Ultimate Biscuit Tournament (Mod Note Post #1 and #984)

Omackeral

appledrop wrote: »

Wft these are not biscuits?

What's next a kit Kat?

The power has gone to your head Omackeral.

You can shut your fcuking face right now is what you can do. Appledrop, wouldn't even be top 10 in a hard boiled sweet contest. The hack of ye.

Necro

secondrowgal wrote: »

A couple of lads/lassies drunk with (self-appointed) power.

Useless shower of **** pheasants the lot of them.

**** this pheasant you flutebag

Leg End Reject

Penguins, a well dressed, noble bar like the bird and more cheese in the jokes than dweebs microcock.

Squall Leonhart

Rocky bars, better chocolate. Penguins taste like oily crap chocolate

PS, these are ridiculous in a biscuit contest

JohnnyFlash

Lil Sally Anne Jnr. wrote: »

A few retrospective notes on the competion:

So, I had my first packet of Manhattan's last week (anyone living in Cork that wants to know where to find a packet PM me). Packaging is very classy, but on opening, and after my first bite, I wasn't quite sure, which is unusual for me. Actually quite a distinctive tasting crisp, which is worth noting. Usually I prefer softer, oiler crisps (as opposed to the posh crisps that are around these days Bistro, Keogh's, Tipperary, which have a more robust form factor), and these lay ever so slightly beyond that wafer thin goodness I so enjoy in Taytos, but, I found myself in a comfortable middle ground that I was suprised to enjoy. Strong taste, and my third and forth crisps were a joy. Highly recommend, and can understand the fuss.

Also had my first packet of Johnny Onion Rings last week. These, for me, were a bit of a let down after reading the rave reviews in the competion thread. I prefer Perry. Would have given the second half of the packet to a dog or pigeon if I hadn't been traipsing along beside a link road thinking about how quickly the evenings are coming in.

Had several packets of Meanies during the week, but had somehow missed their transferral over to the Tayto company? I'm a major KP fan and was a bit disappointed about this. Also wondering if the bumper packs for sharing taste better than the little "Mega Meannies" packs. Maybe someone can elucidate.

Finally, I just had my first packet of McCoy's Flame Grilled Steak a few minutes ago. I was pretty harsh on McCoys during the competiton, I never liked the branding (I seem to remember a school bus full of acne-ridden, uniformed school girls all eating McCoys at the Rock of Cashel twenty years ago, and I think that put me off), but for someone that never really eats bacon or beef flavoured crisps, I found them... tasy enough. What I will say is that immediately on finishing the McCoys, I had a couple of regular Cheese and Onion Taytos and they still wiped the floor with the McCoys, but I won't be so quick to judge in the future.

Glad to hear a man with your refined palate and initiate sense of good taste enjoyed Manhattan.

coffee_cake

Earthhorse wrote: »

Yeah, but you were up just so consistently...senile...it had to be said.

btw i hear there is a beers soon??

Omackeral

Omackeral wrote: »

Better and less wankpheasanty reason please.

honeybear wrote: »

They have jokes on the packets?

Excellent.

gwalk

gwalk wrote: »

Sidenote but that's basically the only thing a twix is good for

Sucking tea

Will try!

Roger Hassenforder

Next up:

Terrys Chocolate Orange
V
Black Forest Gateau

EmmetSpiceland

appledrop wrote: »

Wft these are not biscuits?

What's next a kit Kat?

The power has gone to your head Omackeral.

Excellent point, well said.

Omackeral

Penguins win 8-2 as I begin to fear a mutiny.

adox

Deleted User wrote: »

Penguins here too.

Antarctica?

Necro

Lil Sally Anne Jnr. wrote: »

A few retrospective notes on the competion:

So, I had my first packet of Manhattan's last week (anyone living in Cork that wants to know where to find a packet PM me). Packaging is very classy, but on opening, and after my first bite, I wasn't quite sure, which is unusual for me. Actually quite a distinctive tasting crisp, which is worth noting. Usually I prefer softer, oiler crisps (as opposed to the posh crisps that are around these days Bistro, Keogh's, Tipperary, which have a more robust form factor), and these lay ever so slightly beyond that wafer thin goodness I so enjoy in Taytos, but, I found myself in a comfortable middle ground that I was suprised to enjoy. Strong taste, and my third and forth crisps were a joy. Highly recommend, and can understand the fuss.

