rich tea voters, a casual reader might think we're the unrefined type who pack our trolleys with microwave burgers and 3 lt country spring lemonade wearing scruffy dressing gowns.

Junkyard Tom

snowgal wrote: »

Can’t for the life of me understand how rich tea are in an ultimate biscuit tournament.... like biscuits are treats, something to look forward to.... how would anyone be looking forward to diving into a blue pack of nothingness

People use them as a medium for butter/jam and sweet tea plunging so there's that. Rich Tea are to biscuit as slice-of-bread is to sandwich. Rich Tea are getting through on a technicality. Emmet will be incandescent with rage.

Autosport

Deleted User wrote: »

It’s called reverse psychology

Pretzill

Keep Rich Tea in Lil Sally Anne's insults are improving

normanoffside

If someone else mentions that you can put butter on a rich tea they should get thread-banned.

If you like it so much why note vote butter as the ultimate biscuit?

Pretzill

normanoffside wrote: »

If someone else mentions that you can put butter on a rich tea they should get thread-banned.

If you like it so much why note vote butter as the ultimate biscuit?

But that's the point. They are the only biscuit on the list you can add something to, and improve it. They don't boast anything more.

Omackeral

normanoffside wrote: »

If you like it so much why note vote butter as the ultimate biscuit?

There's been worse in it.

Necro

normanoffside wrote: »

If someone else mentions that you can put butter on a rich tea they should get thread-banned.

If you like it so much why note vote butter as the ultimate biscuit?

Literally all you can do with a fcuking Rich Tea is dunk it or put butter on it.

It literally cannot be eaten on it's own that's how crap it is.

People voting for that bland sack of sh1te should be put in stocks and publically flogged.

Anyways...

#deathtorichtea

I think the butter-on-a-biscuit thing is peculiar to Ireland. The closest I've done is put Philadelphia and strawberry jam on a digestive - mini cheesecake! Butter has no place on a biscuit. Only in it.

Lil Sally Anne Jnr.

Don't let these diabetes-induced illiterate half-wit weirdos clinging onto their chitty, near-obese lonely childhoods full of "Frosties" and "Foxes" and "Smarties" AND "Hob Knobs", put you off voting Rich Tea Crew.

Earthhorse

normanoffside wrote: »

If you like it so much why note vote butter as the ultimate biscuit?

Because butter's a cake. :rolleyes:

Omackeral

Pretzill wrote: »

But that's the point. They don't boast anything more.

Unlike, say, Boasters.

normanoffside

Pretzill wrote: »

But that's the point. They are the only biscuit on the list you can add something to, and improve it. They don't boast anything more.

They others don't need improving because they already taste of something. In other words they are nice biscuits that don't need adding to.

Junkyard Tom

normanoffside wrote: »

If someone else mentions that you can put butter on a rich tea they should get thread-banned.

If you like it so much why note vote butter as the ultimate biscuit?

Exactly. It's like asking 'what's your favourite type of bread' and the idiot continuously answering 'sandwich'.

The internet has given every monkey a digital shotgun.

Pretzill

Necro wrote: »

Literally all you can do with a fcuking Rich Tea is dunk it or put butter on it.

What the f*ck do you want to do to it, marry it?