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Ultimate Biscuit Tournament (Mod Note Post #1 and #984)

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  • Registered Users Posts: 5,791 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    I wouldn't let your cum run down my leg if your miserable life depended on it.

    Wow. Well, I'm in love. Glass-covered Rich Tea and some framed pics of whatever is going on between my legs on the way.


  • Registered Users Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    adox wrote: »
    Don’t go soft on us now with your pity votes.

    “A nicer treat”. Could you sound any camper?

    Aren't you the one that potted the pink on your sibling earlier? What's that chant you do? Incest is the best, put your sister to the test. Sick.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,409 ✭✭✭jammiedodgers


    jimgoose wrote: »
    How can I type "cunt", then? You cunt!
    adox wrote: »
    You ****!

    Haha what a cunt


  • Registered Users Posts: 22,262 ✭✭✭✭Autosport


    Wow. Well, I'm in love. Glass-covered Rich Tea and some framed pics of whatever is going on between my legs on the way.

    That made me laugh out loud :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 19,017 ✭✭✭✭adox


    cjmc wrote: »
    Hob hobs are like porridge compared to foxes

    That would be the oats Einstein.

    Another cūnt.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,061 ✭✭✭secondrowgal


    Fox’s classic because hob nobs are what started the whole wholesome, “healthy” (inverted commas for you Sal) snack craze. And now look where we are!

    ****. That.

    Biscuits are supposed to give you diabetes. Otherwise you’re not doing it right.


  • Registered Users Posts: 17,008 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject




  • Registered Users Posts: 14,010 ✭✭✭✭cj maxx


    adox wrote: »
    That would be the oats Einstein.

    Another cūnt.

    Yes I am a cint


  • Registered Users Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    Milk Chocolate Hobnobs win by a margin of 20 votes.

    Haven't seen anything this one sided since Germany vs Poland in 1939


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,409 ✭✭✭jammiedodgers


    Omackeral wrote: »
    Aren't you the one that potted the pink on your sibling earlier? What's that chant you do? Incest is the best, put your sister to the test. Sick.

    Incest, the game the whole family can play.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,061 ✭✭✭secondrowgal


    Omackeral wrote: »
    Milk Chocolate Hobnobs win by a margin of 20 votes.

    Haven't seen anything this one sided since Germany vs Poland in 1939
    You reap what you sow you pack of ingrates. :mad:


  • Registered Users Posts: 17,008 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    Wow. Well, I'm in love. Glass-covered Rich Tea and some framed pics of whatever is going on between my legs on the way.

    You had me at wow, dweebs. 😍


  • Registered Users Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    See you tomorrow you sacks of filth.


    Oh and

    SociableUnfoldedBeauceron.gif


  • Registered Users Posts: 19,017 ✭✭✭✭adox


    jimgoose wrote: »
    How can I type "cunt", then? You cunt!

    I had to quote you to see how it’s done you utter goose cunt


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,987 ✭✭✭normanoffside


    Jaffa Cakes vs Hob Nobs in the final.

    Sounds like a gay unionist convention.


  • Registered Users Posts: 20,177 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    adox wrote: »


    I had to quote you to see how it’s done you utter goose cunt

    So there is a small modicum of cerebral activity beyond the basic eat-sleep-sh1t-post to Beards.ie impulse. Fascinating!


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,742 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    Omackeral wrote: »
    See you tomorrow you sacks of filth.


    Oh and

    SociableUnfoldedBeauceron.gif

    You’re lying fat sack of ****.

    “It is not blood that makes you Irish but a willingness to be part of the Irish nation” - Thomas Davis



  • Registered Users Posts: 17,008 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    Omackeral wrote: »
    See you tomorrow you sacks of filth.


    Oh and

    SociableUnfoldedBeauceron.gif

    What time Mack? Do I need to pull a sickie?

    Yeah, yeah, it's all I'll get to pull - just to save you fcukers the effort.


  • Registered Users Posts: 19,017 ✭✭✭✭adox


    jimgoose wrote: »
    So there is a small modicum of cerebral activity beyond the basic eat-sleep-sh1t-post to Beards.ie impulse. Fascinating!

    Don’t belittle my intelligence!











    *Googles “modicum”


  • Registered Users Posts: 22,262 ✭✭✭✭Autosport


    I think we have a budding romance here, started over biscuits ;):D


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  • Registered Users Posts: 19,017 ✭✭✭✭adox


    What time Mack? Do I need to pull a sickie?

    Yeah, yeah, it's all I'll get to pull - just to save you fcukers the effort.

    The tide wouldn’t take you out sick note.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,078 ✭✭✭IAMAMORON


    Adox you need to have a full cuntcount.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,076 ✭✭✭Wayne Jarvis


    The orange bit looks like the discharge present in a particularly rampant case of bacterial vaginosis.

    Enjoy licking them now you fcuking sick animals.
    As soon as I read this I drove to dunnes and bought 2 packets of jaffa cakes. They are fúcking delicious, I can taste that bacterial vaginosis discharge and it's like the nectar of the gods.


  • Registered Users Posts: 19,017 ✭✭✭✭adox


    You’re lying fat sack of ****.

    Cunt?


  • Posts: 0 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Hob nobs as foxs isnt a real horror movie


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,409 ✭✭✭jammiedodgers


    Hob nobs as foxs isnt a real horror movie

    Are you as slow with everything else in your life as you are in this thread Mick?


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,742 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    adox wrote: »
    Cunt?

    Damnit, forgot the fada. Ah well, it’s anyone’s guess now.

    After a day of robust debate and skilful argument I shall bid you all a goodnight and see you, bright and early, for the final.

    Let’s smash those disgusting Jaffa Cakes, gang! They’re, legally, not a biscuit you know.

    “It is not blood that makes you Irish but a willingness to be part of the Irish nation” - Thomas Davis



  • Registered Users Posts: 11,391 ✭✭✭✭Green&Red


    Damnit, forgot the fada. Ah well, it’s anyone’s guess now.

    After a day of robust debate and skilful argument I shall bid you all a goodnight and see you, bright and early, for the final.

    Let’s smash those disgusting Jaffa Cakes, gang! They’re, legally, not a biscuit you know.

    Don’t take this the wrong way but I hope you never wake up

    Bore the sh!te out whoever is over there with that


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,791 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    Green&Red wrote: »
    Don’t take this the wrong way but I hope you never wake up

    Bore the sh!te out whoever is over there with that

    Wishing death on another poster is to be commended in this thread.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 17,008 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    Goodnight you degenerate fcukwits and dweebs.


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