Ultimate Biscuit Tournament (Mod Note Post #1 and #984)

Omackeral

Trigger Warning: May contain traces of bar.

Rocky



VS

Penguin

coffee_cake

gerrybbadd wrote: »

Of course they do. Oreos are an abomination

i'll fight you

I'LL FIGHT ALLA YOU

honeybear

Penguin - I love Penguins!

JohnnyFlash

Baggly wrote: »

Let's be having a digestive to vote for. I've posters to be riling up.

Riling people up is a valid reason, right?

Riling people up is one of the reasons the internet was invented.

coffee_cake

penguins because they have that middle layer and also are nicer

Lil Sally Anne Jnr.

A few retrospective notes on the competion:

So, I had my first packet of Manhattan's last week (anyone living in Cork that wants to know where to find a packet PM me). Packaging is very classy, but on opening, and after my first bite, I wasn't quite sure, which is unusual for me. Actually quite a distinctive tasting crisp, which is worth noting. Usually I prefer softer, oiler crisps (as opposed to the posh crisps that are around these days Bistro, Keogh's, Tipperary, which have a more robust form factor), and these lay ever so slightly beyond that wafer thin goodness I so enjoy in Taytos, but, I found myself in a comfortable middle ground that I was suprised to enjoy. Strong taste, and my third and forth crisps were a joy. Highly recommend, and can understand the fuss.

Also had my first packet of Johnny Onion Rings last week. These, for me, were a bit of a let down after reading the rave reviews in the competion thread. I prefer Perry. Would have given the second half of the packet to a dog or pigeon if I hadn't been traipsing along beside a link road thinking about how quickly the evenings are coming in.

Had several packets of Meanies during the week, but had somehow missed their transferral over to the Tayto company? I'm a major KP fan and was a bit disappointed about this. Also wondering if the bumper packs for sharing taste better than the little "Mega Meannies" packs. Maybe someone can elucidate.

Finally, I just had my first packet of McCoy's Flame Grilled Steak a few minutes ago. I was pretty harsh on McCoys during the competiton, I never liked the branding (I seem to remember a school bus full of acne-ridden, uniformed school girls all eating McCoys at the Rock of Cashel twenty years ago, and I think that put me off), but for someone that never really eats bacon or beef flavoured crisps, I found them... tasy enough. What I will say is that immediately on finishing the McCoys, I had a couple of regular Cheese and Onion Taytos and they still wiped the floor with the McCoys, but I won't be so quick to judge in the future.

Earthhorse

Penguins

They taste great and most of the posters in this thread appear to write jokes for them so wouldn’t want them losing their jobs.

Both bars. Acceptable as a once off novelty round but the winner should not proceed in the tournament.

Westernyelp

It can only be the Penguin. they have put the time in in fairness

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

Which bar to vote through as a biscuit. Tough one....Penguin.

appledrop

Wft these are not biscuits?

What's next a kit Kat?

The power has gone to your head Omackeral.

Baggly

Lil Sally Anne Jnr. wrote:

Finally, I just had my first packet of McCoy's Flame Grilled Steak a few minutes ago. I was pretty harsh on McCoys during the competiton, I never liked the branding (I seem to remember a school bus full of acne-ridden, uniformed school girls all eating McCoys at the Rock of Cashel twenty years ago, and I think that put me off), but for someone that never really eats bacon or beef flavoured crisps, I found them... tasy enough. What I will say is that immediately on finishing the McCoys, I had a couple of regular Cheese and Onion Taytos and they still wiped the floor with the McCoys, but I won't be so quick to judge in the future.

Are you lost?

normanoffside

Penguins because they are one of my favourites.
Have it all: chocolate biscuit and cream.

secondrowgal

Omackeral wrote: »

Trigger Warning: May contain traces of bar.

Rocky



VS

Penguin

Tim Tams or GTFO

coffee_cake

Earthhorse wrote: »

Penguins

They taste great and most of the posters in this thread appear to write jokes for them so wouldn’t want them losing their jobs.

you called me slow last time and this person's here on about crisps

gwalk

Rocky

**** penguins and their ****e jokes

adox

Chocolate bars. Chocolate fûcking bars.

Omackeral is either on the piss or taking it.

Omackeral

honeybear wrote: »

Penguin - I love Penguins!

Better and less wankpheasanty reason please.

Penguin. Bite off the bottom corner and the opposite top corner and suck your tea through it! Yum!

Roger Hassenforder

Rockys

P P P P ick up a PISS OFF YOU CNUT

Autosport

Penguin as I like their jokes

honeybear

Omackeral wrote: »

Better and less wankpheasanty reason please.

They have jokes on the packets?

Necro

PENGUIN!!!!!!

Because they are epic and awesome

Omackeral

Ward J. Littell wrote: »

Both bars. Acceptable as a once off novelty round but the winner should not proceed in the tournament.

This is a fair viewpoint and I respect your diplomacy.

Ted_YNWA

More fekking Foxes

Just to be spiteful, going to vote Penguin

JohnnyFlash

Earthhorse wrote: »

Penguins

They taste great and most of the posters in this thread appear to write jokes for them so wouldn’t want them losing their jobs.

Waddle we do when they get knocked out in this round?

gwalk

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Penguin. Bite off the bottom corner and the opposite top corner and suck your tea through it! Yum!

Sidenote but that's basically the only thing a twix is good for

Sucking tea

Baggly

Rockys. Prefer a chocolate covered biscuit bar to a chocolate biscuit flavour chocolate covered biscuit bar.

Earthhorse

bluewolf wrote: »

you called me slow last time and this person's here on about crisps

Yeah, but you were up just so consistently...senile...it had to be said.

Penguins here too.