Ultimate Biscuit Tournament (Mod Note Post #1 and #984)

Lil Sally Anne Jnr.

Just recounted the Rich Tea V Foxs match there. It was 10-10 before Foxs took it with two additional Russian spam votes, but actually, half the reasons given for Foxs were borderline non-existent.

Example 1: "Fox’s because, you know" (This should have been discounted)

Example 2: "Fox's Classic because #fcukrichtea" (Very poor)

Ad nauseum. A true display of herd mentality with a biased vote counter that would no doubt have dismissed a whole load of Foxs votes for lack of effort and imagination if they were for Rich Teas.

Autosport

Listen Sally you weren't here when we needed you the most so feck off with your Rich tea :P

I second the after 5 final

Lil Sally Anne Jnr.

Autosport wrote: »

Listen Sally you weren't here when we needed you the most so feck off with your Rich tea :P

I second the after 5 final

When you pull that corkscrew dildo out of your ass in fifteen minutes time, don't be alarmed by the bits of burgundy fecal matter and wine coloured anal flora. It's just the beetroot you've been eating recently.

Autosport

Lil Sally Anne Jnr. wrote: »

When you pull that corkscrew dildo out of your ass in fifteen minutes time, don't be alarmed by the bits of burgundy fecal matter and wine coloured anal flora. It's just the beetroot you've been eating recently.

Your dad says go to work :P

adox

Lil Sally Anne Jnr. wrote: »

Just recounted the Rich Tea V Foxs match there. It was 10-10 before Foxs took it with two additional Russian spam votes, but actually, half the reasons given for Foxs were borderline non-existent.

Example 1: "Fox’s because, you know" (This should have been discounted)

Example 2: "Fox's Classic because #fcukrichtea" (Very poor)

Ad nauseum. A true display of herd mentality with a biased vote counter that would no doubt have dismissed a whole load of Foxs votes for lack of effort and imagination if they were for Rich Teas.

Nobody really gives a fuck about what you think or your "investigative" work. Put a sock in it you whingebag.

JohnnyFlash

Right shower of dickwarts around here. What biscuits are in the final?

Wayne Jarvis

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

Right shower of dickwarts around here. What biscuits are in the final?

Jacob's dickwarts are one of them anyway.

EmmetSpiceland

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

Right shower of dickwarts around here. What biscuits are in the final?

Welcome back, J. You’ve been oddly silent for this one, did you “blow a gasket” on the bog?

Whole thing has been a complete shítshow. Omackeral keeps running his mouth and jeopardising the tournament. He’s still chasing his tail this morning.

The final has chocolate hob nobs against some cake.

Omackeral

snowgal wrote: »

Also Omack, when you get a chance, please see my post 3303 for your next tournament! thanks ;)

I saw that. Believe me I saw it.

Omackeral

Lil Sally Anne Jnr. wrote: »

Just recounted the Rich Tea V Foxs match there. It was 10-10 before Foxs took it with two additional Russian spam votes, but actually, half the reasons given for Foxs were borderline non-existent.

Example 1: "Fox’s because, you know" (This should have been discounted)

Example 2: "Fox's Classic because #fcukrichtea" (Very poor)

Ad nauseum. A true display of herd mentality with a biased vote counter that would no doubt have dismissed a whole load of Foxs votes for lack of effort and imagination if they were for Rich Teas.

Yeah but seriously #FcukRichTea

dinorebel

3 suicides and 1 riot at Mountjoy in the time Omac has been running this thread.

jammiedodgers

Guy Person wrote: »

Jacob's dickwarts are one of them anyway.

Jacob is one sick fuck

JohnnyFlash

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

Welcome back, J. You’ve been oddly silent for this one, did you “blow a gasket” on the bog?

Whole thing has been a complete shítshow. Omackeral keeps running his mouth and jeopardising the tournament. He’s still chasing his tail this morning.

The final has chocolate hob nobs against some cake.

Got busted by the Feds around here, J. Had the day off to think about what I did. Reformed character now though. Going to become an even more loved and valuable contributor to this site.

