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Ultimate Biscuit Tournament (Mod Note Post #1 and #984)

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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,061 ✭✭✭secondrowgal


    Nice, not because they are nice (they f**king aren’t) but because my husband who wanted to throw me out on account of the Great Crisp Fiasco, but never followed through (ooo arrr) loves bourbons.

    Take that you lily livered cheese eating surrender monkey!


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,055 ✭✭✭JohnnyFlash


    Earthhorse wrote: »
    Bourbon because I can act like a mad lad the next day in the office by e.g. "I was on my fifth Bourbon by half seven last night, lads".

    They think I mean biscuits but I’m just masking my alcohol addiction.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,107 ✭✭✭gwalk


    honeybear wrote: »
    Bourbon - taste improves with moisture (that sounds a bit weird)


    So did my ex but I wouldnt vote for her


  • Registered Users Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    You wouldn't know what to do with me, you limp dicked fcuktard.

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  • Registered Users Posts: 22,262 ✭✭✭✭Autosport


    You had me at baton, dweebs. Sure I can finish myself to take the pressure off you.

    :eek: :eek:




    Get a room you 2 ;):D


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  • Registered Users Posts: 10,744 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    Bourbon, a quality tea dunker. The Nice is just forgettable, at best.

    “It is not blood that makes you Irish but a willingness to be part of the Irish nation” - Thomas Davis



  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    2 of my favourites, I'll say bourbons,the Nice stick to my teeth. 3😛


  • Registered Users Posts: 81,310 CMod ✭✭✭✭coffee_cake


    Nice, not because they are nice (they f**king aren’t) but because my husband who wanted to throw me out on account of the Great Crisp Fiasco, but never followed through (ooo arrr) loves bourbons.

    Take that you lily livered cheese eating surrender monkey!

    these tournaments can definitely break up families
    himself has voted opposite for every single biscuit

    every single one.


  • Registered Users Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    Official Count... Bourbon wins 8-3


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,301 ✭✭✭✭gerrybbadd


    Have ye ever tried to dunk a Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese (thanks Necro)

    Load of aul shyte in the bottom of your cup the second it comes in contact with even the steam off your tea


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  • Registered Users Posts: 17,018 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    Autosport wrote: »
    :eek: :eek:




    Get a room you 2 ;):D

    Back seat of your car Auto, you won't just have puke to worry about anymore. :pac:


  • Registered Users Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    Earthhorse wrote: »
    Bourbon because I can act like a mad lad the next day in the office by e.g. "I was on my fifth Bourbon by half seven last night, lads".

    They think I mean biscuits but I’m just masking my alcohol addiction.

    Deebles, upgrade this scumbag to a Biscuit Enforcement Officer


  • Registered Users Posts: 14,714 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    bluewolf wrote: »
    these tournaments can definitely break up families
    himself has voted opposite for every single biscuit

    every single one.

    I don’t know how to feel about this because you’ve a good voting record but also you're pro Oreos or Proreos are we like to say.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,061 ✭✭✭secondrowgal


    Omackeral wrote: »
    Official Count... Bourbon wins 8-3
    Where are the BEOs!! FIX!!!!!!!!!


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,301 ✭✭✭✭gerrybbadd


    Where are the BEOs!! FIX!!!!!!!!!

    WTF is a BEO?


  • Registered Users Posts: 19,017 ✭✭✭✭adox


    gerrybbadd wrote: »
    Have ye ever tried to dunk a Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese (thanks Necro)

    Load of aul shyte in the bottom of your cup the second it comes in contact with even the steam off your piss

    FYP.


  • Registered Users Posts: 81,310 CMod ✭✭✭✭coffee_cake


    Earthhorse wrote: »
    I don’t know how to feel about this because you’ve a good voting record but also you're pro Oreos or Proreos are we like to say.

    we don't like to say


  • Registered Users Posts: 22,262 ✭✭✭✭Autosport


    Back seat of your car Auto, you won't just have puke to worry about anymore. :pac:

    Not biscuit crumbs :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,791 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    Omackeral wrote: »
    Deebles, upgrade this scumbag to a Biscuit Enforcement Officer

    Earthhorse, welcome to the machine.

    Your only power is to make your text bold so its looks all f*ckin cool like.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,061 ✭✭✭secondrowgal


    gerrybbadd wrote: »
    WTF is a BEO?

    A couple of lads/lassies drunk with (self-appointed) power.

    Useless shower of **** pheasants the lot of them.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 20,993 ✭✭✭✭dxhound2005


    You can get 22 Bourbons for the price of one Chocolate Kimberley in Tesco. Does that make any sense?


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,055 ✭✭✭JohnnyFlash


    Listen, Chocolate Hobnobs are going to win. Wrap this fiasco up.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,791 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    Back seat of your car Auto, you won't just have puke to worry about anymore. :pac:

    The blood will be more worrying from a cleaning POV.
    Where are the BEOs!! FIX!!!!!!!!!

    BEO - F*ck off, trying to get my forum hole here.


  • Registered Users Posts: 81,310 CMod ✭✭✭✭coffee_cake


    Listen, Chocolate Hobnobs are going to win. Wrap this fiasco up.

    ok ok, choc hobnobs beat oreos


  • Registered Users, Subscribers Posts: 47,305 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    You can get 22 Bourbons for the price of one Chocolate Kimberley in Tesco. Does that make any sense?

    Exchange rate seems wrong. Did you mean 220 of those manky yokes for one delicious chocolate Kimberly? That sounds a bit fairer.


  • Registered Users Posts: 19,017 ✭✭✭✭adox


    You can get 22 Bourbons for the price of one Chocolate Kimberley in Tesco. Does that make any sense?

    Only if they are selling loose biscuits in Tesco.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,372 ✭✭✭Westernyelp


    Listen, Chocolate Hobnobs are going to win. Wrap this fiasco up.

    G'way with yer chocolate knobknobs


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,301 ✭✭✭✭gerrybbadd


    bluewolf wrote: »
    ok ok, choc hobnobs beat oreos

    Of course they do. Oreos are an abomination


  • Registered Users Posts: 35,024 ✭✭✭✭Baggly


    Let's be having a digestive to vote for. I've posters to be riling up.

    Riling people up is a valid reason, right?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 14,714 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    Earthhorse, welcome to the machine.

    Your only power is to make your text bold so its looks all f*ckin cool like.

    I vow to carry out this job with the same care and attention that I do my actual job when I resume posting which I will resume paying attention to once this tournament is over.


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