Ultimate Biscuit Tournament (Mod Note Post #1 and #984)

Omackeral

Right, let's not get this mo'fo shut down. Play somewhat nice yiz pack of degenerates. Slate each other and be mean all you want but a bit of tact wouldn't go a miss, it's not even noon yet for jaysis sake! I'll post a match now in a sec.

Green&Red

Baggly wrote: »

Mod

Everyone. The above comments are too far beyond banter. Mods are giving everyone a lot of leeway with regards to slating each other over biscuit preferences in this thread, but it will be shut down if the above overkill continues; and cards will be issued.

Point taken
FWIW the Jibe was taken in the spirit it was given, that’s to say with the venom I normally reserve for cretins like Paul Murphy, ray darcy and that fat c**t Brendan O’Connor, who all refuse to accept the Jaffa cake as a biscuit

EmmetSpiceland

Baggly wrote: »

Mod

Everyone. The above comments are too far beyond banter. Mods are giving everyone a lot of leeway with regards to slating each other over biscuit preferences in this thread, but it may be shut down if the above overkill continues; and cards will be issued. People will be thrown on from here on out if you cant be more imaginative than using the above descriptors.

Apologies, I, respectfully, withdraw the remark.

Can I still call him, Green & Red, a greasy mouth-breathing ****? I mean, you can’t argue with that.

Omackeral

We kick off today's action, well biscuit action anyway, with Chocolate Warfare. First to 8 wins and don't forget to give reasons folks.

Milk Chocolate Digestives



VS

Chocolate Fingers

Lil Sally Anne Jnr.

Phuck y'all and your laws. I'm an outlaw. Bring on the biscuits.

Earthhorse

ibarelycare wrote: »

The green ones should go far. The Protestant ones can go shite.

The orange ones were discontinued.

Which means they'll probably be in the next round against Karl Marx's Communist Manifesto.

Green&Red

Absolutely no contest, choc digestives are the go to biscuit.
Great for dunking or on their own

Earthhorse

A pretty close contest here between too good if somewhat midtable biscuits.

Chocolate Fingers have it for me. Digestives are just a bit too bland and are at their best in their final, dark chocolate, form.

Omackeral

Earthhorse wrote: »

The orange ones were discontinued.

Which means they'll probably be in the next round against Karl Marx's Communist Manifesto.

They'd definitely put it to the test-o. Then meet a misplaced jumper in the quarter final.

Baggly

Green&Red wrote: »

Point taken
FWIW the Jibe was taken in the spirit it was given, that’s to say with the venom I normally reserve for cretins like Paul Murphy, ray darcy and that fat c**t Brendan O’Connor, who all refuse to accept the Jaffa cake as a biscuit

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

Apologies, I, respectfully, withdraw the remark.

Can I still call him, Green & Red, a greasy mouth-breathing ****? I mean, you can’t argue with that.

Thanks lads.

EmmetSpiceland

Green&Red wrote: »

Absolutely no contest, choc digestives are the go to biscuit.
Great for dunking or on their own

I hate to say it but this twat is right.

Fingers are fine but they’re messy as **** and the serving suggestion is about four so it’s Chocolate Digestives for me.

Lil Sally Anne Jnr.

Digestives will win this, but for my taste they are too heavy and rich with the chocolate on top. I'm partially to a brown finger, unless it smells like trapped semen, spoiled milk and lamb shank.

Fingers for me.

Peatys

Digestives.. no nonsense.

Not like those chocolate fingers, **** them. My kids hamsters wouldn't get a mouthful on those shítes

Baggly

Fingers.

To annoy Emmet.

dinorebel

Baggly wrote: »

Yeah fair point. Will be taken on a case by case basis and if throwing people out doesnt work then thread gets closed.

To be fair most people in this thread are Tough Cookies.

Earthhorse

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

Apologies, I, respectfully, withdraw the remark.

F*ck you, Deputy Spiceland!

Has to be the chocolate digestives for me. The chocolate fingers are just not substantial enough for me. Plus there was a lad in secondary school who's nickname was chocolate fingers. You can probably guess the reason why.

Baggly

dinorebel wrote: »

To be fair most people in this thread are Tough Cookies.

Badum tish

Lil Sally Anne Jnr.

dinorebel wrote: »

To be fair most people in this thread are Tough Cookies.

Don't give the middle finger to the mods please

Uncharted

Lil Sally Anne Jnr. wrote: »

Fingers for me.

So I heard

Peatys

Lil Sally Anne Jnr. wrote: »

Don't give the middle finger to the mods please

Do you not mind the taste of shíte that comes with that amount of licking up?

Gregor Samsa

Chocolate Digestives. A Chocolate Finger is only a 5th of a biscuit.

Uncharted

Chocolate digestive ftw,because they are the best biscuit ever made.

Close competition.

Necro

Chocolate Digestives without question.

Cos Fingers are weird. And not really fingers let's be honest it's clearly false advertising.

gwalk

Chocolate digestives

the superior biscuit in the digestive range (caramel excluded)

although one would be partial to a chocolate finger now and then, especially the white chocolate version

Choc digestives. Not enough girth in a choccy finger for my liking.

bee06

Chocolate digestives for me ... the best of the digestives plus white chocolate fingers are already through. A bit of balance needed.

dinorebel

Chocolate Digestives are the kings of biscuit goodness.


Chocolate fingers though do have the advantage of being one of the few biscuits that can be used as an emergency sex toy if needed.

Omackeral

Quick turnaround. Chocolate Digestives win 8-3

snowgal

viscounts and toffypops should definitely be thereabouts....
Did anyone even dream to mention the tayto bar/biscuit as an option yet??!! I joke, calm tf down there...