Ultimate Biscuit Tournament (Mod Note Post #1 and #984)

Earthhorse

Necro wrote: »

Nonsense. Maryland cookies with a glass of milk is awesome.

Aw, is that right, cutie? In your jammy-jams, getting ready for your beddy-byes? :rolleyes:

Necro

Earthhorse wrote: »

Aw, is that right, cutie? In your jammy-jams, getting ready for your beddy-byes? :rolleyes:

Are you flirting with me?

I'm telling my wife on you.

Woke Hogan

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

Maryland, a dynamite cookie for dunking in tea. Oreos have the worst of both Yankee chocolate and candy.

Emmet likes his biscuits like he likes his pillows: extra chewy.

Earthhorse

Necro wrote: »

Are you flirting with me?

I'm telling my wife on you.

Alright, threesome!

Baggly

Wow IBC - its a brand new alcohol delivery system. You told me you would find one, and i didnt believe you. Hats off.

dinorebel

Necro wrote: »

Are you flirting with me?

I'm telling my wife on you.

A biscuit nerd with a wife? unlikely.

EmmetSpiceland

Woke Hogan wrote: »

Emmet likes his biscuits like he likes his pillows: extra chewy.

I’m a, happily, married man!

Just what are you implying, you old fart?

Necro

dinorebel wrote: »

A biscuit nerd with a wife? unlikely.

Wife is a loose term these days right?

When I say wife I clearly mean legally binding contract through purchase of one of these beauties:

Earthhorse

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

I’m a, happily, married man!

The hesitant way in which this sentence is structured suggests it was written under duress.

Emmet, if there's someone in the room with you, just blink twice.

Uncharted

Maryland cookies are just barely less sh1t than Oreos,so I vote for the cookie.




* hate them both

dinorebel

Earthhorse wrote: »

The hesitant way in which this sentence is structured suggests it was written under duress.

Emmet, if there's someone in the room with you, just blink twice.

He's been threatened with a Chocolate Finger up the Hershey Highway:eek:

Omackeral

Maryland Cookies win with a scoreline of 8-5

dinorebel

Omackeral wrote: »

Maryland Cookies win with a scoreline of 8-5

The biscuit equivalent of San Marino v Andorra both ****e and no one really cares.

Omackeral

Ginger Nut



VS

Fox's Classic

Baggly

Fox's Classic.

Great combination of texture and flavour.

Also ginger nuts are just...the worst.

gwalk

Ginger Nuts,

ALdi ones with a cup of tea are spot on

irish_goat

Fox's Classic. Fantastic biscuit. Ginger nuts are boring. Always depressing when you go to the biscuit tin at your ma's and there's only ginger nuts/rich teas in it.

EmmetSpiceland

Ginger nuts. Another great tea biscuit.

Also, the competition is a bar so can’t really vote for it. Lovely bar though.

Peatys

Fox's classic are again excellent dippers. And maintain a crunch after.

Gingers, be it people, biscuits or cats have no place in society.

Ginger nut gets my vote. The small kick that the ginger gives is quite pleasing to the palate.

Ginger nut.

You can dunk a ginger nut in your tea and it holds it’s shape. Then you can suck the tea back out of it before eating the mushy ginger goodness.

Necro

As I said before ginger biscuits are an abomination and rumoured to have caused multiple genocides in Africa.

But Fox's are sh1te as well.


Fox's because of the Ginger Nut rumours. Can't be advocating that sort of behaviour.

Baggly

Its ok if you need a minute to wrap your head around the idea of a biscuit coming in a non-round shape, Emmet.

Peatys

Strawberry Milkshake wrote: »

Ginger nut.

You can dunk a ginger nut in your tea and it holds it’s shape. Then you can suck the tea back out of it before eating the mushy ginger goodness.

You and the sucking again. What's that about?

Necro

Strawberry Milkshake wrote:

You can dunk a ginger nut in your tea and it holds it’s shape. Then you can suck the tea back out of it before eating the mushy ginger goodness.

Are you still talking about biscuits here Strawbs :eek:

Earthhorse

Oh man. Oh man.

This is a tough one for me. Can't believe two stalwarts such as these have come head to head in the first round.

Ginger Nuts have kept the dental industry alive and well in Ireland for years to come. If there's ever a nuclear fallout they should distribute these bad boys instead of iodine.

But Fox's Classics are as close as I'll ever get to what I imagine it feels like to dream of owning a Rolls Royce. So, with a heavy heart, and over crowded mind, I vote for the Classic.

Will I Am Not

Fox’s again for me. Ginger is gick.

Baggly

6-4 to Fox's by my count.

dinorebel

Ginger Nuts sounds more like an unfortunate condition than a biscuit but still wins as the opposition is a bar.

Uncharted

Ginger nuts win.

Simply because someone has to be kind enough to love the red headed stepchild.