Also had my first packet of Johnny Onion Rings last week. These, for me, were a bit of a let down after reading the rave reviews in the competion thread. I prefer Perry. Would have given the second half of the packet to a dog or pigeon if I hadn't been traipsing along beside a link road thinking about how quickly the evenings are coming in.

Had several packets of Meanies during the week, but had somehow missed their transferral over to the Tayto company? I'm a major KP fan and was a bit disappointed about this. Also wondering if the bumper packs for sharing taste better than the little "Mega Meannies" packs. Maybe someone can elucidate.

Finally, I just had my first packet of McCoy's Flame Grilled Steak a few minutes ago. I was pretty harsh on McCoys during the competiton, I never liked the branding (I seem to remember a school bus full of acne-ridden, uniformed school girls all eating McCoys at the Rock of Cashel twenty years ago, and I think that put me off), but for someone that never really eats bacon or beef flavoured crisps, I found them... tasy enough. What I will say is that immediately on finishing the McCoys, I had a couple of regular Cheese and Onion Taytos and they still wiped the floor with the McCoys, but I won't be so quick to judge in the future.

Get the fcuk out of here with your crisp philosophising. That ended weeks ago, did you literally just sit there pontificating about crisps since then?

honeybear

Omackeral wrote: »

Excellent.

OMack, I’m in shock ... no more Mr. Nasty?

appledrop

Roger Hassenforder wrote: »

Next up:

Terrys Chocolate Orange
V
Black Forest Gateau

Brilliant!

Franz Von Peppercorn II

Roger Hassenforder wrote: »

Next up:

Terrys Chocolate Orange
V
Black Forest Gateau

Listen, son, If Oakmackeral says those are biscuits; then they are biscuits.

Uncharted

Right,what the fcuks goin on here ??


Late to the party, brief synopsis please nurse.

Roger Hassenforder

Theres some absolute shît on offer tonight.
I'd sooner have no biscuit than some of the tasteless, textureless crap some of you nutsack faced philistines call biscuits

Franz Von Peppercorn II

Next up:

Fry’s chocolate cream

vs

The Eiffel Tower.

Omackeral

Party Rings



VS

Chocolate Kimberley

Earthhorse

Uncharted wrote: »

Right,what the fcuks goin on here ??


Late to the party, brief synopsis please nurse.

Choco Leibniz has been knocked out.

boards is getting ready to celebrate its first murder.

coffee_cake

Uncharted wrote: »

Right,what the fcuks goin on here ??


Late to the party, brief synopsis please nurse.

chocolate bars, crisps, abuse
and bed time

Lil Sally Anne Jnr.

Necro wrote: »

Get the fcuk out of here with your crisp philosophising. That ended weeks ago, did you literally just sit there pontificating about crisps since then?

Let me guess. A Salt and Vinegar Hula Hoop eater?



Prick.

Uncharted

Earthhorse wrote: »

Choco Leibniz has been knocked out.

boards is getting ready to celebrate its first murder.

Cool. Business as usual I see.

Missed nothing so.

Penguins. I wasn't allowed them and envied the kids with them in their lunchboxes in primary school, and they've never lost that elusive air of forbidden fruit. In fact, thinking about eating them is probably better than actually eating them.

Mikado are disgusting and have no place in a civilized society.

Leg End Reject

Uncharted wrote: »

Right,what the fcuks goin on here ??


Late to the party, brief synopsis please nurse.

It's a biscuit tournament, dweebs has a microcock and the **** pheasants are revolting against the inclusion of cakes and bars.

coffee_cake

kimberley of course. there's chocolate, there's biscuit, there's marshmallow. it's a whole meal

Deebles McBeebles

Leg End Reject wrote: »

Penguins, a well dressed, noble bar like the bird and more cheese in the jokes jocks than dweebs microcock.

FYP

gerrybbadd

Party rings me hole. No literally, I had a wild dose of the runs earlier.

The chocolate yokes take it here. Both awful, awful shyte though

cdeb

Jaysus. This one's tough.

Both lovely, but I haven't seen Party Rings in ages, while I had a chocolate Kimberley last week. So my instinct was that right now, I'd have a party ring