Ultimate Biscuit Tournament (Mod Note Post #1 and #984)

Lil Sally Anne Jnr.

Shortbread. A digestive with chocolate and carmel is going to be so, so sweet.

EmmetSpiceland

Caramel Digestives.

Because short breads aren’t great. Oh, and they don’t have caramel or chocolate in, or on, them.

Uncharted

Caramel Digestives all day long,because they're epic and go sooo well with a good cuppa coffee and of course,because fcuk Scotland.

Hon the world cup.... Konichiwa

Bykobap

Reading through this thread is what i would like to imagine retirement home is like while the carers are attending Christmas party.

adox

The first genuinely difficult one.

I’ll have to go for shortbread even though I like digestives.

Shortbread gives that instant hit.

Edit: just seen the “caramel” part. I’m changing my vote to digestive. These ones are a meal in themselves.

coffee_cake

Deleted User wrote: »

Shortbread! This will not go down well here but....

I hate digestives!

you deviant

Ted_YNWA

Digestive Caramel, shortbread is nice, but there is never a taste of more off them. Too filling.


Biscuits are not biscuits unless you finish the packet in one sitting.

Squall Leonhart

Caramel digestives.

Eating a bucket load of the shortbread gives me heartburn, too buttery!

Westernyelp

Lil Sally Anne Jnr. wrote: »

Something tells me you have Pink Snacks in the competition too? And purple Snacks? And Yellow Snacks? :mad:


Interesting discussion to be had around Snacks imo. I think Yellow Snacks definitely qualify as biscuits, and I can see how some would argue that a Purple Snack is a biscuit (although I strongly disagree), but I will fight anyone to death in brutal one on one bloodsport inside a caged mud pit surrounded by jeering half-clothed marauders, if they claim that Pink Snacks are a biscuit.



And it's not that I dislike Pink Snack. Pink Snacks are my favourite of the three.

Yellow snacks are biscuits in fairness

Shortbread. Buttery goodness.

I could devour a full pack no problem.

Necro

Deleted User wrote: »

Shortbread! This will not go down well here but....

I hate digestives!

BEO DEPUTY SHERIFF:

Earthhorse

Uncharted wrote: »

What's up next ....


Holy communion

V

Nature Valley bar

:rolleyes:

Holy Communion

Far too expensive to indoctrinate a cult using "healthy" snacks.

normanoffside

Walkers shortbread because you can but it in a packet, a tin or a box.
You can also get it in all different shapes and sizes.

It's a delicious Christmas treat.

Leg End Reject

bluewolf wrote: »

i love both of those ...
but the caramel ones are a bit heavy.

shortbread for me. never too heavy. always tasty

Again I concur, caramel has no place on a digestive.

Badly Drunk Boy

Caramel Digestives. They've got chocolate and they've got caramel, but not too much. Not a favourite of mine but they'll do.

snowgal

normanoffside wrote: »

Well you love a first round loser.
Jersey creams are the Andorra of the biscuit world cup

Feck sake :mad: I’m still not over the king/ banshee bones losses now straight up, jerseys gone....come on the foxes I say!

Uncharted

Leg End Reject wrote: »

Again I concur, caramel has no place on a digestive.

Youre dead to me.


Your bags will be packed.
Leave immediately...... if not sooner.

Cienciano

Shortbread. The biscuit you get with the tea making stuff in hotels around UK and Ireland. Surprisingly good.

Omackeral

Uncharted wrote: »

What's up next ....


Holy communion

V

Nature Valley bar

:rolleyes:

Triple threat with Prawn Crackers from Ocean City Chinese Takeaway on the Crumlin Road

Necro

Omackeral wrote: »

Triple threat with Prawn Crackers from Ocean City Chinese Takeaway on the Crumlin Road

Oooh might get Chinese on my way home from work

Autosport

Caramel digestives cos they’re lovely dunked in hot chocolate

Necro

Necro wrote: »

BEO DEPUTY SHERIFF:

I'd like to speak to the real sheriff.

Please can I stay real sheiff?!?

Uncharted

Omackeral wrote: »

Triple threat with Prawn Crackers from Ocean City Chinese Takeaway on the Crumlin Road

I fcukin' knew you wouldn't let us down.

Earthhorse

Leg End Reject wrote: »

I wouldn't touch any of you with a chocolate finger. Fcuking state of yis.

This is how incels get started, you know.

bluewolf wrote: »

what about a ladyfinger

Scratch that!

Omackeral

Lil Sally Anne Jnr. wrote: »

Something tells me you have Pink Snacks in the competition too?

No.

Lil Sally Anne Jnr. wrote: »

And purple Snacks?

No.

Lil Sally Anne Jnr. wrote: »

And Yellow Snacks?

maybe.

Leg End Reject

Uncharted wrote: »

Youre dead to me.


Your bags will be packed.
Leave immediately...... if not sooner.

I've left. :mad: Go cry onto your digestive.

Necro

Autosport wrote: »

Caramel digestives cos they’re lovely dunked in hot chocolate

Dunking things in hot chocolate...

Deebles McBeebles

Deleted User wrote: »

I'd like to speak to the real sheriff.

Please can I stay real sheiff?!?

BEO - TBH I think Necro is in some sort of home, he can't even remember the f*ckin title of his imaginary job.

Uncharted

Leg End Reject wrote: »

I've left. :mad: Go cry onto your digestive.

Bitch.



By the way,I faked every orgasm.



*maniacal laugh









*weeping uncontrollably

snowgal

Squall Leonhart wrote: »

Caramel digestives.

Eating a bucket load of the shortbread gives me heartburn, too buttery!

Get outta here, toooooo buttery?!! Come off it.