Ultimate Biscuit Tournament (Mod Note Post #1 and #984)

Peatys

Gregor Samsa wrote: »

Foxes Classic. Even though they're probably a bar, Ginger Nuts are just what happens to a normal biscuit when you leave it under a sofa for a year.

Thank the lord.

gerrybbadd

Classics.

Ginger nuts are rotten. Ginger should never be in a biscuit.

I see what i'm up against now with ye Ginger Nut voters. Mouth Breathers, the lot of ye

Baggly

Nuts got it, i think.

@Paddy you too buddy

Uncharted

Peatys wrote: »

Thank the lord.

Lord Fox.

How very Protestant of you.

jammiedodgers

ibarelycare wrote: »

GINGER NUTS

Cos they're gorgeous and hard and gingery.

Necro

Gregor Samsa wrote: »

Foxes Classic. Even though they're probably a bar, Ginger Nuts are just what happens to a normal biscuit when you leave it under a sofa for a year.

I'll probably name my next child Gregor regardless of gender now after this gem of a vote

Autosport

Ginger nuts as they're a biscuit

Uncharted

Omackeral wrote: »

I'm voting for Foxes based on three things.

1. They're divine and make me feel fancy.
2. Ginger nuts are drier than a sandle in the Sahara
3. Someone above me said ''hon ginger nuts''. I hate that hon thing.

Hon the 'mackrel

Peatys

Baggly wrote: »

Nuts got it, i think.

@Paddy you too buddy

Me bollox

Baggly

Hmmm Fox's have it actually.

EmmetSpiceland

Baggly wrote: »

Its ok if you need a minute to wrap your head around the idea of a biscuit coming in a non-round shape, Emmet.

I think it’s, wholly, unfair that you can insult me but I’m restricted due to you being humourless and “off limits”.

But, if it’s permitted, I’d like to say that if you keep talking I’ll wrap a tyre iron around your fat head and knock you’re ****ing teeth out you soft piece of shít.

Pretty difficult to pick up teeth with broken hands too, I hear. Now, take a hike, you tiresome ****.

Peatys

Baggly wrote: »

Hmmm Fox's have it actually.

Phew

Baggly

Omack taking the imaginary get out of jail card alongside dino.

snowgal

fox's ftw!! Deffo one of my favs, yummy buttery goodness!!

coffee_cake

Earthhorse wrote: »

Oh, it's you.
You're late.

Where's my fb message

Omackeral

This is match number 20. We're flying this. Let's get to it.

Milk Chocolate Hobnobs



VS

Cadbury's Animals

Bob Harris

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

I think it’s, wholly, unfair that you can insult me but I’m restricted due to you being humourless and “off limits”.

But, if it’s permitted, I’d like to say that if you keep talking I’ll wrap a tyre iron around your fat head and knock you’re ****ing teeth out you soft piece of shít.

Pretty difficult to pick up teeth with broken hands too, I hear. Now, take a hike, you tiresome ****.

Well that takes the biscuit.

Necro

Ah Jaysus.


Hobnobs because I'm not 5 anymore.

coffee_cake

Chocolate hobnobs because they are the best biscuit in the universe. Just the right amount of chocolate. Crumbly. Sweet.
Afk buying a packet

Baggly

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

I think it’s, wholly, unfair that you can insult me but I’m restricted due to you being humourless and “off limits”.

But, if it’s permitted, I’d like to say that if you keep talking I’ll wrap a tyre iron around your fat head and knock you’re ****ing teeth out you soft piece of shít.

Pretty difficult to pick up teeth with broken hands too, I hear. Now, take a hike, you tiresome ****.

Firstly, that wasnt an insult. It was a clarification.

Secondly you are only restricted in going too far as you acknowledge you did before. The above ramblings are fine, as far as im concerned; no different to the other times we have seen you shouting at clouds and accusing chestnuts of being lazy.

gwalk

Animals

just to piss off to hobnob lovers

EmmetSpiceland

Chocolate Hob Nobs.

They are a top biscuit. Those animal yokes are fine for kids but the biscuit part is always a bit chewier than I’d like.

Wouldn’t have the sturdy bite of, say, a pillow.

Baggly

Hobnobs are the best all rounder with the best taste. Chocolate ones have the X factor on top of that.

Hobnobs.

Hannibal_Smith

Hob nobs

Was a tough one.. Would have said animal Crackers for nostalgic reasons... Till I saw 'new recipe' on the packet. I'm not taking a chance on it being the new mank Cadbury recipe.

Animals... Because they're animal shaped of course!!

Baggly

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

Chocolate Hob Nobs.

They are a top biscuit. Those animal yokes are fine for kids but the biscuit part is always a bit chewier than I’d like.

Wouldn’t have the sturdy bite of, say, a pillow.

See, we can get along when it matters.

StillThinking

Has to be hobnobs, dunked in some coffee and them breaking off and you've to eat the last with a spoon, just heaven

Cienciano

Hob Nobs. They have bits of oats in them so you can pretend they're healthy.

Gregor Samsa

No fúcking contest. Chocolate Hobnobs.

Any time you see "New Recipe", you know some marketing sham came up with a stupid idea off his head on coke, and the production department don't know how the fúck to actually make it work.

ibarelycare

Hobnobs are shíte. Horrible confusing texture.


So Animals I guess.