Ultimate Biscuit Tournament (Mod Note Post #1 and #984)

gerrybbadd

jimgoose wrote: »

Your grasp of biology is on a par with your appetite for felching. I salute.

My grasp on biology was fine when I was scuttling yer auld wan. Like the banshee she was, such was the looing out of her.

I'll admit, she did bring up the subject of feltching, but it seemed rather than having a true desire for the practise, she was secretly living out past hopes that the maneouver would have been applied prior to your conception

gerrybbadd

gerrybbadd wrote: »

Since I rode your mother bareback, curing her of her crippling bad hips, and became your new Fada. Now, back in your corner son

jimgoose

gerrybbadd wrote: »

My grasp on biology was fine when I was scuttling yer auld wan. Like the banshee she was, such was the looing out of her.

I'll admit, she did bring up the subject of feltching, but it seemed rather than having a true desire for the practise, she was secretly living out past hopes that the maneouver would have been applied prior to your conception

I don't believe for a moment that you ever grasp any biology aside from your own!

gerrybbadd

jimgoose wrote: »

I don't believe for a moment that you ever grasp any biology aside from your own!

Go and ask Big Mama for the truth. Ask her Who's the Daddy. She won't be long telling ya.

Funnily enough, now I think back on it, she had a set of nips on her like a pair of Jaffa Cakes. All areola so she was.

Stink of TCP off her though.

jimgoose

gerrybbadd wrote: »

Go and ask Big Mama for the truth. Ask her Who's the Daddy. She won't be long telling ya.

Funnily enough, now I think back on it, she had a set of nips on her like a pair of Jaffa Cakes. All areola so she was.

Stink of TCP off her though.

Where do you think I got my liking for Jaffa Cakes?

I didn't think she knew anything about networks, though...

gerrybbadd

jimgoose wrote: »

Where do you think I got my liking for Jaffa Cakes?

Legitimate LOL:D:D:D

Green&Red

Guy Person wrote: »

I expect someone to admit they are wrong when proven so, obviously I know now I expected too much from a foul smelling human shaped mound of toejam like yourself.

Its a different country you single digit IQ'd f**k

You do get that we're no longer part of the UK, there a long, long time ago we told them to f**k off, took us a while but we did

You know what that means?

It means their laws mean f**k all over here in the good old US of A Ireland

So they can call Ginger Spice a f**king biscuit and it doesn't matter to us

Deebles McBeebles

A chicken curry was just consumed and I fear it may be on the way out already.

Oh, sorry. Wrong thread.

Omackeral

Rats out, re-regs out, Brits out, tits out, Rich Tea out

EmmetSpiceland

Deebles McBeebles

Omackeral wrote: »

Rats out, re-regs out, Brits out, tits out, Rich Tea out

That the start of a rap tune yourself and the inmates are "dropping" soon?

How dare you tell tits to get out. Tits are welcome everywhere.

Deebles McBeebles

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

Genuinely how I imagine Sally Anne.

jammiedodgers

gerrybbadd wrote: »

Go and ask Big Mama for the truth. Ask her Who's the Daddy Fada. She won't be long telling ya.

Fixed

Wayne Jarvis

Green&Red wrote: »

Its a different country you single digit IQ'd f**k

You do get that we're no longer part of the UK, there a long, long time ago we told them to f**k off, took us a while but we did

You know what that means?

It means their laws mean f**k all over here in the good old US of A Ireland

So they can call Ginger Spice a f**king biscuit and it doesn't matter to us

You talk about my IQ when you ask for something, get shown the thing you asked to see then change the facts afterwards to suit your pathetic agenda. I'll post your quote again to see if maybe you realise your rancid stupidity but you probably won't.

Green&Red wrote: »

Do you happen to have the court report for that one?


No, maybe cause they never had a f**king court case over a biscuit you illiterate c**t

Ginger Spice is more likeable than you. As are Adolf Hitler, Pol Pot & Mao Zedong.

jimgoose

jammiedodgers wrote: »

Fixed

And you can Jam your Dodger into a blender an' all.

