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Ultimate Biscuit Tournament (Mod Note Post #1 and #984)

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  • Registered Users Posts: 14,714 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    Knowing my luck my favourites will appear the minute I hit the hay.

    A light snack before bed is always a good idea.

    Pink Wafers because this isn’t the 1950s.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 600 ✭✭✭Lil Sally Anne Jnr.


    Pink Wafers. A psychedelic trip along a serene piece of edible pink platform which is slowly spinning and transporting itself towards to some unknown marvel, as of yet unseen, by human eyes.


  • Registered Users Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    Autosport wrote: »
    You can shove your kit kats up your fig roll :P

    Should've probably put them on the 64 item list instead of kit kats.


  • Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Pink Wafers for the win
    Jersey Creams in the bin

    The end.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭Uncharted


    Pink wafers are the work of the devil.

    Mini rectangular versions of Twink.

    Pure scum.


    Hon the jersey boys.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 19,017 ✭✭✭✭adox


    Pink Wafers. Bizarre colour. Wafery but not quite crunchy. Sweet as fûck and probably take longer to break down than plastic.


    Jersey Creams sounds like a gay dance troop.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Pink wafers. Rotten but they remind me of my gran!


  • Registered Users Posts: 81,310 CMod ✭✭✭✭coffee_cake


    Omackeral wrote: »
    Should've probably put them on the 64 item list instead of kit kats.

    you can't tell us fig rolls aren't on the list


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭Uncharted


    FFS.
    Jersey creams because at least they're not like a gender appropriate coloured first communion for future ball breakers.

    Poetry. Pure poetry. X


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 600 ✭✭✭Lil Sally Anne Jnr.


    Delighted to see the love for Pink Wafers. Nice crowd we have here. Fine Folks.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 5,648 ✭✭✭honeybear


    Pink waver - even the baby in the house could partake in a tin of biscuits


  • Registered Users Posts: 14,714 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    bluewolf wrote: »
    you can't tell us fig rolls aren't on the list

    I think he just did, slow coach.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Jersey creams. A versatile biscuit. Can eat them whole or separate them up into their various parts. I'd have them over their inferior cousin, custard creams any day. And it's a no contest against the vacuous pink wafers.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Pink wafers. Rotten but they remind me of my gran!

    Awwww poor granny :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 81,310 CMod ✭✭✭✭coffee_cake


    Earthhorse wrote: »
    I think he just did, slow coach.

    says your man who was LATE

    and late with the jokes too

    how the turn tables


  • Registered Users Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    How come people don't whinge about pink wafers not being a biscuit? Huh? Y'all just a bunch of puppets.


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,595 ✭✭✭Badly Drunk Boy


    Pink wafers. Much tastier...and I was never convinced by the cream in Jersey creams. What's it supposed to be?


  • Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 7,218 Mod ✭✭✭✭cdeb


    Omackeral wrote: »
    Should've probably put them on the 64 item list instead of kit kats.
    Multi biscuit (and things that self-identify as biscuits even though everyone can see they're not) challenge coming up to finish off round 1?


  • Registered Users Posts: 22,262 ✭✭✭✭Autosport


    Pink wafers for the win. A beautiful piece of artistry


  • Registered Users Posts: 14,714 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    honeybear wrote: »
    Pink waver - even the baby in the house could partake in a tin of biscuits

    A pink waver? Really, a pink waver?

    Oh man, you’re face must be pink!


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  • Registered Users Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭Uncharted


    Pink wafers. Rotten but they remind me of my gran!

    Pink wafers smell of piss ????


  • Registered Users Posts: 14,714 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    Uncharted wrote: »
    Pink wafers smell of piss ????

    You pissed on his gran?


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Awwww poor granny :D

    Lol oops I didn't word that very well. They are rotten but they do remind me of my very lovely gran so they get my vote! Phew that's better.


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,987 ✭✭✭normanoffside


    Delighted to see the love for Pink Wafers. Nice crowd we have here. Fine Folks.

    Yes, our KitKat differences are put to one side and peace breaks out in the UBT


  • Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 51,460 Mod ✭✭✭✭Necro


    Omackeral wrote: »
    Should've probably put them on the 64 item list instead of kit kats.

    Nah. They're rotten. Kit Kats are better

    *hides*


  • Registered Users Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    Official Result: Pink Wafers win 8-5


  • Registered Users Posts: 19,017 ✭✭✭✭adox


    Pink wafers. Much tastier...and I was never convinced by the cream in Jersey creams. What's it supposed to be?

    I can confirm it’s not fresh cream.

    Hope that helps.


  • Registered Users Posts: 17,018 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    Delighted to see the love for Pink Wafers. Nice crowd we have here. Fine Folks.

    Nice crowd of classless dolts. Pink wafers? I'd let dweebs near my mouth first FFS.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭Uncharted


    Earthhorse wrote: »
    You pissed on his gran?

    I was young,i needed the money. :pac:


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  • Registered Users Posts: 14,714 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    bluewolf wrote: »
    says your man who was LATE

    and late with the jokes too

    how the turn tables

    You made this post around 10 pages ago.

    You're so slow you can’t even keep up with yourself.


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