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Ultimate Biscuit Tournament (Mod Note Post #1 and #984)

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    #3542
    EmmetSpiceland
    Registered Users Posts: 10,742 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    Deebles McBeebles wrote: »
    You two motherf*ckers should either fight or f*ck. I'm not sure which but there is a definite sexual tension there.

    Oh and its my second interaction with a human so stick that up your prison satchel!

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    “It is not blood that makes you Irish but a willingness to be part of the Irish nation” - Thomas Davis



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    #3543
    chrissb8
    Registered Users Posts: 1,170 ✭✭✭chrissb8


    CHOCOLATE HOBNOBS. END OF THREAD.


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    #3544
    gerrybbadd
    Registered Users Posts: 10,301 ✭✭✭✭gerrybbadd


    chrissb8 wrote: »
    CHOCOLATE HOBNOBS. END OF THREAD.

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    #3545
    dinorebel
    Registered Users Posts: 2,278 ✭✭✭dinorebel


    Jaffa Cakes being a cake or a biscuit... A court decided in the 90s it was a cake not a biscuit - one of the deciding factors being when it goes stale it goes hard, unlike biscuits which go soft!


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    #3546
    gerrybbadd
    Registered Users Posts: 10,301 ✭✭✭✭gerrybbadd


    dinorebel wrote: »
    Jaffa Cakes being a cake or a biscuit... A court decided in the 90s it was a cake not a biscuit - one of the deciding factors being when it goes stale it goes hard, unlike biscuits which go soft!

    So fúckin stupid. The hint is in the name. They're not Jaffa Biscuits


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    #3547
    gwalk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,107 ✭✭✭gwalk


    gerrybbadd wrote: »
    So fúckin stupid. The hint is in the name. They're not Jaffa Biscuits

    Just call them Protestant Sponges


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    #3548
    adox
    Registered Users Posts: 19,017 ✭✭✭✭adox


    dinorebel wrote: »
    Jaffa Cakes being a cake or a biscuit... A court decided in the 90s it was a cake not a biscuit - one of the deciding factors being when it goes stale it goes hard, unlike biscuits which go soft!

    Not this sh1t again!


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    #3549
    Hannibal_Smith
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 7,052 Mod ✭✭✭✭Hannibal_Smith


    Are we voting yet?


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    #3550
    Deebles McBeebles
    Registered Users Posts: 5,791 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    Hannibal_Smith wrote: »
    Are we voting yet?

    This evening, H. To allow wider participation for the final.


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    #3551
    Green&Red
    Registered Users Posts: 11,391 ✭✭✭✭Green&Red


    dinorebel wrote: »
    Jaffa Cakes being a cake or a biscuit... A court decided in the 90s it was a cake not a biscuit - one of the deciding factors being when it goes stale it goes hard, unlike biscuits which go soft!

    Do you happen to have the court report for that one?


    No, maybe cause they never had a f**king court case over a biscuit you illiterate c**t


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    #3552
    Wayne Jarvis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,076 ✭✭✭Wayne Jarvis


    Green&Red wrote: »
    Do you happen to have the court report for that one?


    No, maybe cause they never had a f**king court case over a biscuit you illiterate c**t
    Yes they did you drizzling pile of diarrhoea.


    https://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-38985820
    https://www.icaew.com/archive/about-icaew/news/press-release-archive/2016-press-releases/jaffa-cake-is-it-a-cake-or-a-biscuit-vats-the-difference


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    #3553
    dinorebel
    Registered Users Posts: 2,278 ✭✭✭dinorebel


    Green&Red wrote: »
    Do you happen to have the court report for that one?


    No, maybe cause they never had a f**king court case over a biscuit you illiterate c**t

    That's because it's a f*cking cake dipsh*t.

    Are you called Green&Red after your difficult birth?

    Green because they couldn't tell the difference between you and the afterbirth.
    Red because that was the colour of your mothers face after the midwife slapped her for having such an offensive looking child.


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    #3554
    IAMAMORON
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,078 ✭✭✭IAMAMORON


    Some of the sexual imagery that has been used to emphasise opinion on this thread has been quite lazily applied if you don't mind me saying.


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    #3555
    Wayne Jarvis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,076 ✭✭✭Wayne Jarvis


    IAMAMORON wrote: »
    Some of the sexual imagery that has been used to emphasise opinion on this thread has been quite lazily applied if you don't mind me saying.
    The same way you lazily apply the Piers Morgan jizz you use as moisturiser every morning.


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    #3556
    EmmetSpiceland
    Registered Users Posts: 10,742 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    IAMAMORON wrote: »
    Some of the sexual imagery that has been used to emphasise opinion on this thread has been quite lazily applied if you don't mind me saying.

    Obviously dealing with very, very, “inexperienced” posters, I.

