Ultimate Biscuit Tournament (Mod Note Post #1 and #984)

Lil Sally Anne Jnr.

What slobbering fat runt is still eating chocolate digestives with a cuppa in their boring as phuck one-size-fits-all house on the estate while their piece of **** car sits outside on the concrete drive beside an unmown lawn in 2019? I thought you cretins had died out from sugar poisoning and lack of oxygen flow to the brain.

Ted_YNWA

Digestives, chocolate fingers remind me of Emmets contributions to the etiquette thread.

normanoffside

Worthy of a final this one.
But chocolate fingers for the Cadbury’s chocolate and for the ease with which you can dunk them in tea.

Omackeral

Somewhat of an American Civil War here...

Maryland Chocolate Chip Cookies



VS

Oreo

bee06

Two of the big boys battle it out.

Maryland for me. Tasty AF. I don’t really get the Oreo thing. They leave black bits floating in the tea when dipping.

I don’t get the love in for Oreos.

I love Maryland cookies.

Cookies it is

snowgal

ah god. Oreo for sure. Maryland are the chaypest of the chayp!!! its like someone forgot to add any flavour whatsoever........

Lil Sally Anne Jnr.

Maryland because I'm Sally Anne and I think there is a song in that. A chite song no doubt, but a song all the same.

Edit I change my vote to Oreos because they're black.

Ted_YNWA

Maryland, one of those you can eat in a whole sitting.

normanoffside

Oreo's because they can give off poker tells

gwalk

Maryland

**** Oreos, they taste of dissapointment...

now if it had been oreo thins we might have gotten somewhere

Baggly

Oreos as those Marylands are so lacklustre.

Oreos have a variation of taste built in, at the very least.

A better biscuit than Marylands would have Oreos easily enough though.

Earthhorse

bee06 wrote: »

Two of the big boys battle it out.

Maryland for me. Tasty AF.

Maybe if you've had your tastebuds removed.

Oreo for the variety of ways in which you can eat them and their odd, "moreish" factor.

Deebles McBeebles

Cookies because Oreos are an affront to the Biscuit God.

What is that "cream" even? Tastes like it was conceived in the same way as Freddy Krueger. The bastard son of a thousand maniacs.

EmmetSpiceland

Maryland, a dynamite cookie for dunking in tea. Oreos have the worst of both Yankee chocolate and candy.

Peatys

Maryland all the way. One pack per cup of tea.

Oreos are powder-y crap that the yanks lap up as if it's some sort of culture. That and Hersey's sugar bars. Mouldy.

ibarelycare

Chocolate Fingers. You can easily take eat 20 in one go, deliciously more-ish.

Have to agree with Earthhorse, Milk Chocolate Digestives are nothing compared to their dark chocolate counterparts.



EDIT: FCUK I'm years too late

Baggly

7-5 to Maryland by my count.

Pintman Paddy Losty

Maryland.

People who like Oreos are dribbling spastics who are easily influenced by US pop culture.

Oreos are essentially two dry thin tasteless black sawdust discs with shaving foam between them.

Earthhorse

ibarelycare wrote: »

Have to agree with Earthhorse

This should be made a rule, tbh.

Peatys

Pintman Paddy Losty wrote: »

Maryland.

People who like Oreos are dribbling spastics who are easily influenced by US pop culture.

Oreos are essentially two dry thin tasteless black sawdust discs with shaving foam between them.

Paddy with the winner. Good man.

irish_goat

Oreos, Marylands are bland.

Necro

Maryland.

Oreos are for fat Americans.

ibarelycare

Oreos cos cookies are crap.



I'm fuming over chocolate fingers You bland cunts can't pick a non-pedestrian snack to save your lives. This is going to be cheese and onion Tayto all over again.

Earthhorse

Pintman Paddy Losty wrote: »

Oreos are essentially two dry thin tasteless black sawdust discs with shaving foam between them.

Unlike Maryland which is one dry, thin, tasteless, white, sawdust, pile that you can't even use to get ready for a night out with.

gerrybbadd

MArylands.

Oreos are a pretender biscuit. Horrible aul shyte. Marylands are far superior

hellsing101

Maryland


Oreo are ****e yank bourbon creams.

Baggly

ibarelycare wrote: »

Oreos cos cookies are crap.



I'm fuming over chocolate fingers You bland cunts can't pick a non-pedestrian snack to save your lives. This is going to be cheese and onion Tayto all over again.

The first decent cookie to come along will have digestives.

Necro

Earthhorse wrote: »

Unlike Maryland which is one dry, thin, tasteless, white, sawdust, pile that you can't even use to get ready for a night out with.

Nonsense. Maryland cookies with a glass of milk is awesome.

Oreos don't go with anything but fat Americans.

ibarelycare

Necro wrote: »

Nonsense. Maryland cookies with a glass of milk is awesome.

Oreos don't go with anything but fat Americans.

I've never dunked a biscuit nor a cookie. In fact I don't even like tea or coffee OR milk.

Tonight's the night. Chocolate fingers dipped in sauvignon blanc. It's happening people.