Ultimate Biscuit Tournament (Mod Note Post #1 and #984)

Deebles McBeebles

PARlance wrote: »

Have a recount first you **** peasant. Toffypops where first to 12 even allowing for a no reason vote from a fcuktard of a BEO.

Its **** pheasant, you f*cking gimp.

ibarelycare

Necro wrote: »

You'd have voted for Rich Tea :eek:

Fox’s are shíte.

jimgoose

PARlance wrote: »

Have a recount first you **** peasant. Toffypops where first to 12 even allowing for a no reason vote from a fcuktard of a BEO.

What is a "BEO", you statistically insignificant half-cup of septic tree-sloth sputum?

Autosport

Yellow snacks as I still hate Jaffa cakes

adox

Jaffa cakes again!

Sweet, bitter, soft. A bit like most of you cûnts on here.

Necro

ibarelycare wrote: »

Fox’s are shíte.

Yeah but Rich Tea...

Badly Drunk Boy

Hannibal_Smith wrote: »

Wait. Wtf.. My post didn't sent coz the thread was closed. Poxy jaffa cakes

Well, I couldn't vote for Jaffa Cakes for the same reason, so the votes would have cancelled each other out.

Baggly

jimgoose wrote:

What is a "BEO", you statistically insignificank half-cup of septic tree-sloth sputum?

Looks like that thesaurus you got for Xmas wasn't a waste after all.

normanoffside

ibarelycare wrote: »

I missed the quarters and I disagree with every singe biscuit that got through. You people disgust me. I hope you all choke on your crap biscuits that you dip into your weak tea served in a Live Laugh Love mug.

The Quarter finals should really be replayed due to the interruption but Rich Tea got knocked out so **** it..

honeybear

Snack - chocolate is nicer

jimgoose

Jaffa Cakes, because I love the wretched things!

gwalk

Snack

Jaffa Cakes are just basically Jamie Bryson cakes because hes a jaffa bastard

ibarelycare

Yellow Snack. They make it acceptable to eat 6 biscuits at once. Well only 4 now actually.

Necro

Jaffa cakes here if we're voting.

Yellow Snacks probably shouldn't be here tbh.

Jaffa cakes on the other hand completely deserve their semi-final berth :P

adox

snowgal wrote: »

Omackeral, it may be bad timing, talks of bans etc..... but can we look at doing an ultimate sweets tournament too after this, pleasssssse?! Cola cubes, fruit salads, black jacks, apple drops, fruit pastilles, wine gums, haribos, flying saucers, frosties, milk teeth, sherbets, skittles, starburst (well opal fruits :rolleyes:) rhubarb and custards,

The list is endless............................

Yum yum yum

Shweeeties

Jaffa cakes will be my first vote on ultimate sweets followed by Horse radish.

Greyfox

Voting jaffa cakes, you can stop with 2 squares of yellow snack whereas stopping after 10 jaffa cakes is difficult

Necro

Necro wrote: »

Yeah but Rich Tea...

You voted for Malted fúcking Milk, this Rich Tea agenda is an abomination.

jimgoose

Baggly wrote: »

Looks like that thesaurus you got for Xmas wasn't a waste after all.

You should get a good big hardback one, you could then diddle yourself in the rectum with it.

Pretzill

Jaffa Cakes because Yellow Snack are horrible and I'm still mystified they made it this far.

Hannibal_Smith

Vote SNACK!!!!!!

Reason. Jaffa cakes are lower than short bread on the biscuit scale. They are vile. Orange is the last sweet left in a box of roses. I'll never believe anyone finds it acceptable in a biscuit.

Deebles McBeebles

jimgoose wrote: »

What is a "BEO", you statistically insignificank half-cup of septic tree-sloth sputum?

BEO: Glad you asked, Jim, you cum-guzzler.

BEO is Biscuit Enforcement Officer. A similar (also totally imaginary) post called CEO existed in the crisp thread. Its a callback you see, there lies the humour.

Fr_Dougal

Snacks. Because Jaffa Cakes are both cakes, and Protestant.

normanoffside

Yellow snack. They hold up better in tea.
Both excellent semi finalists but those yellow snack are just more of a treat.
I love shortcake.
Love Cadbury's chocolate.


Win Win

adox

normanoffside wrote: »

The Quarter finals should really be replayed due to the interruption but Rich Tea got knocked out so **** it..

Just look on it as a minor delay due to a pitch invasion by a hooligan.

The Princess Bride

Jaffa cakes cos the tangy orange with just enough chocolate are very healthy, and if I eat a minimum of 7, it counts as my 5 a day.

It's a sad state of affairs that both of these biscuits have made the semi finals but sure we are where we are.

I'm voting for the snack shortcake as it would be a travesty of justice if jaffa cakes make it to the final. The shortcakes do go well with a cup of tea to be fair.

Necro

Deleted User wrote: »

You voted for Malted fúcking Milk, this Rich Tea agenda is an abomination.

Yep cos you know what Malted Milk have over Rich Tea



Flavour.

snowgal

Yellow snack, half bar half biscuit, controversy.. but feckin delicious shortcake choc flavour, moorish

Leg End Reject

Jaffa cakes, Cadburys chocolate is now rank.

Uncharted

Necro wrote: »

Yep cos you know what Malted Milk have over Rich Tea



Flavour.

A tea towel has more flavour than rich tea ffs