    “It is not blood that makes you Irish but a willingness to be part of the Irish nation” - Thomas Davis



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    #3557
    Green&Red
    Registered Users Posts: 11,391 ✭✭✭✭Green&Red


    Guy Person wrote: »
    Yes they did you drizzling pile of diarrhoea.


    https://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-38985820
    https://www.icaew.com/archive/about-icaew/news/press-release-archive/2016-press-releases/jaffa-cake-is-it-a-cake-or-a-biscuit-vats-the-difference


    Wrong country you f**king west brit c**t


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    #3558
    Wayne Jarvis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,076 ✭✭✭Wayne Jarvis


    Green&Red wrote: »
    Wrong country you f**king west brit c**t
    You never specified any country you goalpost moving twatbasket.


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    #3559
    JohnnyFlash
    Registered Users Posts: 7,055 ✭✭✭JohnnyFlash


    EmmetSpiceland wrote: »
    Obviously dealing with very, very, “inexperienced” posters, I.

    Experienced in the arts of onanism, this poster would opine.


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    #3560
    IAMAMORON
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,078 ✭✭✭IAMAMORON


    Guy Person wrote: »
    The same way you lazily apply the Piers Morgan jizz you use as moisturiser every morning.

    Thanks Guy, are you really a West Brit cúnt or is the previous poster not being fair with his affections? Just would be nice to establish some basic barriers before I begin hurling any abuse in earnest?

    I am not happy about hurting anyone's feelings and you seem like a bit of soft headed git? Capiche?


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    #3561
    Wayne Jarvis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,076 ✭✭✭Wayne Jarvis


    IAMAMORON wrote: »
    Thanks Guy, are you really a West Brit cúnt or is the previous poster not being fair with his affections? Just would be nice to establish some basic barriers before I begin hurling any abuse in earnest?

    I am not happy about hurting anyone's feelings and you seem like a bit of soft headed git? Capiche?
    Never mind what that twatbasket says about me, take your barriers and beat yourself over the head with them until whatever counts for brains start leaking out of your nose.
    Capiche?


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    #3562
    Green&Red
    Registered Users Posts: 11,391 ✭✭✭✭Green&Red


    Guy Person wrote: »
    You never specified any country you goalpost moving twatbasket.

    What the f**k did you expect you f**king inbred english c**t (sorry strawbs)


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    #3563
    jimgoose
    Registered Users Posts: 20,177 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    gerrybbadd wrote: »
    So fúckin stupid. The hint is in the name. They're not Jaffa Biscuits

    That would make you a biscuit then, according to your sister.


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    #3564
    IAMAMORON
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,078 ✭✭✭IAMAMORON


    Guy Person wrote: »
    Never mind what that twatbasket says about me, take your barriers and beat yourself over the head with them until whatever counts for brains start leaking out of your nose.
    Capiche?

    The foul utterings of a deluded guttersnipe.


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    #3565
    gerrybbadd
    Registered Users Posts: 10,301 ✭✭✭✭gerrybbadd


    jimgoose wrote: »
    That would make you a biscuit then, according to your sister.

    Class. Such wit. Such amusement.

    Who the fúck asked you? I've a grand big arse here you can come and kiss, spunkbubble


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    #3566
    jimgoose
    Registered Users Posts: 20,177 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    gerrybbadd wrote: »
    Class. Such wit. Such amusement.

    Who the fúck asked you? I've a grand big arse here you can come and kiss, spunkbubble

    Since when does "fuck" have a fada, you illiterate excuse for a chamber-pot?


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    #3567
    gerrybbadd
    Registered Users Posts: 10,301 ✭✭✭✭gerrybbadd


    jimgoose wrote: »
    Since when does "fuck" have a fada, you illiterate excuse for a chamber-pot?

    Since I rode your mother bareback, curing her of her crippling bad hips, and became your new Fada. Now, back in your corner son


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    #3568
    jimgoose
    Registered Users Posts: 20,177 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    gerrybbadd wrote: »
    Since I rode your mother bareback, curing her of her crippling bad hips, and became your new Fada. Now, back in your corner son

    Your grasp of biology is on a par with your appetite for felching. I salute.


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    #3569
    Gregor Samsa
    Registered Users Posts: 9,017 ✭✭✭Gregor Samsa


    I don't mind Jaffa Cakes being in a competition about biscuits. I'm an easygoing guy who doesn't have strong opinions about trivial things. Not one of these worked-up internet blow-hards who thinks the world owes them an audience for their uneducated opinions. Yeah, they're legally a cake, but they're kinda biscuity at the same time. I mean, it's all just a bit of fun.

    I do think that everyone who votes for them should get a free home consultation from Dignitas, but that really goes without saying.


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    #3570
    Wayne Jarvis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,076 ✭✭✭Wayne Jarvis


    Green&Red wrote: »
    What the f**k did you expect you f**king inbred english c**t (sorry strawbs)
    I expect someone to admit they are wrong when proven so, obviously I know now I expected too much from a foul smelling human shaped mound of toejam like yourself.


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    #3571
    Wayne Jarvis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,076 ✭✭✭Wayne Jarvis


    IAMAMORON wrote: »
    The foul utterings of a deluded guttersnipe.
    Too tame. That's a compliment in this thread!


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