Ultimate Biscuit Tournament (Mod Note Post #1 and #984)

Baggly

Snack shortcake as the best and only biscuit in the match.

Earthhorse

Jaffa Cakes

Time to embrace multicultural Ireland.

jimgoose

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

BEO: Glad you asked, Jim, you cum-guzzler.

BEO is Biscuit Enforcement Officer. A similar (also totally imaginary) post called CEO existed in the crisp thread. Its a callback you see, there lies the humour.

I thankee, O handler of pig penii.

Uncharted

Leg End Reject wrote: »

Jaffa cakes, Cadburys chocolate is now ****.

FYP

Lil Sally Anne Jnr.

jaffa cakes because the jelly

IAMAMORON

Jaffa Cakes,

I have had enough of the Snacks not being a bar fallacy. The new ones don't taste the same anyway.

Badly Drunk Boy

Jaffa Cakes because of their addictive nature, although Snack Shortcake are grand too.

Omackeral

PARlance wrote: »

Have a recount first you **** peasant. Toffypops where first to 12 even allowing for a no reason vote from a fcuktard of a BEO.

First of all it's **** pheasant. Secondly, a rat vote was discounted. And finally... ram it up your hole, I'm untouchable.

Franz Von Peppercorn II

I voted against Jaffa cakes last round but this yellow snack nonsense is stomach churning crapology, a sad excuse for a cookie.

Jaffa cakes it is.

jimgoose

jimgoose wrote: »

You should get a good big hardback one, you could then diddle yourself in the rectum with it.

This thread feels like that movie The Longest Yard. The prisoners get to smack the jaws of the prison guards for a limited timeframe "because sport".

Oh the mods/prison guards are going to have fun when this game ends.

Get your swipes in now folks, the window is closing, likely never to be reopened again :pac:

normanoffside

Omackeral wrote: »

First of all it's **** pheasant. Secondly, a rat vote was discounted. And finally... ram it up your hole, I'm untouchable.

I've reported your post for wankpheasantry

EmmetSpiceland

Omackeral wrote: »

First of all it's **** pheasant. Secondly, a rat vote was discounted. And finally... ram it up your hole, I'm untouchable.

Why are you persisting with this lie? Do you want me to report you, to prove the point after the fact? It’s utter bullshít.

Franz Von Peppercorn II

Alfredo Fast Imp wrote: »

Good luck with it but this polling station is closing as bed awaits.

We need you here to keep it real, S.

Baggly

jimgoose wrote:

You should get a good big hardback one, you could then diddle yourself in the rectum with it.

Don't know if I'd fit a second one in

Baggly

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

Why are you persisting with this lie? Do you want me to report you, to prove the point after the fact? It’s utter bullshít.

Mod

The two of ye leave it out and ignore each other.

Franz Von Peppercorn II

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

Why are you persisting with this lie? Do you want me to report you, to prove the point after the fact? It’s utter bullshít.

He’s right. It’s **** pheasant. Or as you might say, **** “pheasant”.

Ted_YNWA

Snack Shortcake


Jaffa cakes are the spawn of Satan

coffee_cake

I cant choose

PARlance

Omackeral wrote: »

First of all it's **** pheasant. Secondly, a rat vote was discounted. And finally... ram it up your hole, I'm untouchable.

You've lost it man, you've lost control. Competition is a farce.

Jaffa cakes are the tastier biscut

I love licking Jaffa cakes. There, I said it.

JAFFA CAKES

Autosport

Who won?

Deebles McBeebles

Gregor, quick, do your joke on Jaffa Cakes.

Really good, folks, its really good.

Earthhorse

bluewolf wrote: »

I cant choose

That’s your choice.

Omackeral

normanoffside wrote: »

I've reported your post for wankpheasantry

And who do you think posts accused of wankpheasantry get reported to? Come on Norman, you possible Protestant.

Deebles McBeebles

PARlance wrote: »

You've lost it man, you've lost control. Competition is a farce.

Why don't you sit back down on that dildo-cycle and reverse, humourless f*cknugget.

Omackeral

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

Why are you persisting with this lie? Do you want me to report you, to prove the point after the fact? It’s utter bullshít.

#RatsOut

JAFFA CAKES!! I VOTE JAFFA CAKES!!!!


Am I too late?

adox

PARlance wrote: »

You've lost it man, you've lost control. Competition is a farce.

Two finger KitKat says hello.

Enjoy it for what it is. We aren’t negotiating Brexit here misery guts.

[Deleted User]

[Deleted User] wrote: »

JAFFA CAKES!! I VOTE JAFFA CAKES!!!!


Am I too late?

G’wan the poly!