Ultimate Biscuit Tournament (Mod Note Post #1 and #984)

snowgal

Ohh tough one..... viscounts because I’d eat more of them than Jaffa cakes which must mean I prefer them. Logic.

IAMAMORON

Viscounts, because Jaffa cakes can be eaten as a dinner replacement and something something something extremely witty something something.

Jaffa cakes.

Lick all the chocolate off.
Lick the orange disc.
Finish off by nibbling the bottom.

PARlance

Jaffa CAKES because they're lovely little cakes. I am partial to some vi'count and smack but so be it.

Franz Von Peppercorn II

Viscounts because they are a biscuit and not a cake.

Earthhorse

Buford T. Justice VI wrote: »

Mod note: Apologies, folks. Both unbanned. But both to ignore each other. Fecks sake, lads, try to have some bit of enjoyment.

Buford T. Justice.

This post is like holding a mirror up to society.

adox

Yay we are back in business but you are all still cûnts.

Anyway the dirty work was done. Rich Tea abominations were sent cardboard first into the abyss.

Jaffa cakes, I hate Viscount.

Franz Von Peppercorn II

Strawberry Milkshake wrote: »

Lick all the chocolate off.
Lick the orange disc.
Finish off by nibbling the bottom.

That’s what she said.

Greyfox

I love Viscount but voting jaffa cakes as jaffa cakes might even be better than sex

Deebles McBeebles

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

BEO: No thanks.

Buford T. Justice VI is thread banned.

Oh, Snack shortcake.

Buford T. Justice VI wrote: »

Mod note: Apologies, folks. Both unbanned. But both to ignore each other. Fecks sake, lads, try to have some bit of enjoyment.

Buford T. Justice.

BEO: Ahem....

Oh, Jaffa cakes.

I hate both, but Jaffa Cakes for the win because they're not Viscounts

Nope, can't vote for either, I'll abstain until the next round.

Pretzill

Buford T. Justice VI wrote: »

Mod note: Apologies, folks. Both unbanned. But both to ignore each other. Fecks sake, lads, try to have some bit of enjoyment.

Buford T. Justice.

I'm calling shenanigans to upset the Rich Tea vote

Greyfox

Greyfox wrote: »

I love Viscount but voting jaffa cakes as jaffa cakes might even be better than sex

You must be really sh*t at sex.

Omackeral

Deleted User wrote: »

Meh, choosing to ignore Toffee Pops votes in the last round. Just tell us what biscuit you want to win and get to the point.

I voted for Toffypops myself, you absolute pleb. If I wanted them to go through, I'd be looking to keep all their votes wouldn't I?

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

Viscount because I detest dark chocolate.

adox

Greyfox wrote: »

I love Viscount but voting jaffa cakes as jaffa cakes might even be better than sex

Well at least you’ve had Jaffa cakes.

Necro

Pretzill wrote: »

I'm calling shenanigans to upset the Rich Tea vote

Personally I think it was the Rich Tea movement doing the snitching.

Junkyard Tom

Viss Count as a strategic vote. Pronounced viss-count.

Pretzill

Alfredo Fast Imp wrote: »

Viscount because I detest dark chocolate.

Viscount are dark chocolate covered

chite

Viscount, jaffa cakes are a bit on the dry side although a hard vote.

Omackeral

Omackeral wrote: »

I voted for Toffypops myself, you absolute pleb. If I wanted them to go through, I'd be looking to keep all their votes wouldn't I?

I know you voted Toffeepops you suped-up janitor. Pointing that out was an attempt at some righteous statement for disqualifying another vote...Nobel Prize on the way for you.

Pretzill

Necro wrote: »

Personally I think it was the Rich Tea movement doing the snitching.

That's fake news.

Gregor Samsa

Greyfox wrote: »

I love Viscount but voting jaffa cakes as jaffa cakes might even be better than sex

If sex involved rubbing your cock against a cheese grater while staring at JFK’s autopsy pictures. Which, I’m constantly reminded, it shouldn’t.

Omackeral

Official Score of the last 1/4 Final is 12-10 Jaffa Cakes

Leg End Reject

Junkyard Tom wrote: »

Viss Count as a strategic vote. Pronounced viss-count.

Neeeeeesssssse

Deebles McBeebles

Necro wrote: »

Personally I think it was the Rich Tea movement doing the snitching.

Keep your eyes open, Necro. F*ckers are slippier than Leg End Reject's seat after she reads my posts.

sKeith

vicount, I've never had a jaffa cake that dont taste stale and rank.

vicount mint is prefered vicount.

chite

Pretzill wrote: »

Viscount are dark chocolate covered

They aren't, unless there's a dark choc version? Now I'd love if there was orange viscount, mmm

Franz Von Peppercorn II

BIG BOLD TEXT

Because I can.

Carry on.