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Ultimate Biscuit Tournament (Mod Note Post #1 and #984)

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    #632
    gerrybbadd
    Registered Users Posts: 10,301 ✭✭✭✭gerrybbadd


    Omackeral wrote: »
    Funny you mentioned that :pac:

    I await being accused of being Omackeral


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    #633
    Baggly
    Registered Users Posts: 35,024 ✭✭✭✭Baggly


    Kit Kat.

    To anger Emmet.


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    #634
    Omackeral
    Registered Users Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    Lil Sally Anne Jnr. wrote: »
    Marietta (whatever the phuck that is) because they are, um, a biscuit, and not a bar??

    That's fair.


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    #635
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    Kit kats, Mariata are like eating compacted sand.


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    #636
    adox
    Registered Users Posts: 19,017 ✭✭✭✭adox


    Kit Kat( who could have seen that coming!) cause they are great with tea and coffee and Marietta are just butchers floor sawdust held together with some sugar.


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    #637
    Earthhorse
    Registered Users Posts: 14,714 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    honeybear wrote: »
    Marietta!!! We used to put slabs of butter between them and dip in tea ... we were very deprived. I even remember a fight involving a packet of Marietta ... in front of “THE VISITORS”!!!

    You had biscuits in Area 51?


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    #638
    Uncharted
    Registered Users Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭Uncharted


    When Omackeral said he was working in a prison,I presumed he was a warden........


    Not working in the prison cubicles ,getting high as fcuk from the fumes of his vat of prison hooch !!!!!

    What the fcuk are you playing at man ??!!!!

    Kitkat v Marietta !!! :confused: huh??

    DAFUQ ???!!!!!


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    #639
    Deebles McBeebles
    Registered Users Posts: 5,791 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    Necro wrote: »
    I might be a BEO but that's not my department. I'm here to shout at people for not voting, post gifs and just be a general nuisance.


    BEO - Who was that counter c*nt from the last one? Anyone good with maths and caring about the results and not a complete dickhead? Job going if you fill those criteria.


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    #640
    coffee_cake
    Registered Users Posts: 81,310 CMod ✭✭✭✭coffee_cake


    Ward J. Littell wrote: »
    A low bar I know.

    i see what you did there


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    #641
    Baggly
    Registered Users Posts: 35,024 ✭✭✭✭Baggly


    Deebles McBeebles wrote:
    BEO - Who was that counter c*nt from the last one? Anyone good with maths and caring about the results and not a complete dickhead? Job going if you fill those criteria.


    You are doing a great job 0% of the time.


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    #642
    normanoffside
    Registered Users Posts: 9,987 ✭✭✭normanoffside


    Lil Sally Anne Jnr. wrote: »
    Marietta (whatever the phuck that is) because they are, um, a biscuit, and not a bar??

    2 finger kit-kats qualify as a biscuit IMO. Now stick those two fingers up your hole.

    I vote 2 finger kit-kat.


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    #643
    Earthhorse
    Registered Users Posts: 14,714 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    Ward J. Littell wrote: »
    I prefer kitkats as mariettas must be the blandest biscuit around but my vote is for mariettas as it's actually a biscuit. A low bar I know.

    A low biscuit.


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    #644
    Degag
    Registered Users Posts: 9,972 ✭✭✭Degag


    kit kat


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    #645
    gerrybbadd
    Registered Users Posts: 10,301 ✭✭✭✭gerrybbadd


    honeybear wrote: »
    Marietta!!! We used to put slabs of butter between them and dip in tea ... we were very deprived. I even remember a fight involving a packet of Marietta ... in front of “THE VISITORS”!!!

    Ye were ya. Slabs of butter? Ffs all we had when we were Young was tubs of own brand "vegetable oil spread". We also had to walk 13 miles to school in the snow, with no shoes on, and 2 stone of school books in our bags.


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    #646
    Autosport
    Registered Users Posts: 22,262 ✭✭✭✭Autosport


    Marietta as they are delicious with butter


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    #647
    coffee_cake
    Registered Users Posts: 81,310 CMod ✭✭✭✭coffee_cake


    Earthhorse wrote: »
    A low biscuit.

    too late. as usual


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    #648
    EmmetSpiceland
    Registered Users Posts: 10,744 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    Baggly wrote: »
    Kit Kat.

    To anger Emmet.

    Just think how annoyed I’ll be when the Moro wins the whole thing??

    “It is not blood that makes you Irish but a willingness to be part of the Irish nation” - Thomas Davis



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    #649
    Necro
    Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 51,460 Mod ✭✭✭✭Necro


    Ted_YNWA wrote:
    Kit kats, Mariata are like eating compacted sand.

    Most apt description ever. Marrietas are horrendous.


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    #650
    Omackeral
    Registered Users Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    Lads... Kit Kat has won 8-6.

    It's like if London GAA won the Connacht Championship.


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    #651
    honeybear
    Registered Users Posts: 5,648 ✭✭✭honeybear


    Earthhorse wrote: »
    You had biscuits in Area 51?

    What’s Area 51?


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    #652
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,052 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    KitKat. I haven't had the others and I'm not tempted to.


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    #653
    Uncharted
    Registered Users Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭Uncharted


    As far as biscuits go,Mariettas are even inferior to holy communion.


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    #654
    honeybear
    Registered Users Posts: 5,648 ✭✭✭honeybear


    Omackeral wrote: »
    Lads... Kit Kat has won 8-6.

    It's like if London GAA won the Connacht Championship.

    Noooooooo! You’ve burst my bubble!


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    #655
    ytpe2r5bxkn0c1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    Omackeral wrote: »
    Lads... Kit Kat has won 8-6.

    It's like if London GAA won the Connacht Championship.

    More like the Boaty McBoatface saga.


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    #656
    Lil Sally Anne Jnr.
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 600 ✭✭✭Lil Sally Anne Jnr.


    normanoffside wrote: »
    2 finger kit-kats qualify as a biscuit IMO. Now stick those two fingers up your hole.

    I vote 2 finger kit-kat.


    AND DOES A TWO FINGER TWIX ALSO QUALIFY AS A BISCUIT YOU INBRED TRAIL OF SLIME??



    WHAT NEXT A PHUCKING TWIRL? OH NO.,,, "BECAUSE IT DOESN'T HAVE A LAYER OF BISCUIT" HE SAYS, WELL PHUCK YOU NORMAN YOU SPECK OF PRECUM


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    #657
    adox
    Registered Users Posts: 19,017 ✭✭✭✭adox


    To think that Jaffa cakes were controversial.

    It’s like being shocked by Elvis and then seeing the Sex Pistols on the same evening.


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    #658
    Deebles McBeebles
    Registered Users Posts: 5,791 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    Baggly wrote: »
    You are doing a great job 0% of the time.
    giphy.gif


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    #659
    Necro
    Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 51,460 Mod ✭✭✭✭Necro


    Omackeral wrote: »
    Lads... Kit Kat has won 8-6.

    It's like if London GAA won the Connacht Championship.

    Actually Sligo would be more apt at the moment, and I'm from there :pac:


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    #660
    Leg End Reject
    Registered Users Posts: 17,018 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    honeybear wrote: »
    What’s Area 51?

    It's where you were anally probed. Best to keep blocking it out.
    https://forumofgames.com/index.php




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    #661
    ytpe2r5bxkn0c1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    honeybear wrote: »
    What’s Area 51?

    That's right. Deny all knowledge. ;)


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