Ultimate Biscuit Tournament (Mod Note Post #1 and #984)

jammiedodgers

Necro wrote: »

Jam and Cream are not jammie dodgers, Jesus you of all people should know that!!

We've had Penguins, Rockys and Kit Kats put up as biscuits, I'm starting to panic!

Omackeral

Tell me how wrote: »

So, can someone point me in the direction of a summary for the state in play at the moment or am I going to be told to F*ck off

It's definitely one of those two anyway, Chief.

Tell me how

jammiedodgers wrote: »

We've had Penguins, Rockys and Kit Kats put up as biscuits, I'm starting to panic!

Wait. What?

They're a confectionery based snack. Not a biscuit. God you'd nearly be embarrassed to think otherwise.

Tell me how

Omackeral wrote: »

It's definitely one of those two anyway, Chief.

You forgot to post the link....

normanoffside

Tell me how wrote: »

(P.S. If chocolate Polo have already been eliminated, don't tell me, just go ahead and ban me).

Long gone and rightly so but it’s retard brother (Polo without the chocolate) just eliminated Wagon Wheels.

PARlance

Better be in the contest after seeing some of the other sh1te so far

Omackeral

Tell me how wrote: »

You forgot to post the link....

State of play is as follows. We're half way through Round 1. There's been 16 matches so far. Some wildcard entries have caused controversy such as Wagon Wheels and Kit Kats (2 finger version only I might add). It was explained that finding 64 true biscuits is a tough enough ask so there were some guest entries and the definition of biscuit has been malleable at times. However, most people are accepting enough and letting their voting do the talking.

And here's a free preview, the last match of Round 1 will be the Last Chance Battle Royal for any omissions made.

Westernyelp

jammiedodgers wrote: »

We've had Penguins, Rockys and Kit Kats put up as biscuits, I'm starting to panic!

Sneaky Jammie dodger canvassing going on here

Tell me how

normanoffside wrote: »

Long gone and rightly so but it’s retard brother (Polo without the chocolate) just eliminated Wagon Wheels.

F*ck Wagon wheels and all who rode in on them.

Omackeral

normanoffside wrote: »

You people are...

Any sentence that starts with these three words is never gonna be complementary.

Omackeral

PARlance wrote: »

Better be in the contest after seeing some of the other sh1te so far

Might make it into the Jabroni Battle Royal...

EDIT: Actually no f*ck that.

Necro

Green&Red wrote:

Where would you stand on a chocolate digestive? McVites obviously

I will vote chocolate digestive against everything but:

Original Digestive
Custard Creams
Kit Kat (this one is mainly to annoy everybody)

Earthhorse

Dark Chocolate Digestives are where it’s at.

Up Donegal

Remember Geary's biscuits? They used to be sold in packets of four. I loved them!:cool:

Zaph

Up Donegal wrote: »

Remember Geary's biscuits? They used to be sold in packets of four. I loved them!:cool:

Were they some weird Donegal biscuit equivalent of the equally weird Football Special?

Kit Kats, Penguins, Rocky bars, fúcking Wagon Wheels

Yis black-wearing, stomach sucking, pre-diabetic pricks, I demand to see a Twix in this.

dwayneshintzy

Earthhorse wrote: »

Dark Chocolate Digestives are where it’s at.

100%


Similarly, dark chocolate Hob Nobs

Witchie

I think you can close the thread now.

Mint Oreos.

That is all.

Green&Red

dwayneshintzy wrote: »

100%


Similarly, dark chocolate Hob Nobs

Imagine taking a nob knob and taking a sh!t on it, that’s how they make dark chocolate nob knob but I guess you knew that, that’s why you like them

JohnnyFlash

Witchie wrote: »

I think you can close the thread now.

Mint Oreos.

That is all.

Oreos? Do you eat them out of your bum bag while wandering around the mall on your mobility scooter? Fücking yank.

gerrybbadd

PARlance wrote: »

Better be in the contest after seeing some of the other sh1te so far

Better?

These are cakes. And horrible ones at that. Hang your head, then get out

EmmetSpiceland

Green&Red wrote: »

Just read back some of this


Why is there always some d!ckhead that says Jaffa cakes aren’t a biscuit?
ALWAYS

Look at them you blind c**t, they come in a biscuit packet, shaped like a biscuit, they’re a f**king biscuit

Just cause some bellend in England decided to change the rate of VAT on them doesn’t change that

(Sorry I’m late)

Who’s this clown?

Listen, mate, no one cares what you think. The bellends in Irish revenue also have them classified as cakes.

The only similarity to a biscuit is it’s size and packaging so when you’ve finished scoffing down that Jammie Dodger you just had sex with and when you ease that packet of Hob Nobs out of your hole we’ll get back to the tournament at hand.

You absolute ****ing geebag.

gerrybbadd

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

Who’s this clown?

Listen, mate, no one cares what you think. The bellends in Irish revenue also have them classified as cakes.

The only similarity to a biscuit is it’s size and packaging so when you’ve finished scoffing down that Jammie Dodger you just had sex with and when you ease that packet of Hob Nobs out of your hole we’ll get back to the tournament at hand.

You absolute ****ing geebag.

Refreshing post first thing in the morning. Wholesome. Thanks E, a valued contributor

Uncharted

gerrybbadd wrote: »

Refreshing post first thing in the morning. Wholesome. Thanks E, a valued contributor

True.

The man is devoted,I'll give him that.

Green&Red

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

Who’s this clown?

Listen, mate, no one cares what you think. The bellends in Irish revenue also have them classified as cakes.

The only similarity to a biscuit is it’s size and packaging so when you’ve finished scoffing down that Jammie Dodger you just had sex with and when you ease that packet of Hob Nobs out of your hole we’ll get back to the tournament at hand.

You absolute ****ing geebag.

Ohhhhhh, revenue, well you’ve really won me over there, they must know what they’re talking about

So the ONLY similarities they have is their size and packaging?

That’s like saying the only similarity you have with a human is that you have a d!ck and a head, conveniently in your case both are combined

ibarelycare

Does anyone remember Rolo biscuits? Can you still get them? Are they a biscuit? I don't care, they're fucking delicious. These are my wildcard entry (if there's a wildcard round).

Green&Red

Strawberry Milkshake wrote: »

Oh my god!

Iced gems were the yummiest, scrummiest. I’d put the tip in my mouth and suck the icing off till it all disappeared.

Mmmmmmmmmm

Iced Gems!

I bet you would Strawbs, nothing like making all the icing disappear

Baggly

ibarelycare wrote: »

Does anyone remember Rolo biscuits? Can you still get them? Are they a biscuit? I don't care, they're fucking delicious. These are my wildcard entry (if there's a wildcard round).

Rolo have some cheek putting 'biscuit' on the wrapper of that.....thing.

Graces7

Hmmm... If anyone wants a supporting vote from me you need to send me samples please..;) Being stranded on a small island and housebound precludes me from active sampling etc.... Happy to help of course...

Omackeral

ibarelycare wrote: »

These are my wildcard entry (if there's a wildcard round).

There will be... Or to give it its correct title; The Last Chance Battle Royale.