Ultimate Biscuit Tournament (Mod Note Post #1 and #984)

Gregor Samsa · 12-09-2019 4:56pm

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

Hopefully. I am fully willing to embrace any underhanded tactics to insure a Hobnob victory. Jaffa Cakes will be the Hillary Clinton of tonights vote.

LOCK THEM UP! LOCK THEM UP!

Leg End Reject · 12-09-2019 5:01pm

Have you mutant cnuts managed to start to vote yet, or are you still dribbling down your arsecrack faces?

Deebles McBeebles · 12-09-2019 5:07pm

Gregor Samsa wrote: »

LOCK THEM UP! LOCK THEM UP!

That's BEO-level stuff right there...better than that other guy....THE ONE WHO F*CKED HIS BADGE ON THE GROUND WHILE STILL WORKING LAST NIGHT...the disgust is so invasive its actually made me forget his name.

gwalk · 12-09-2019 5:09pm

I hope people realise what they are voting for...

Outing themselves as Marching Enthusiasts

Leg End Reject · 12-09-2019 5:10pm

BEO me gaping hole, wheres Mack? The fcuking ball sack has probably eloped with Emmet and they're busy putting 5c coins under their foreskins.

Wayne Jarvis · 12-09-2019 5:13pm

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

That's BEO-level stuff right there...better than that other guy....THE ONE WHO F*CKED HIS BADGE ON THE GROUND WHILE STILL WORKING LAST NIGHT...the disgust is so invasive its actually made me forget his name.

I have seen him referred to as cúnt a lot in this thread so I think that is his name. Just to clarify Deebles the name of the poster you have forgotten is cúnt.

Wayne Jarvis · 12-09-2019 5:14pm

Leg End Reject wrote: »

Have you mutant cnuts managed to start to vote yet, or are you still dribbling down your arsecrack faces?

You wish your face looked like my arsecrack.

JohnnyFlash · 12-09-2019 5:15pm

Guy Person wrote: »

You wish your face looked like my arsecrack.

8 inches wide and covered in piles?

Deebles McBeebles · 12-09-2019 5:16pm

Guy Person wrote: »

You wish your face looked like my arsecrack.

We all do.

Wayne Jarvis · 12-09-2019 5:17pm

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

8 inches wide and covered in piles?

I prefer the term hemmies instead of piles but yes.

Autosport · 12-09-2019 5:24pm

I'm placing my vote on Chocolate Hob Nobs as they are delicious, chocolatey and yummy and not like those awful devil cakes/biscuits

Leg End Reject · 12-09-2019 5:27pm

Autosport wrote: »

I'm placing my vote on Chocolate Hob Nobs as they are delicious, chocolatey and yummy and not like those awful devil cakes/biscuits

Bit keen there Auto, it hasn't kicked off yet. You're like dweebs shooting your load before you're out of the trap.

Autosport · 12-09-2019 5:29pm

Leg End Reject wrote: »

Bit keen there Auto, it hasn't kicked off yet. You're like dweebs shooting your load before you're out of the trap.

Is that a compliment your paying me

Deebles McBeebles · 12-09-2019 5:29pm

Autosport wrote: »

I'm placing my vote on Chocolate Hob Nobs as they are delicious, chocolatey and yummy and not like those awful devil cakes/biscuits

This chick gets it.

Leg End Reject wrote: »

Bit keen there Auto, it has kicked off yet. You're like dweebs shooting your load before you're out of the trap.

This one doesn't have the mental capacity to get anything other than pitying looks as she shuffles up the main street of whatever backward sh*tshow she comes from.

Leg End Reject · 12-09-2019 5:31pm

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

This chick gets it.

This one doesn't have the mental capacity to get anything other than pitying looks as she shuffles up the main street of whatever backward sh*tshow she comes from.

That would make her a genius compared to you, ya chromosomal fcuk show.

Earthhorse · 12-09-2019 5:32pm

He's going to start this tournament on my way home, isn't he, and you lot are going to vote for Hob Knobs like the pack of Hob Knobs that ye are.