Deebles McBeebles

If a Jaffa Cake is a Protestant, and that can't be disputed, what kind of person would a chocolate Hobnob be?

EmmetSpiceland

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

If a Jaffa Cake is a Protestant, and that can't be disputed, what kind of person would a chocolate Hobnob be?

Tasty.

jimgoose

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

If a Jaffa Cake is a Protestant, and that can't be disputed, what kind of person would a chocolate Hobnob be?

Most Reverend Jude Thaddeus Okolo, the Papal Nuncio.

Deebles McBeebles

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

Tasty.

An Una Healy type, perhaps?

You would spend all day eating them but occasionally, just occasionally, you fancy a Mikado.

IAMAMORON

Where can I eat Una Healy?

Lil Sally Anne Jnr.

This thread has become very soppy and sentimental. Hob Knobs are snack food for fat adult babies who still keep a few star wars figurines in their bedroom who have foul smelling fungal nail infections and still live at home with their parents.

jimgoose

Lil Sally Anne Jnr. wrote: »

This thread has become very soppy and sentimental. Hob Knobs are snack food for fat adult babies who still keep a few star wars figurines in their bedroom who have foul smelling fungal nail infections and still live at home with their parents discerning, aristocratic types who grew up in the knowledge and appreciation of culture and finer things, as opposed to stunted, disease-riddled feral dolts who will eventually end up chained in cages flinging their own dung at fascinated Japanese tourists.

FYP!

EmmetSpiceland

Lil Sally Anne Jnr. wrote: »

This thread has become very soppy and sentimental. Hob Knobs are snack food for fat adult babies who still keep a few star wars figurines in their bedroom who have foul smelling fungal nail infections and still live at home with their parents.

Still a biscuit though. Regardless of their worthlessness.

Green&Red

I feel this will actually be a vote between whether a Jaffa Cake is a biscuit or not

Greyfox

Green&Red wrote: »

I feel this will actually be a vote between whether a Jaffa Cake is a biscuit or not

For those people who are intelligent, cool and ooze common sense its a biscuit. If you watch fair city then its a cake

Lil Sally Anne Jnr.

Rules are made to be broken E. Jaffa cakes are a superior product for the same occasion.

Jaffa Cakes are for troubadours and free-spirits. Hob Knobs are for boring individuals with bad body odour, few life prospects, and muffin-tops.

Wayne Jarvis

Lil Sally Anne Jnr. wrote: »

Rules are made to be broken E. Jaffa cakes are a superior product for the same occasion.

Jaffa Cakes are for troubadours and free-spirits. Hob Knobs are for boring individuals with bad body odour, few life prospects, and muffin-tops.

I like Jaffa Cakes and I dislike Hobnobs but I still have those 3 things. Your logic is as flawed as my body is smelly/life prospects are bad/belly is slim.

JohnnyFlash

Lil Sally Anne Jnr. wrote: »

Rules are made to be broken E. Jaffa cakes are a superior product for the same occasion.

Jaffa Cakes are for troubadours and free-spirits. Hob Knobs are for boring individuals with bad body odour, few life prospects, and muffin-tops.

Jaffa cakes are cakes as their moisture content is greater than 12%. Like the gusset of your dung coloured briefs.

Deebles McBeebles

Green&Red wrote: »

I feel this will actually be a vote between whether a Jaffa Cake is a biscuit or not

Hopefully. I am fully willing to embrace any underhanded tactics to insure a Hobnob victory. Jaffa Cakes will be the Hillary Clinton of tonights vote.

jimgoose

Lil Sally Anne Jnr. wrote: »

Rules are made to be broken E. Jaffa cakes are a superior product for the same occasion.

Jaffa Cakes are for troubadours and free-spirits. Hob Knobs are for boring individuals with bad body odour, few life prospects, and muffin-tops.

Q. Why did the cowboy have a Hob Knob?

A. From riding the range!