Ultimate Biscuit Tournament (Mod Note Post #1 and #984)

Deebles McBeebles

F*ckin Party Rings.

Lemon sh*t and now icing sh*t? I am going to have a severe episode if this keeps up.

Uncharted

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

Party Rings.

A great biscuit for a kid’s birthday party. Throw them onto a block of ice cream with a few smarties and you’ve got a “car” cake.

Thanks for the cookery tip, Mr Saville . :rolleyes:

Roger Hassenforder

Stow it bitches, we've moved on

gerrybbadd

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

F*ckin Party Rings.

Lemon sh*t and now icing sh*t? I am going to have a severe episode if this keeps up.

*EastEnders drums intensifies

Lil Sally Anne Jnr.

Interesting side note: Donkeys (real donkeys, not the low IQ riff raff in this thread) love Jackob's Ginger Nut Biscuits.

gwalk

Has some nerd... sorry has anyone done a list of the results so far?

Uncharted

Lil Sally Anne Jnr. wrote: »

Interesting side note: Donkeys (real donkeys, not the low IQ riff raff in this thread) love Jackob's Ginger Nut Biscuits.

I'd say they would really lose their minds for the Jacobs ones. Much nicer.

Omackeral

Awh FFS I'm gonna get lashed out of it here. Right, full disclosure, I struggled to get 64 biscuits so there are a few questionable inclusions. Think of it as Asian teams being invited to the Copa America or the Aussies being in Eurovision.

2 Finger Kit Kat



VS

Marietta

Lil Sally Anne Jnr.

Uncharted wrote: »

I'd say they would really lose their minds for the Jacobs ones. Much nicer.

Hee Haw Hee Haw!

Will I Am Not

Omackeral wrote: »

Party Rings

F#ck off!!

Westernyelp

he's lost it

Omackeral

gerrybbadd wrote: »

Would there be a Kit Kat involved in this "break"

Funny you mentioned that :pac:

Necro

gwalk wrote: »

Has some nerd... sorry has anyone done a list of the results so far?

I might be a BEO but that's not my department. I'm here to shout at people for not voting, post gifs and just be a general nuisance.

Lil Sally Anne Jnr.

Marietta (whatever the phuck that is) because they are, um, a biscuit, and not a bar??

Leg End Reject

Lil Sally Anne Jnr. wrote: »

Interesting side note: Donkeys (real donkeys, not the low IQ riff raff in this thread) love Jackob's Ginger Nut Biscuits.

Jackob's? No wonder you're still talking about crisps.

Earthhorse

Marietta because it’s actually a biscuit.

kitkat because they're not a flat piece of nothing

Necro

Kit Kat :pac:

Mainly to piss off the purists.

Also cos they are fooking awesome and Marietta are a poor cousin of the digestive biscuit.

KitKat because bland Marietta's can f*ck right off.

JohnnyFlash

What’s the difference between a kit-kat and your wife? You only get 4 fingers in a kit-kat.

gerrybbadd

Kit Kat. Not even a competition here. Chocolate goodness vs that shyte? Kit Kat all day

gwalk

Kit Kat, always fun to dip two fingers in

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

Marietta because they are at least a biscuit. Lashings of salty butter and they're almost palatable.

Ted_YNWA

dxhound2005 wrote: »

Which is useful for keeping your sewing kit in.

The absolute anger and rage you get when you open a tin & all you see is an assortment of needles & thread.

It would drive a man to go for the Iced Gems as a last resort.

EmmetSpiceland

Omackeral wrote: »

Awh FFS I'm gonna get lashed out of it here. Right, full disclosure, I struggled to get 64 biscuits so there are a few questionable inclusions. Think of it as Asian teams being invited to the Copa America or the Aussies being in Eurovision.

2 Finger Kit Kat



VS

Marietta

I’d much prefer the bar but as this is a biscuit contest my vote will go to the weak-ass Marietta.

Because it’s a biscuit.

Leg End Reject

Kit Kat.

