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Ultimate Biscuit Tournament (Mod Note Post #1 and #984)

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  • Registered Users Posts: 10,301 ✭✭✭✭gerrybbadd


    honeybear wrote: »
    Noooooooo! You’ve burst my bubble!

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  • Registered Users Posts: 22,262 ✭✭✭✭Autosport


    Omackeral wrote: »
    Lads... Kit Kat has won 8-6.

    It's like if London GAA won the Connacht Championship.

    You can shove your kit kats up your fig roll :P


  • Registered Users Posts: 14,714 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    bluewolf wrote: »
    too late. as usual

    Shove it.
    honeybear wrote: »
    What’s Area 51?

    It doesn’t matter. As usual, the results of these contests have proved the nihilists correct.


  • Registered Users Posts: 19,017 ✭✭✭✭adox


    honeybear wrote: »
    What’s Area 51?

    A nightclub for over 50s.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,372 ✭✭✭Westernyelp


    AND DOES A TWO FINGER TWIX ALSO QUALIFY AS A BISCUIT YOU INBRED TRAIL OF SLIME??



    WHAT NEXT A PHUCKING TWIRL? OH NO.,,, "BECAUSE IT DOESN'T HAVE A LAYER OF BISCUIT" HE SAYS, WELL PHUCK YOU NORMAN YOU SPECK OF PRECUM

    Twirl is plainly a crisp


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  • Registered Users Posts: 9,987 ✭✭✭normanoffside


    AND DOES A TWO FINGER TWIX ALSO QUALIFY AS A BISCUIT YOU INBRED TRAIL OF SLIME??



    WHAT NEXT A PHUCKING TWIRL? OH NO.,,, "BECAUSE IT DOESN'T HAVE A LAYER OF BISCUIT" HE SAYS, WELL PHUCK YOU NORMAN YOU SPECK OF PRECUM

    No a 1 finger twix qualifies as biscuit.
    And you can stick that up your hole too.


  • Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 51,460 Mod ✭✭✭✭Necro


    AND DOES A TWO FINGER TWIX ALSO QUALIFY AS A BISCUIT YOU INBRED TRAIL OF SLIME??



    WHAT NEXT A PHUCKING TWIRL? OH NO.,,, "BECAUSE IT DOESN'T HAVE A LAYER OF BISCUIT" HE SAYS, WELL PHUCK YOU NORMAN YOU SPECK OF PRECUM

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  • Registered Users Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭Uncharted


    This competiton is about as credible as Housewife of the year,so I guess that makes Omackeral Derek Davis.


    Well done.


  • Registered Users Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    3 matches to go tonight until we're at the half way point of Round 1. We'll park it off then and pick up again tomorrow.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,372 ✭✭✭Westernyelp


    Lets see some biscuits!!


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  • Registered Users Posts: 9,987 ✭✭✭normanoffside


    Omackeral wrote: »
    3 matches to go tonight until we're at the half way point of Round 1. We'll park it off then and pick up again tomorrow.

    It's getting a bit heated alright.
    We'll be glad of our half time cup of tea.


  • Registered Users Posts: 17,018 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    3 matches? We might see a biscuit yet.


  • Registered Users Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    Back to tradition and back to poverty biscuits.
    Pink Wafer

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    VS

    Jersey Cream

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  • Registered Users Posts: 81,310 CMod ✭✭✭✭coffee_cake


    i need to go to bed but this is too funny


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    Knowing my luck my favourites will appear the minute I hit the hay.


  • Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 51,460 Mod ✭✭✭✭Necro


    I for one welcome the intrusion of the likes of the Kit Kat.

    If nothing else it riles people up something fierce.

    Gotta earn my coin as BEO, now that I've quit my RL job to monitor this thread 24/7.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Both sh1t


  • Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    PINK WAFER!! I haven't had one in an age but they taste of childhood so that's a good enough reason for me.


  • Registered Users Posts: 81,310 CMod ✭✭✭✭coffee_cake


    oh no i love both of those

    i think jersey cream because they are a bit more solid


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,987 ✭✭✭normanoffside


    Pink wafer because there is only one cream sandwich biscuit we really want to see.
    Jersey creams are just pretenders.


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  • Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 7,218 Mod ✭✭✭✭cdeb


    There's something ineffably lovely about a couple of pink wafers.

    Plus I don't know what a Jersey Cream is

    So the wafers


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,744 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    Pink Wafer.

    Full of sugar and pink colouring. No beige blandness here.

    A biscuit for celebrating life.

    “It is not blood that makes you Irish but a willingness to be part of the Irish nation” - Thomas Davis



  • Registered Users Posts: 35,024 ✭✭✭✭Baggly


    Pink wafers are found, not made.

    Jersey creams for the price point.


  • Registered Users Posts: 17,018 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    FFS.
    Jersey creams because at least they're not like a gender appropriate coloured first communion for future ball breakers.


  • Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 51,460 Mod ✭✭✭✭Necro


    AH NO...

    I used to love Jersey Creams as a young fella.

    But can't vote against those beautiful pink wafers.

    Pink Wafers. Sorry my Jersey friends. :(


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,959 ✭✭✭Liamalone


    Pink wafers because wafers rhymes with chutney.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,372 ✭✭✭Westernyelp


    old school Jerseys were the bomb. gone to ****e now as usual but still get my vote. pink food coloring poured on cardboard does not make a biscugo


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    Ah Jeez, I knew it.

    Goodnight.


    Oh, and a vote for the ones that are NOT the wafer yokes.


  • Registered Users Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    Pink wafers, I don't care if it contains more E's than B Wing in Mountjoy.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 5,791 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    PINK WAFER!! I haven't had one in an age but they taste of childhood so that's a good enough reason for me.

    What other horrors were you subjected to? Get it all out, this is the right place.


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