Ultimate Biscuit Tournament (Mod Note Post #1 and #984)

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

Pretzill wrote: »

You aren't doing us genuine Rich Tea voters any favours.

It's reverse psychology, he really hates Rich Tea and hopes to annoy everybody into voting them out.

Earthhorse

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

Colour. Change it or I swear to HobNobGod I will personally see to it that every Rich Tea you eat will contain 10% glass and 5% my cum.

So you’re going to reduce the cum content?

Interesting strategy.

Omackeral

9PM Kick Off for Quarter Finals

Lil Sally Anne Jnr.

Lil Sally Anne Jnr. wrote: »

My preferred pronouns are she/her folks.

Are you really a girlie, Ms Sally Anne?

snowgal

Rich tea = walkers oven baked shyte

Deebles McBeebles

Pretzill wrote: »

You aren't doing us genuine Rich Tea voters any favours.

Death wouldn't do you drippy c*nts any favours. What else do you like? Cheese and onion Tayto and f*cking plain Digestives?

Leg End Reject wrote: »

I'd eat them myself if there's any spare.

Is it the glass or the cum you find appealing? Only one of them results in you getting an express delivery in the morning...

jimgoose

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

Death wouldn't do you drippy c*nts any favours. What else do you like? Cheese and onion Tayto and f*cking plain Digestives?

Actually yes, you diseased, beetle-brained malodourous pervert.

Greyfox

Omackeral wrote: »

9PM Kick Off for Quarter Finals

Nice one, I can grab a shower now without having to worry

Omackeral

Business end of things now. 12 Votes to get to the semi-final

QF.1

Bourbon



VS

Milk Chocolate Hobnobs

Necro

Hobnobs.

Reason: Fcuk those brown sh1t nuggets

honeybear

Hobnobs - I’ve money on at 30/1. Winnings to be shared!!!

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

Bourbon, because I'm eating some right now with a cup of Java.

Chocolate hobnobs get my vote. Wholesome chocolatey goodness.

normanoffside

Hobnobs because they are nice.
Boubons are just a poor version of custard creams

Baggly

Hobnobs. They are a better biscuit and not ****.

Autosport

Feck you Mackeral :mad:




Chocolate Hob Nobs cos I’m eating them now

This fúckin thread. I bought a pack of Toffee Pops (a rare biscuit purchase) an hour ago with the intention of dunking. They didn't even survive the short car journey back to the house, 10 of them gone. I'm feeling a bit chunky here at the moment.

Leg End Reject

Chocolate hob nobs because they've proper chocolate and I'm not a dole head.

Pretzill

I do like bourbon creams - but Chocolate Hob Nobs are the better biscuit and deserve their place in the semi finals.

Gregor Samsa

Chocolate Hob Nobs.

Bourbon creams are the only biscuits in the competition that legally have to display biopsy results instead of ingredients on the packaging.

Deebles McBeebles

Hobnobs. The choice of the sophisticated gentleman about town. I'm literally eating one right now.

Greyfox

Voting for choc hob bobs, bourbon are ok but hob bobs are the king of dunkers and superb treats

nomad92

hob knobs are nicer, i like them

Ted_YNWA

Hobnobs, just after having 2 of them here.

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

Well, that was quick!!

Hobnobs get my vote, because I'd prefer a real bourbon.

Cronin The Destroyer

Bourbons are delicious. More of a coffee biscuit than a Tea biscuit though.

Chocolate Hobnobs for the win here.

How are Bourbons even still in this? They don't even serve them in soup kitchens anymore. They are the biscuit equivalent of a tramp.

Leg End Reject

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

Hobnobs. The choice of the sophisticated gentleman about town. I'm literally eating one right now.

Well there's a dichotomy if I ever saw one.

Btw, it was the glass.

Hannibal_Smith

Vote sh*t gotta go hob nobs

Reason really tough choice... But dunkabikity is the key with me