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Ultimate Biscuit Tournament (Mod Note Post #1 and #984)

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    #962
    gwalk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,107 ✭✭✭gwalk


    Graces7 wrote: »
    Hmmm... If anyone wants a supporting vote from me you need to send me samples please..;) Being stranded on a small island and housebound precludes me from active sampling etc.... ;) Happy to help of course...

    wouldnt be like the brits to be involved in collusion now would it


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    #963
    ibarelycare
    Registered Users Posts: 58,456 ✭✭✭✭ibarelycare


    Baggly wrote: »
    Rolo have some cheek putting 'biscuit' on the wrapper of that.....thing.


    Well it's right there in black and white red.


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    #964
    Franz Von Peppercorn II
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,398 ✭✭✭Franz Von Peppercorn II


    gerrybbadd wrote: »
    Refreshing post first thing in the morning. Wholesome. Thanks E, a valued contributor

    Civilised gentleman.


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    #965
    Earthhorse
    Registered Users Posts: 14,714 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    Uncharted wrote: »
    True.

    The man is devoted,I'll give him that.

    Committed, more like.
    ibarelycare wrote: »
    Does anyone remember Rolo biscuits? Can you still get them? Are they a biscuit?

    They're a monstrosity from the looks of that cross section.


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    #966
    Baggly
    Registered Users Posts: 35,024 ✭✭✭✭Baggly


    ibarelycare wrote: »
    Well it's right there in black and white red.

    I can wrap a turd in a piece of paper that says 'IBCs shoes' on it; doesnt mean you should be walking around with poop on your feet.


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    #967
    Peatys
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,881 ✭✭✭Peatys


    Graces7 wrote: »
    Hmmm... If anyone wants a supporting vote from me you need to send me samples please..;) Being stranded on a small island and housebound precludes me from active sampling etc.... ;) Happy to help of course...

    Oh jesus fúcking christ.. Walter Mitty hasn't a patch on you


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    #968
    Necro
    Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 51,461 Mod ✭✭✭✭Necro


    Graces7 wrote:
    Hmmm... If anyone wants a supporting vote from me you need to send me samples please.. Being stranded on a small island and housebound precludes me from active sampling etc.... Happy to help of course...


    Do you want us to call round and feed them to you as well?

    I bet ya do ya dirty fecker.

    You're sitting there imagining some of us feeding you biscuits without our shorts on.

    You make me sick!


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    #969
    Deebles McBeebles
    Registered Users Posts: 5,790 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    Oh dear. I hope you've caught the spirit of the thread, Grace, its all in jest.

    Except when some c*nt starts talking about
    MINT CRISP

    All bets are off then.


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    #970
    Lil Sally Anne Jnr.
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 600 ✭✭✭Lil Sally Anne Jnr.


    I am partial to those almond fingers, and they are great value for money, but they produce a very heavy, thick, sugary payload after consumption which can be hard to scrub off the toilet bowl unless you go straight at it after second flush.

    AND they are clearly in the cake category rather than biscuit.


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    #971
    JohnnyFlash
    Registered Users Posts: 7,055 ✭✭✭JohnnyFlash


    Grace must live on Rockall.


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    #972
    Omackeral
    Registered Users Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    There'll be a First Round match put up within the hour for people to vote on during their elevenses (I hate that 'word')


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    #973
    snowgal
    Registered Users Posts: 1,787 ✭✭✭snowgal


    Omackeral wrote: »
    There'll be a First Round match put up within the hour for people to vote on during their elevenses (I hate that 'word')

    well maybe dont use it then :confused::confused: (Dont ban me, Ive much to contribute!)


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    #974
    JohnnyFlash
    Registered Users Posts: 7,055 ✭✭✭JohnnyFlash


    The next round will be between a parsnip and a piece of sushi.


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    #975
    Deebles McBeebles
    Registered Users Posts: 5,790 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    Omackeral wrote: »
    There'll be a First Round match put up within the hour for people to vote on during their elevenses (I hate that 'word')

    Might as well come out of the closet fully and call it brunch.


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    #976
    Lil Sally Anne Jnr.
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 600 ✭✭✭Lil Sally Anne Jnr.


    I do enjoy an Elevenses myself. A few years since I had one though. Might try and pick one up this morning.


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    #977
    Omackeral
    Registered Users Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    JohnnyFlash wrote: »
    The next round will be between a parsnip and a piece of sushi.

    Don't be stupid, they're in the upcoming Ultimate Car Tournament.


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    #978
    EmmetSpiceland
    Registered Users Posts: 10,744 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    Green&Red wrote: »
    Ohhhhhh, revenue, well you’ve really won me over there, they must know what they’re talking about

    So the ONLY similarities they have is their size and packaging?

