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Ultimate Biscuit Tournament (Mod Note Post #1 and #984)

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  • Registered Users Posts: 22,262 ✭✭✭✭Autosport


    Fook right off!

    Go suck on a fig roll :P


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,791 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    RICH TEAS, the biscuit for ALL occasions.

    I think you forgot your keys again. Now, F*ck off. Rich Tea prick.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,686 ✭✭✭Pretzill


    adox wrote: »
    Rich Tea eaters are afraid to live their lives. Simple as.

    The hint is in their title Rich tea are for the more refined palate.


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,987 ✭✭✭normanoffside


    ****e bourbon vs some other ****e.

    If Bourbon draws Rich tea there'll be a riot.

    It'd be like the time South Korea made the world cup semi-finals.


  • Registered Users Posts: 27,322 ✭✭✭✭super_furry


    RICH TEAS, the biscuit for ALL occasions.

    The only occasion that ever calls for rich tea, is a game of soggy biscuit. The added circumference and surface area means you can afford to be sloppy with your aim.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 19,017 ✭✭✭✭adox


    RICH TEAS, the biscuit for ALL occasions.

    They are when your life consists of no occasions alright.


  • Registered Users Posts: 81,310 CMod ✭✭✭✭coffee_cake


    Just watched the gbbo biscuit episode
    Fig rolls <3


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Autosport wrote: »
    Go suck on a fig roll :P

    I put the fig IN a fig roll ;)


  • Registered Users Posts: 27,322 ✭✭✭✭super_furry


    If Bourbon draws Rich tea there'll be a riot.

    It'd be like the time South Korea made the world cup semi-finals.

    Only among the poverty stricken people who are still living their life like it's Angela's Ashes.

    Buy a decent biscuit FFS.


  • Registered Users Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    Anyhoo, I can’t vote this round. I’ve done weird phobia that won’t let a bourbon near my gob and I can’t remember what the other choice is.
    snowgal wrote: »
    Don’t think there is a round yet is there??

    There's not. But it just goes to show you the caliber of confused cretin that's voting in these things and goes a long way to explaining how rich tea is at the stage it's at..


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  • Registered Users Posts: 19,017 ✭✭✭✭adox


    Pretzill wrote: »
    The hint is in their title Rich tea are for the more refined palate.

    And if you rearrange the letters of Rich Tea you come up with Cûnt. Pretzill Cûnt.


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,987 ✭✭✭normanoffside


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 600 ✭✭✭Lil Sally Anne Jnr.


    Pink Wafers V Mikados was the real final. Everybody knows.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,686 ✭✭✭Pretzill


    adox wrote: »
    And if you rearrange the letters of Rich Tea you come up with Cûnt. Pretzill Cûnt.

    Well we already know you can't spell for sh*t :D


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 600 ✭✭✭Lil Sally Anne Jnr.


    Rich Tea. A delicious 'low-key' treat, perfect with butter.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,791 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    Rich Tea. A delicious 'low-key' treat, perfect with butter.

    How is the f*cking colour the least annoying part of that post?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 600 ✭✭✭Lil Sally Anne Jnr.


    Rich Tea, the biscuit of partisans, free thinkers and non-diabetics. Don't follow the crowd, eat a RICH TEA.


  • Registered Users Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    Has Omack gone for a sleep after all the biscuits he gorged on0


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,278 ✭✭✭dinorebel


    Rich Tea, the biscuit of partisans, free thinkers and non-diabetics. Don't follow the crowd, eat a RICH TEA.
    F'ck off


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Ooooh did bourbons win?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 4,686 ✭✭✭Pretzill


    Ted_YNWA wrote: »
    Has Omack gone for a sleep after all the biscuits he gorged on0

    If he is, he may have nightmares.

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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 600 ✭✭✭Lil Sally Anne Jnr.


    A splash of butter, a warm cuppa, and a RICH TEA. Because you don't care what other people think.


  • Registered Users Posts: 22,262 ✭✭✭✭Autosport


    Thank the baby Jesus some of us don’t drink tea so go dunk that you let down :P


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,791 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    A splash of butter, a warm cuppa, and a RICH TEA. Because you don't care what other people think.

    Colour. Change it or I swear to HobNobGod I will personally see to it that every Rich Tea you eat will contain 10% glass and 5% my cum.


  • Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 51,460 Mod ✭✭✭✭Necro


    Rich Tea. A delicious 'low-key' treat, perfect with butter.

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    Rich Tea, the biscuit of partisans, free thinkers and non-diabetics. Don't follow the crowd, eat a RICH TEA.

    tenor.gif?itemid=3613349
    A splash of butter, a warm cuppa, and a RICH TEA. Because you don't care what other people think.

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  • Registered Users Posts: 4,686 ✭✭✭Pretzill


    A splash of butter, a warm cuppa, and a RICH TEA. Because you don't care what other people think.

    You aren't doing us genuine Rich Tea voters any favours.


  • Registered Users Posts: 20,177 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Rich tea and bourbon creams. The fcuking bang of poverty is unreal.

    Actually, the lack of sumptuous iconry and serving suggestions, as well as the sheer versatility and unassumingness of the Rich Tea in particular, would suggest difficult personal decisions, and a taking-for-granted of the idea that not all will or indeed can reach Biscuit Salvation. So these biscuits are of more of a Protestant/Calvinistic persuasion and probably quite affluent, or at least landowning.


  • Registered Users Posts: 22,262 ✭✭✭✭Autosport


    Don’t feed the troll




    Unless it’s to fill his mouth with his rich tea lame excuse of a biscuit ;)


  • Registered Users Posts: 17,014 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    Colour. Change it or I swear to HobNobGod I will personally see to it that every Rich Tea you eat will contain 10% glass and 5% my cum.

    I'd eat them myself if there's any spare.


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 600 ✭✭✭Lil Sally Anne Jnr.


    My preferred pronouns are she/her folks.


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