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Ultimate Biscuit Tournament (Mod Note Post #1 and #984)

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  • Registered Users Posts: 5,791 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    F*ckin Party Rings.

    Lemon sh*t and now icing sh*t? I am going to have a severe episode if this keeps up.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭Uncharted


    Party Rings.

    A great biscuit for a kid’s birthday party. Throw them onto a block of ice cream with a few smarties and you’ve got a “car” cake.

    Thanks for the cookery tip, Mr Saville . :rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,555 ✭✭✭Roger Hassenforder


    Stow it bitches, we've moved on


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,301 ✭✭✭✭gerrybbadd


    F*ckin Party Rings.

    Lemon sh*t and now icing sh*t? I am going to have a severe episode if this keeps up.

    *EastEnders drums intensifies


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 600 ✭✭✭Lil Sally Anne Jnr.


    Interesting side note: Donkeys (real donkeys, not the low IQ riff raff in this thread) love Jackob's Ginger Nut Biscuits.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,107 ✭✭✭gwalk


    Has some nerd... sorry has anyone done a list of the results so far?


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭Uncharted


    Interesting side note: Donkeys (real donkeys, not the low IQ riff raff in this thread) love Jackob's Ginger Nut Biscuits.

    I'd say they would really lose their minds for the Jacobs ones. Much nicer.


  • Registered Users Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    Awh FFS I'm gonna get lashed out of it here. Right, full disclosure, I struggled to get 64 biscuits so there are a few questionable inclusions. Think of it as Asian teams being invited to the Copa America or the Aussies being in Eurovision.

    2 Finger Kit Kat

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    VS

    Marietta

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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 600 ✭✭✭Lil Sally Anne Jnr.


    Uncharted wrote: »
    I'd say they would really lose their minds for the Jacobs ones. Much nicer.


    Hee Haw Hee Haw!


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,495 ✭✭✭Will I Am Not


    Omackeral wrote: »
    Party Rings

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    F#ck off!!


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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,372 ✭✭✭Westernyelp


    he's lost it


  • Registered Users Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    gerrybbadd wrote: »
    Would there be a Kit Kat involved in this "break"

    Funny you mentioned that :pac:


  • Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 51,460 Mod ✭✭✭✭Necro


    gwalk wrote: »
    Has some nerd... sorry has anyone done a list of the results so far?

    I might be a BEO but that's not my department. I'm here to shout at people for not voting, post gifs and just be a general nuisance.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 600 ✭✭✭Lil Sally Anne Jnr.


    Marietta (whatever the phuck that is) because they are, um, a biscuit, and not a bar??


  • Registered Users Posts: 17,018 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    Interesting side note: Donkeys (real donkeys, not the low IQ riff raff in this thread) love Jackob's Ginger Nut Biscuits.

    Jackob's? No wonder you're still talking about crisps.


  • Registered Users Posts: 14,714 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    Marietta because it’s actually a biscuit.


  • Registered Users Posts: 81,310 CMod ✭✭✭✭coffee_cake


    kitkat because they're not a flat piece of nothing


  • Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 51,460 Mod ✭✭✭✭Necro


    Kit Kat :pac:

    Mainly to piss off the purists.

    Also cos they are fooking awesome and Marietta are a poor cousin of the digestive biscuit.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    KitKat because bland Marietta's can f*ck right off.


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,055 ✭✭✭JohnnyFlash


    What’s the difference between a kit-kat and your wife? You only get 4 fingers in a kit-kat.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 10,301 ✭✭✭✭gerrybbadd


    Kit Kat. Not even a competition here. Chocolate goodness vs that shyte? Kit Kat all day


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,107 ✭✭✭gwalk


    Kit Kat, always fun to dip two fingers in


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    Marietta because they are at least a biscuit. Lashings of salty butter and they're almost palatable.


  • Registered Users Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    Which is useful for keeping your sewing kit in.

    The absolute anger and rage you get when you open a tin & all you see is an assortment of needles & thread.

    It would drive a man to go for the Iced Gems as a last resort.


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,744 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    Omackeral wrote: »
    Awh FFS I'm gonna get lashed out of it here. Right, full disclosure, I struggled to get 64 biscuits so there are a few questionable inclusions. Think of it as Asian teams being invited to the Copa America or the Aussies being in Eurovision.

    2 Finger Kit Kat

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    VS

    Marietta

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    I’d much prefer the bar but as this is a biscuit contest my vote will go to the weak-ass Marietta.

    Because it’s a biscuit.

    “It is not blood that makes you Irish but a willingness to be part of the Irish nation” - Thomas Davis



  • Registered Users Posts: 17,018 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    Kit Kat.

    Leave the bland Marietta to the Chickatee losers.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,648 ✭✭✭honeybear


    Marietta!!! We used to put slabs of butter between them and dip in tea ... we were very deprived. I even remember a fight involving a packet of Marietta ... in front of “THE VISITORS”!!!


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,595 ✭✭✭Badly Drunk Boy


    Kit Kat because of their chocolatey, wafer loveliness, as opposed to the boring nothingness of Marietta.


  • Registered Users Posts: 14,714 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    What’s the difference between a kit-kat and your wife? You only get 4 fingers in a kit-kat.

    Joke's on you, I don’t have a Kit Kat.


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  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    I prefer kitkats as mariettas must be the blandest biscuit around but my vote is for mariettas as it's actually a biscuit. A low bar I know.


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