Autosport · 12-09-2019 5:33pm

Leg End Reject wrote: »

That would make her a genius compared to you, ya chromosomal fcuk show.

Leg End did I ever mention how much I love the compliments you tell me

Now back down on your knees biitch and keep scrubbing those floors :P

Pintman Paddy Losty · 12-09-2019 5:33pm

Realistically who gives a flying ****. Biscuits are just not that interesting. The crisp tournement had passion as there was something at stake.

Not to mention the fact that cakes and bars and any kind of treat was included.

Waste of time.

Edit. Dark chocolate or caramel digestives should have won anyway.

Leg End Reject · 12-09-2019 5:34pm

Earthhorse wrote: »

He's going to start this tournament on my way home, isn't he, and you lot are going to vote for Hob Knobs like the pack of Hob Knobs that ye are.

Here's the charge of the fcuking tasteless brigade starting now.

Leg End Reject · 12-09-2019 5:35pm

Autosport wrote: »

Leg End did I ever mention how much I love the compliments you tell me

Now back down on your knees biitch and keep scrubbing those floors :P

I'll take the scrubbing brush to your car, let's see how fcuking amused you are then.

Deebles McBeebles · 12-09-2019 5:36pm

Leg End Reject wrote: »

That would make her a genius compared to you, ya chromosomal fcuk show.

Did you catch whatever that cjmc guy had or is it just your fat fingers?

Autosport · 12-09-2019 5:37pm

Leg End Reject wrote: »

I'll take the scrubbing brush to your car, let's see how fcuking amused you are then.

Ah babes you ok Hun xxx

IAMAMORON · 12-09-2019 5:38pm

I have to go out , I like to go cruising on Thursday evening, can I allocate a proxy or can I vote now?

Earthhorse · 12-09-2019 5:39pm

Pintman Paddy Losty wrote: »

Realistically who gives a flying ****. Biscuits are just not that interesting. The crisp tournement had passion as there was something at stake.

The problem with biscuits is they've no personality. Where are the banshees, the BMXers, the authentic American hotdog flavours, the Greek legends, the Johnny and his Onion Rings?

Don't blame us, PPL, blame the biscuit manufacturers and their god awful marketing.

Leg End Reject · 12-09-2019 5:40pm

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

Did you catch whatever that cjmc guy had or is it just your fat fingers?

Look up the words you don't understand asshat.

Greyfox · 12-09-2019 5:43pm

Pintman Paddy Losty wrote: »

Realistically who gives a flying ****. Biscuits are just not that interesting. The crisp tournement had passion as there was something at stake.

Nonsense, biscuits are more interesting than your life
Give me a cup of tea with jaffa cakes over any crisps

EmmetSpiceland · 12-09-2019 5:45pm

Greyfox wrote: »

Nonsense, biscuits are more interesting than your life
Give me a cup of tea with jaffa cakes over any crisps

You chose poorly.

Hannibal_Smith · 12-09-2019 5:47pm

IAMAMORON wrote: »

I have to go out , I like to go cruising on Thursday evening, can I allocate a proxy or can I vote now?

The rules seem very tight around here....but in case it doesn't count and if you're going to vote for Jaffa Cakes, risk it :P:D

EmmetSpiceland · 12-09-2019 5:48pm

Hannibal_Smith wrote: »

The rules seem very tight around here....but in case it doesn't count and if you're going to vote for Jaffa Cakes, risk it :P:D

Sounds like a poxy proxy.

Necro · 12-09-2019 5:49pm

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

That's BEO-level stuff right there...better than that other guy....THE ONE WHO F*CKED HIS BADGE ON THE GROUND WHILE STILL WORKING LAST NIGHT...the disgust is so invasive its actually made me forget his name.

That was me you cum-infested spunk nugget.

And I hung it up, I have more respect for the imaginary position than to desecrate the badge by throwing it on the floor.

Pretzill is the new deputy here I'm just one of the common riff-raff now

Ultimate Biscuit Tournament (Mod Note Post #1 and #984)

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