Leave the bland Marietta to the Chickatee losers.

honeybear

Marietta!!! We used to put slabs of butter between them and dip in tea ... we were very deprived. I even remember a fight involving a packet of Marietta ... in front of “THE VISITORS”!!!

Badly Drunk Boy

Kit Kat because of their chocolatey, wafer loveliness, as opposed to the boring nothingness of Marietta.

Earthhorse

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

What’s the difference between a kit-kat and your wife? You only get 4 fingers in a kit-kat.

Joke's on you, I don’t have a Kit Kat.

I prefer kitkats as mariettas must be the blandest biscuit around but my vote is for mariettas as it's actually a biscuit. A low bar I know.

gerrybbadd

Omackeral wrote: »

Funny you mentioned that :pac:

I await being accused of being Omackeral

Baggly

Kit Kat.

To anger Emmet.

Omackeral

Lil Sally Anne Jnr. wrote: »

Marietta (whatever the phuck that is) because they are, um, a biscuit, and not a bar??

That's fair.

Ted_YNWA

Kit kats, Mariata are like eating compacted sand.

adox

Kit Kat( who could have seen that coming!) cause they are great with tea and coffee and Marietta are just butchers floor sawdust held together with some sugar.

Earthhorse

honeybear wrote: »

Marietta!!! We used to put slabs of butter between them and dip in tea ... we were very deprived. I even remember a fight involving a packet of Marietta ... in front of “THE VISITORS”!!!

You had biscuits in Area 51?

Uncharted

When Omackeral said he was working in a prison,I presumed he was a warden........


Not working in the prison cubicles ,getting high as fcuk from the fumes of his vat of prison hooch !!!!!

What the fcuk are you playing at man ??!!!!

Kitkat v Marietta !!! huh??

DAFUQ ???!!!!!

Deebles McBeebles

Necro wrote: »

I might be a BEO but that's not my department. I'm here to shout at people for not voting, post gifs and just be a general nuisance.

BEO - Who was that counter c*nt from the last one? Anyone good with maths and caring about the results and not a complete dickhead? Job going if you fill those criteria.

Ward J. Littell

Ward J. Littell wrote: »

A low bar I know.

i see what you did there

Baggly

Deebles McBeebles wrote:

BEO - Who was that counter c*nt from the last one? Anyone good with maths and caring about the results and not a complete dickhead? Job going if you fill those criteria.

You are doing a great job 0% of the time.

normanoffside

Lil Sally Anne Jnr. wrote: »

Marietta (whatever the phuck that is) because they are, um, a biscuit, and not a bar??

2 finger kit-kats qualify as a biscuit IMO. Now stick those two fingers up your hole.

I vote 2 finger kit-kat.

Earthhorse

Ward J. Littell wrote: »

I prefer kitkats as mariettas must be the blandest biscuit around but my vote is for mariettas as it's actually a biscuit. A low bar I know.

A low biscuit.

Degag

kit kat

gerrybbadd

honeybear wrote: »

Marietta!!! We used to put slabs of butter between them and dip in tea ... we were very deprived. I even remember a fight involving a packet of Marietta ... in front of “THE VISITORS”!!!

Ye were ya. Slabs of butter? Ffs all we had when we were Young was tubs of own brand "vegetable oil spread". We also had to walk 13 miles to school in the snow, with no shoes on, and 2 stone of school books in our bags.

Autosport

Marietta as they are delicious with butter

Earthhorse

Earthhorse wrote: »

A low biscuit.

too late. as usual

EmmetSpiceland

Baggly wrote: »

Kit Kat.

To anger Emmet.

Just think how annoyed I’ll be when the Moro wins the whole thing??

Necro

Ted_YNWA wrote:

Kit kats, Mariata are like eating compacted sand.

Most apt description ever. Marrietas are horrendous.

Omackeral

Lads... Kit Kat has won 8-6.

It's like if London GAA won the Connacht Championship.

honeybear

Earthhorse wrote: »

You had biscuits in Area 51?

What’s Area 51?