Ultimate Biscuit Tournament (Mod Note Post #1 and #984)

Gregor Samsa

normanoffside wrote: »

If someone else mentions that you can put butter on a rich tea they should get thread-banned.

If you like it so much why note vote butter as the ultimate biscuit?

You know, you can put butter on rich tea.

You can also put butter on AIDS lesions. It doesn’t do anything to improve them.

normanoffside

normanoffside wrote: »

If someone else mentions that you can put butter on a rich tea they should get thread-banned.

If you like it so much why note vote butter as the ultimate biscuit?

I can’t believe rich tea isn’t butter

Necro

Pretzill wrote: »

What the f*ck do you want to do to it, marry it?

I challenge you to eat a packet of Rich Tea with no extras (no butter, no dunking) and come back and tell me it's a deserving quarter finalist

Lil Sally Anne Jnr.

So much jealousy from the diabetic adult baby crowd.

YOU CAN PUT BUTTER ON A RICH TEA AND IT TASTES DELICIOUS. READ IT AND WEEP POND SCUM.

Pretzill

Junkyard Tom wrote: »

Exactly. It's like asking 'what's your favourite type of bread' and the idiot continuously answering 'sandwich'.

The internet has given every monkey a digital shotgun.

No it's like arguing you don't like bread because all you can do with it is make a sandwich, butter it, dunk it in your soup. Rich Tea are at their heart a biscuit not orangey crap, not minty fake chocolate, etc etc. They are what this competition is all about...:D

Necro

Anyways, MOAR biscuit fights!!

Bourbon need to go this round too

Autosport

Omackeral wrote: »

There's been worse in it.

Yea a fecking kit kat :rolleyes:

Junkyard Tom

Candie wrote: »

I think the butter-on-a-biscuit thing is peculiar to Ireland.

See it's not so long ago that Rich Tea were the only biscuits in the cupboard press in Ireland because of the poverty caused by uninsulated houses and leaving on the immersion.

We had to improvise.

Autosport

Lil Sally Anne Jnr. wrote: »

So much jealousy from the diabetic adult baby crowd.

YOU CAN PUT BUTTER ON A RICH TEA AND IT TASTES DELICIOUS. READ IT AND WEEP POND SCUM.

You’re the pond scum who didn’t vote for mikado

Pretzill

Necro wrote: »

I challenge you to eat a packet of Rich Tea with no extras (no butter, no dunking) and come back and tell me it's a deserving quarter finalist

I wouldn't eat a packet of any biscuits. I'm not a savage :eek:

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the win

Leg End Reject

Candie wrote: »

I think the butter-on-a-biscuit thing is peculiar to Ireland. The closest I've done is put Philadelphia and strawberry jam on a digestive - mini cheesecake! Butter has no place on a biscuit. Only in it.

Fcuking notions.

Lil Sally Anne Jnr.

Autosport wrote: »

You’re the pond scum who didn’t vote for mikado

I had to go back to the office to get my keys for phuck sake. I am 100% behind Mikados and always will be.

adox

Rich Tea eaters are afraid to live their lives. Simple as.

Ted_YNWA

Leg End Reject wrote: »

You should ban some of these rich tea voters, a casual reader might think we're the unrefined type who pack our trolleys with microwave burgers and 3 lt country spring lemonade wearing scruffy dressing gowns.

I need to be remain someway impartial here.

I can't be having my first ban flurry to be the result of an inquiry into the legitimacy of this tournament.

There is enough controversy and high jinks happening without adding more to it.

Pretzill

Junkyard Tom wrote: »

See it's not so long ago that Rich Tea were the only biscuits in the cupboard press in Ireland because of the poverty caused by uninsulated houses and leaving on the immersion.

We had to improvise.

Speak for yourself, I still live in an uninsulated house. We aren't all chocolate hob nob eating snobs.

super_furry

Have we done garibaldi?

Because seriously, fcuk garibaldi.

Autosport

Strawberry Milkshake wrote: »

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the bin

FYP

Anyhoo, I can’t vote this round. I’ve done weird phobia that won’t let a bourbon near my gob and I can’t remember what the other choice is.

Greyfox

Lil Sally Anne Jnr. wrote: »

So much jealousy from the diabetic adult baby crowd.

YOU CAN PUT BUTTER ON A RICH TEA AND IT TASTES DELICIOUS. READ IT AND WEEP POND SCUM.

But if you've no butter it tastes the same as eating raw weetabix. Adding stuff to make it edible is cheating

Autosport

Lil Sally Anne Jnr. wrote: »

I had to go back to the office to get my keys for phuck sake. I am 100% behind Mikados and always will be.

You were not there when you were needed the most :P

Deebles McBeebles

I go out for an hour, walk the dog, engage with a stick of jazz cabbage....feelin' all nimbly-bimbly like...

Rich Tea. No.

Autosport

Autosport wrote: »

FYP

Fook right off!

adox

super_furry wrote: »

Have we done garibaldi?

Because seriously, fcuk garibaldi.

Fûcked our at an early stage before the beige vote overtook.

super_furry

adox wrote: »

Rich Tea eaters are afraid to live their lives. Simple as.

Lil Sally Anne Jnr.

Autosport wrote: »

You were not there when you were needed the most :P

Well I'll tell you something Autosport. Viscount will pay. Of that much, at least, I can promise you.

snowgal

Strawberry Milkshake wrote: »

Anyhoo, I can’t vote this round. I’ve done weird phobia that won’t let a bourbon near my gob and I can’t remember what the other choice is.

Don’t think there is a round yet is there??

Deebles McBeebles

Lil Sally Anne Jnr. wrote: »

I had to go back to the office to get my keys for phuck sake. I am 100% behind Mikados and always will be.

Keys and door locks can be replaced, Sally. This is once in a lifetime.

snowgal

snowgal wrote: »

Don’t think there is a round yet is there??

****e bourbon vs some other ****e.

Lil Sally Anne Jnr.

RICH TEAS, the biscuit for ALL occasions.