Ultimate Biscuit Tournament (Mod Note Post #1 and #984)

Deebles McBeebles

Leg End Reject wrote: »

Goodnight you degenerate fcukwits and dweebs.

Much love, my foul-mouthed human equivalent to a Rich Tea.

Let me know if you pull that sickie, yeah?

Junkyard Tom

The rabble have been told by their carers that it's 'gosleeps time'. Bunch of inbred circus freaks.

Lil Sally Anne Jnr.

I don't even know what is going on since Mikados lost. Are Foxs still in? Because I hate that brand. Hob Knobs are too hipstery for me. Jaffa Cakes to win?

There was little point in this competition after Kimberleys were thrown out.

EmmetSpiceland

Green&Red wrote: »

Don’t take this the wrong way but I hope you never wake up

Bore the sh!te out whoever is over there with that

Hahaha, no such luck, G! I will confess, though, I didn’t go straight up to bed in the end. No, I stayed up watching a documentary on the “Hittites”. A truly fascinating people.

Now, tell me this, did you stick with the old, slightly warm, pot noodle or did you treat yourself to a microwaved jam jar filled with liver and other “loose meats” to top off a day of sitting around masturbating over Digestive biscuits?

Green&Red

To be honest I needed to work all those calories off so I took out the ladder and climbed aboard ur ma, back passage obviously.
She likes when I pull it out, calls it her Bourbon biscuit with cream filling

Depraved woman ur ma

IAMAMORON

Crikey....

Necro

Green&Red wrote:

To be honest I needed to work all those calories off so I took out the ladder and climbed aboard ur ma, back passage obviously. She likes when I pull it out, calls it her Bourbon biscuit with cream filling

I just got sick in my mouth a little bit :eek:

Earthhorse

Necro wrote: »

I just got sick in my mouth a little bit :eek:

We call that a Custard Cream

Deebles McBeebles

I think I turned myself off Hobnobs last night. Brushed my teeth twice this morning and I can still taste chocolate, oats and beer. Oh and regret but thats there every morning.

Omackeral

Just a fair warning. Rat votes won't be counted in the final. Conniving, snivelling informants are not welcome. Thank you.

shaneon77

These must be the trans(fat)gender versions.

adox

Omackeral wrote: »

Just a fair warning. Rat votes won't be counted in the final. Conniving, snivelling informants are not welcome. Thank you.

What time is the final at cunt features?

EmmetSpiceland

Omackeral wrote: »

Just a fair warning. Rat votes won't be counted in the final. Conniving, snivelling informants are not welcome. Thank you.

Awww poor didums. Are you still feeling butthurt about your scolding?

Paranoia isn’t a nice colour on you, tubs.

Omackeral

adox wrote: »

What time is the final at cunt features?

Not sure cousin-fcuker. Would people prefer a quota, a time limit or a poll for the final?

adox

Omackeral wrote: »

Not sure cousin-fcuker. Would people prefer a quota, a time limit or a poll for the final?

Yes.

jammiedodgers

Omackeral wrote: »

Just a fair warning. Rat votes won't be counted in the final. Conniving, snivelling informants are not welcome. Thank you.

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Omackeral

adox wrote: »

Yes.

I'll take that on board.

Deebles McBeebles

Anything but the poll for me. It made the whole reason thing go out the window on the last thread and every f*cker with the ability to click a mouse voted.

Necro

Deebles McBeebles wrote:

Anything but the poll for me. It made the whole reason thing go out the window on the last thread and every f*cker with the ability to click a mouse voted.

As a one time CEO and former BEO I agree with this sentiment

Omackeral

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

Anything but the poll for me. It made the whole reason thing go out the window on the last thread and every f*cker with the ability to click a mouse voted.

You've a point there. Vermin mice and rats have no place in final. Fcukin' rodents.

Deebles McBeebles

I just realised I have no idea what biscuits are in the final. Somewhere along the line the insults took precedence over love of biscuits. I have also taken my language from here into the real world, called 2 people a c*nt this morning so far.

Necro

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

I just realised I have no idea what biscuits are in the final. Somewhere along the line the insults took precedence over love of biscuits. I have also taken my language form here into the real world, called 2 people a c*nt this morning so far.

Jaffa Cakes and Chocolate Hob Nobs

jammiedodgers

Omackeral wrote: »

Not sure cousin-fcuker. Would people prefer a quota, a time limit or a poll for the final?

Best of 3. For maximum carnage.

De Bhál

awesome thread

Deebles McBeebles

Necro wrote: »

Jaffa Cakes and Chocolate Hob Nobs

Cheers! Hob Nobs all day then.

Omack, hate to be a c*nt (I don't) but any chance of having the final after 5/6? I think it deserves the prime time viewing audience and for us all to have our insult muscles working at full speed.

jammiedodgers wrote: »

Best of 3. For maximum carnage.

Yesssss!

jimgoose

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

I just realised I have no idea what biscuits are in the final. Somewhere along the line the insults took precedence over love of biscuits. I have also taken my language from here into the real world, called 2 people a c*nt this morning so far.

snowgal

De Bhál wrote: »

awesome thread

that it is. Though it should really be called 'The ultimate legit bitchslap insult tournament' (with a side of fu*king biscuit voting thrown in now and again!)

Omackeral

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

Omack, hate to be a c*nt (I don't) but any chance of having the final after 5/6

I think that's doable

snowgal

Also Omack, when you get a chance, please see my post 3303 for your next tournament! thanks ;)

Deebles McBeebles

jimgoose wrote: »

How have I never heard that before? Brilliant stuff. Its how I imagine a RL conversation between myself and Leg End Reject would go.