Ultimate Biscuit Tournament (Mod Note Post #1 and #984)

Gregor Samsa

jimgoose wrote: »

Biscuit Enforcement Officer apoarently, you mouth-breathing twunt. Like a Moderator, only sans whimsy.

Well, let me tell you. With my new found authority, there’s a number of people - maybe including yourself - on this thread who will just be getting ruddy “Happy Holiday” cards instead of proper Christmas cards from me this year!

Also, anyone who votes for Jaffa Cakes is having their organs harvested in their sleep. I know Triads, and I’m desperate for cash.

Get in.

This is horsesh*t.

adox

In Jafinal. I’m emotional. A great day.

Pretzill

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

BEO: Nah, f*ck off then.....thread banned.



Yeah, true tbf. I'm sorry I made it up now what with all this bullsh*ttery going on tonight but, I digress....

Oh and f*ck you Pretzill, you fat-handed twat.

I might be fat-handed twat but I'm a... Ah never mind...

Greyfox

Omackeral wrote: »

Jaffa Cake advances to the final[/B]

WOOHOOO!!

Gregor Samsa

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

BEO: Nah, f*ck off then.....thread banned.

For once in my life, I had a brief glimpse of acceptance, and for that I will be forever grateful.

Deebles McBeebles

Strawberry Milkshake wrote: »

Get in.

Dirrrrrrty girl.

Ward J. Littell wrote: »

This is horsesh*t.

Someone insult this guy, I'm tiring.

Omackeral

30 Minutes was a bit long there so second semi final is going to be 20 Minutes

honeybear

“a bit long” ... I want to go to bed! Hurry up!

adox

Ward J. Littell wrote: »

This is horsesh*t.

This is a bitter lemon gif.

Omackeral

honeybear wrote: »

“a bit long” ... I want to go to bed! Hurry up!

Fair enough. This match and then bed and we have the Grand Final tomorrow.

jimgoose

Ward J. Littell wrote: »

This is horsesh*t.

Go and fcuk a wire brush.

adox

Omackeral wrote: »

30 Minutes was a bit long there so second semi final is going to be 20 Minutes

It’s way past my bedtime. Hurry the fûck up you banned unbanned cûnt.

Omackeral

20 Minute Time Limit.

Milk Chocolate Hobnobs



VS

Fox's Classic

jimgoose

Chocolate Hob-Nobs! Because delish!!

Autosport

Chocolate Hob Nobs as I’m after eating half a pack today

Hobnobs! Foxes are sugary muck.

Jesus that's difficult.

adox

Hobnobs. Healthy as fûck and these ones have a chocolate treat.

Fox’s are mutton dressed as lamb. All that glitters isn’t gold ya gullible fûckwits.

jimgoose

jimgoose wrote: »

Go and fcuk a wire brush.

That's part of my morning ritual.

Gregor Samsa

We need some tactical voting to beat J***a C***s in the final, because if they win, I’m moving to Canada. And I really don’t want to, because my seal clubbing addiction will flare up again.

Leg End Reject

Chocolate hob nobs because I like chocolate and knobs.

Deebles McBeebles

HOBNOBS! A f*cking hangover preventative. Fox's can't do that sh*t.

Hobnobs it is! Chocolatey and oaty and roundy.

honeybear

Hobnobs ... my 30/1 bet. A win for them will help redeem the integrity of this competition!

Green&Red

Earlier I finished the packet that belonged to that c**t sitting in front of me

Chocolate nob nobs are just fantastic biscuits

Franz Von Peppercorn II

Hob knobs - because they are better and have knobs.

Chocolate hobnobs. Nice and chocolatey. Also I think it has a better chance of defeating the interloper in the final.

IAMAMORON

Chocolate Hob Nobs, for the simple reason that they are a biscuit, the other is a bar.