Chocolate Hob Nobs are a solid choice in fairness. Perhaps the mouth-breathers around here aren’t as pointless and tragic as I imagined.

Omackeral

Doing a little bit of research on both final participants and happened upon this apparent interview with a young ES.

Deebles McBeebles

No, no. Anyone frequenting a biscuit competition thread is a pointless mouth-breather, J.

EmmetSpiceland

Omackeral wrote: »

Doing a little bit of research on both final participants and happened upon this apparent interview with a young ES.

Chase that tail, O. Keep chasing.

Green&Red

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

I just realised I have no idea what biscuits are in the final. Somewhere along the line the insults took precedence over love of biscuits. I have also taken my language from here into the real world, called 2 people a c*nt this morning so far.

Nevermind RL

I'd like to take this opportunity to apologise to the following boardsies

The guy on the farming forum who asked if I had my silage cut, I’ve no proof you did that with your dog, bestiality is not a joking matter and its very unlikely the two of you had a threesome with the pig

The guy on the running thread, my 5k time is in fact coming along nicely thanks for asking, whether your granny has a gimp mask or not is none of my business really and she probably isn’t Fred West’s first wife

Finally to the lady on the bargain alerts thread, a 36” TV is very unlikely to fit there and you could do yourself an injury trying

Wayne Jarvis

snowgal wrote: »

Omackeral, it may be bad timing, talks of bans etc..... but can we look at doing an ultimate sweets tournament too after this, pleasssssse?! Cola cubes, fruit salads, black jacks, apple drops, fruit pastilles, wine gums, haribos, flying saucers, frosties, milk teeth, sherbets, skittles, starburst (well opal fruits :rolleyes:) rhubarb and custards,

The list is endless............................

Yum yum yum

Shweeeties

snowgal wrote: »

Also Omack, when you get a chance, please see my post 3303 for your next tournament! thanks

Haribo is a brand where as the rest of the things you listed are actual sweets. You don't know what you are talking about, you are all over the place. You should change your username from snowgal to idon'tknowgal.

Omackeral

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

Chase that tail, O. Keep chasing.

Getting close...

EmmetSpiceland

Omackeral wrote: »

Getting close...

I’m sure your little mod buddy would be more than happy do the leg work for you. He can see who’s reported on whom.

In the meantime you can keep running in circles. Hell, the exercise should do you some good.

dinorebel

Omackeral wrote: »

Getting close...

ooh can we do a cheese thread

Deebles McBeebles

dinorebel wrote: »

ooh can we do a cheese thread

No point, cheddar would just win the f*cking thing.

EmmetSpiceland

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

No point, cheddar would just win the f*cking thing.

Nah, Calvita slices.

Omackeral

Dick Cheese would get a a million mentions before anyone even realised we were doing a cheese tournament.

adox

dinorebel wrote: »

ooh can we do a cheese thread

Fuck no!

Ideas above your station Dino.

JohnnyFlash

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

No point, cheddar would just win the f*cking thing.

Against Edam in the final.

dinorebel

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

Nah, Calvita slices.

That's for the plastic thread

Omackeral

Time to stick ''rodentus maximus'' on ignore now I think in case the tournament gets shut down. Now more tit for rat tat. Can't jeopardise this. So many people are having actual interaction with other people for the first time this year as a result of these contests. I'd hate to strip that away from them.

PS adox give my regards to your cousinwife.

Deebles McBeebles

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

Against Edam in the final.

Edam? For these pathetic wasters? Probably all Googling it now to make sure its not a new type of firewall.

More likely Calvita as E said. Or Easi-Singles.

Deebles McBeebles

Omackeral wrote: »

Time to stick ''rodentus maximus'' on ignore now I think in case the tournament gets shut down. Now more tit for rat tat. Can't jeopardise this. So many people are having actual interaction with other people for the first time this year as a result of these contests. I'd hate to strip that away from them.

PS adox give my regards to your cousinwife.

You two motherf*ckers should either fight or f*ck. I'm not sure which but there is a definite sexual tension there.

Oh and its my second interaction with a human so stick that up your prison satchel!