    That’s like saying the only similarity you have with a human is that you have a d!ck and a head, conveniently in your case both are combined

    God, you really are ****ing thick.

    It’s a legal definition, just like the one you have as a sex offender.

    Next you’ll be claiming that Kipling Brambly Apple Pies are biscuits.

    Anyway, shouldn’t you be down the park or outside a school gate around now? You oily creep.

    “It is not blood that makes you Irish but a willingness to be part of the Irish nation” - Thomas Davis



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    #979
    ibarelycare
    Registered Users Posts: 58,456 ✭✭✭✭ibarelycare


    Earthhorse wrote: »
    They're a monstrosity from the looks of that cross section.

    Anything with caramel is a winner for me.

    Except Digestives Caramels funnily enough.

    Can't wait for Toffypops to appear.


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    #980
    Earthhorse
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    Prefer caramel in chocolates, cakes or bars but will likely vote for Toffypops when they appear (depends on the competition).


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    #981
    Lil Sally Anne Jnr.
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 600 ✭✭✭Lil Sally Anne Jnr.


    A lot more pedophiles in the biscuit thread than the crisp thread. Makes sense I suppose.


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    #982
    Greyfox
    Registered Users Posts: 3,805 ✭✭✭Greyfox


    Omackeral wrote: »
    There'll be a First Round match put up within the hour for people to vote on during their elevenses (I hate that 'word')

    Time for choc mikado to step in and take there rightful place as tournament favourites.

    Hope Viscount have a good tournament


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    #983
    Earthhorse
    Registered Users Posts: 14,714 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    Viscounts ought to progress a bit, maybe even make the semis, but they'll never win the tournament outright, not in this political climate.


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    #984
    Baggly
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    EmmetSpiceland wrote: »
    God, you really are ****ing thick.

    It’s a legal definition, just like the one you have as a sex offender.

    Next you’ll be claiming that Kipling Brambly Apple Pies are biscuits.

    Anyway, shouldn’t you be down the park or outside a school gate around now? You oily creep.
    Lil Sally Anne Jnr. wrote: »
    A lot more pedophiles in the biscuit thread than the crisp thread. Makes sense I suppose.

    Mod

    Everyone. The above comments are too far beyond banter. Mods are giving everyone a lot of leeway with regards to slating each other over biscuit preferences in this thread, but it may be shut down if the above overkill continues; and cards will be issued. People will be thrown on from here on out if you cant be more imaginative than using the above descriptors.


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    #985
    Omackeral
    Registered Users Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    Earthhorse wrote: »
    Viscounts ought to progress a bit, maybe even make the semis, but they'll never win the tournament outright, not in this political climate.

    Notions Elevenses


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    #986
    Omackeral
    Registered Users Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    Baggly wrote: »
    Mods are giving everyone a lot of leeway with regards to slating each other over biscuit preferences, in this thread, but it will be shut down if the above overkill continues; and cards will be issued.

    Or just f*ck the offenders out? Most people are playing within the spirit surely? Fair lay on the leeway, it's appreciated.


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    #987
    Baggly
    Registered Users Posts: 35,024 ✭✭✭✭Baggly


    Omackeral wrote: »
    Or just f*ck the offenders out?

    Yeah fair point. Will be taken on a case by case basis and if throwing people out doesnt work then thread gets closed.


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    #988
    JohnnyFlash
    Registered Users Posts: 7,055 ✭✭✭JohnnyFlash


    Earthhorse wrote: »
    Viscounts ought to progress a bit, maybe even make the semis, but they'll never win the tournament outright, not in this political climate.

    The moderates choice.


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    #989
    Green&Red
    Registered Users Posts: 11,392 ✭✭✭✭Green&Red


    EmmetSpiceland wrote: »
    God, you really are ****ing thick.

    It’s a legal definition, just like the one you have as a sex offender.

    Next you’ll be claiming that Kipling Brambly Apple Pies are biscuits.

    Anyway, shouldn’t you be down the park or outside a school gate around now? You oily creep.

    A LEGAL definition? I will give you a million euro if you can show me where in Ireland’s law it states that
    I suppose the lack of a primary level education makes it hard to know these things


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    #990
    Uncharted
    Registered Users Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭Uncharted


    Who would have thought it would have been biscuits that brought this whole house of cards tumbling down.



    Strange days indeed


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    #991
    ibarelycare
    Registered Users Posts: 58,456 ✭✭✭✭ibarelycare


    Earthhorse wrote: »
    Viscounts ought to progress a bit, maybe even make the semis, but they'll never win the tournament outright, not in this political climate.

    The green ones should go far. The Protestant ones can go shite.


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