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Ultimate Biscuit Tournament (Mod Note Post #1 and #984)

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    #572
    coffee_cake
    Registered Users Posts: 81,310 CMod ✭✭✭✭coffee_cake


    Lil Sally Anne Jnr. wrote: »
    Let me guess. A Salt and Vinegar Hula Hoop eater?



    Prick.

    screw you s&v hh are life


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    #573
    Degag
    Registered Users Posts: 9,972 ✭✭✭Degag


    Kimberly


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    #574
    gwalk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,107 ✭✭✭gwalk


    Chocolate Kimberley

    Could mill through a full packet of party rings and they wouldn't even touch the sides

    Useless little yokes


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    #575
    adox
    Registered Users Posts: 19,017 ✭✭✭✭adox


    Chocolate Kimberley. Now we are talking. The sophisticated lump of oil and sugar. Gets my vote.


    What the **** are the other yokes? Something made on Blue Peter.


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    #576
    honeybear
    Registered Users Posts: 5,648 ✭✭✭honeybear


    Kimberley bec they are individually wrapped & taste lovely


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    #577
    gerrybbadd
    Registered Users Posts: 10,301 ✭✭✭✭gerrybbadd


    Leg End Reject wrote: »
    It's a biscuit tournament, dweebs has a microcock and the **** pheasants are revolting against the inclusion of cakes and bars.

    Careful now Leg End. Some fellas get off on cock shaming


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    #578
    Westernyelp
    Registered Users Posts: 2,372 ✭✭✭Westernyelp


    Someone has been raiding their granny's biscuit tin a lot lately. shaggin party rings? rank. kimberley gets my ballot


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    #579
    Roger Hassenforder
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,555 ✭✭✭Roger Hassenforder


    Like my condoms, elite.
    Not with a hole in the middle.

    Kimberley it is


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    #580
    Necro
    Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 51,460 Mod ✭✭✭✭Necro


    Lil Sally Anne Jnr. wrote: »
    Let me guess. A Salt and Vinegar Hula Hoop eater?



    Prick.

    What the fcuk would I do with Hula Hoops? They taste like sh1te and they're too small to put round my massive knob.

    Bacon Fries fan here. Death to Meanies.

    Anyways back to the biscuits.


    Vote here for Party Rings because ginger biscuits are an abomination.

    Covered in chocolate and they're even worse.


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    #581
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,052 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Kimberley. The other things are usually sold as paving slabs.


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    #582
    EmmetSpiceland
    Registered Users Posts: 10,744 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    Party Rings.

    A great biscuit for a kid’s birthday party. Throw them onto a block of ice cream with a few smarties and you’ve got a “car” cake.

    Kimberley’s are ones you wouldn’t give to your dog.

    “It is not blood that makes you Irish but a willingness to be part of the Irish nation” - Thomas Davis



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    #583
    coffee_cake
    Registered Users Posts: 81,310 CMod ✭✭✭✭coffee_cake


    Roger Hassenforder wrote: »
    Like my condoms, elite.
    Not with a hole in the middle.

    is that not what they're for


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    #584
    Leg End Reject
    Registered Users Posts: 17,018 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    Chocolate Kimberley. Kimberley are majestic on their own and it's hard to believe they could be improved, but improved they are with chocolate.
    https://forumofgames.com/index.php




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    #585
    Baggly
    Registered Users Posts: 35,024 ✭✭✭✭Baggly


    Leg End Reject wrote:
    Chocolate Kimberley. Kimberley are majestic on their own and it's hard to believe they could be improved, but improved they are with chocolate.


    Seconded.

    Plus they come in a tin.


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    #586
    Roger Hassenforder
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,555 ✭✭✭Roger Hassenforder


    bluewolf wrote: »
    is that not what they're for

    At a kids party?
    You sick paedo


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    #587
    adox
    Registered Users Posts: 19,017 ✭✭✭✭adox


    Candie wrote: »
    Penguins. I wasn't allowed them and envied the kids with them in their lunchboxes in primary school, and they've never lost that elusive air of forbidden fruit. In fact, thinking about eating them is probably better than actually eating them.

    This isn’t Dr fûcking Phil!


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    #588
    Omackeral
    Registered Users Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    8-2 to Kimberley as everyone devolves into fucking madness as usual. Few more matches left before we take a break.


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    #589
    Uncharted
    Registered Users Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭Uncharted


    Chocolate Kimberly wins this round.

    They're scum,but they're vastly superior to that other sh1te.

    Like mini discs in icing. Wtf ??


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    #590
    Zaph
    Registered Users, Subscribers Posts: 47,305 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    Chocolate Kimberly. I was initially not sure when I heard they were making them, but I need not have worried for they are magnificent.


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    #591
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    There is no contest here. The thin nothingness of a party ring compared to the glorious chocolatey and marshmallowy and crumbly biscuityness of a chocolate Kimberley. My God. I have no words.


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    #592
    Archeron
    Registered Users Posts: 6,268 ✭✭✭Archeron


    Party rings coz they are actually nice and you get millions of them in a pack, Kimberly tastes like a small chocolate dipped cushion.


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    #593
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    Kimberley, no contest here.


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    #594
    Lil Sally Anne Jnr.
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 600 ✭✭✭Lil Sally Anne Jnr.


    Kimberlys should be nice, but they're too... dense for me.

    If I'm looking for biscuits that look like boils and sores full of puss on a leper's ballsack I prefer Tunock's Teacakes.

    I vote Party Rings just because if you offered me the choice right now, that's what I'd go for.


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    #595
    dxhound2005
    Registered Users Posts: 20,993 ✭✭✭✭dxhound2005


    Baggly wrote: »
    Seconded.

    Plus they come in a tin.

    Which is useful for keeping your sewing kit in.


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    #596
    Leg End Reject
    Registered Users Posts: 17,018 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    gerrybbadd wrote: »
    Careful now Leg End. Some fellas get off on cock shaming

    Just as well I'm a lady so.
    https://forumofgames.com/index.php




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    #597
    appledrop
    Registered Users Posts: 5,909 ✭✭✭appledrop


    Kimberley are disgusting. Cant stand ginger biscuits.


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    #598
    coffee_cake
    Registered Users Posts: 81,310 CMod ✭✭✭✭coffee_cake


    Lil Sally Anne Jnr. wrote: »
    Kimberlys should be nice, but they're too... dense for me.

    If I'm looking for biscuits that look like boils and sores full of puss on a leper's ballsack I prefer Tunock's Teacakes.

    I vote Party Rings just because if you offered me the choice right now, that's what I'd go for.

    you're too dense


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    #599
    honeybear
    Registered Users Posts: 5,648 ✭✭✭honeybear


    Does this thread offer proxy voting?


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    #600
    gerrybbadd
    Registered Users Posts: 10,301 ✭✭✭✭gerrybbadd


    Omackeral wrote: »
    8-2 to Kimberley as everyone devolves into fucking madness as usual. Few more matches left before we take a break.

    Would there be a Kit Kat involved in this "break"


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    #601
    Earthhorse
    Registered Users Posts: 14,714 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    honeybear wrote: »
    Does this thread offer proxy voting?

    No. Only poxy voting.


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