Ultimate Biscuit Tournament (Mod Note Post #1 and #984)

Necro

I don't remember actually liking Hobnobs tbh.

Gonna have to buy a packet later

Earthhorse

Animals

Chocolate Hob Knobs are obviously better but it looks like the normies are determined to ruin yet another tournament with their bland, suburban lifestyles.

Autosport

Chocolate hob nobs as they're delicious and lovely for dunking in hot chocolate

Baggly

8-2 by my count.

coffee_cake

ibarelycare wrote: »

Hobnobs are sh. Horrible confusing texture.


So Animals I guess.

You're ****e

Dom84

Hobnobs -

Peatys

Choc or any variety of hobnob all day long.
Animal biscuits are for distracting kids so you get five more minutes of football in

ibarelycare

Omackeral wrote: »

This is match number 20. We're flying this. Let's get to it.

Milk Chocolate Hobnobs



VS

Cadbury's Animals

Btw you never officially announced the winner of the last match. Are you letting mods do your dirty work now?

Peatys

ibarelycare wrote: »

Hobnobs are shíte. Horrible confusing texture.


So Animals I guess.

Fúcksake, ginger nuts and now this?

Omackeral

8-2 to Chocolate Hobnobs.

I'm backing these to make the last 8

Deebles McBeebles

gwalk wrote: »

Animals

just to piss off to hobnob lovers

BEO - Please. Lets get your big boy pants on and post a proper reason.

Too late now though as Hobnobs have taken their rightful place amongst the winners.

Animals, FFS.

dinorebel

Necro wrote: »

I'll probably name my next child Gregor regardless of gender now after this gem of a vote

I hope the child is ginger.

gwalk

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

BEO - Please. Lets get your big boy pants on and post a proper reason.

Too late now though as Hobnobs have taken their rightful place amongst the winners.

Animals, FFS.

no

Necro

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

BEO - Please. Lets get your big boy pants on and post a proper reason.

Too late now though as Hobnobs have taken their rightful place amongst the winners.

Animals, FFS.

BEO to BEO: Reason is valid. Idiotic, but valid.

Sanity won out thankfully.

Omackeral

ibarelycare wrote: »

Btw you never officially announced the winner of the last match. Are you letting mods do your dirty work now?

Fox's Classic won 8-5.

You've a good eye for detail but awful awful taste in biscuits and probably in men too.

Cienciano

Gregor Samsa wrote: »

No fúcking contest. Chocolate Hobnobs.

Any time you see "New Recipe", you know some marketing sham came up with a stupid idea off his head on coke, and the production department don't know how the fúck to actually make it work.

"New recipe" literally means they found a cheaper ingredient or cheaper way of making them. They're a bit shítter but we worked out the amount we save from the cheaper ingredients is higher than the amount we lose from customers who will stop buying them. Instead of "new recipe" it should say "lube up and spread your cheeks"

dinorebel

Cienciano wrote: »

"New recipe" literally means they found a cheaper ingredient or cheaper way of making them. They're a bit shítter but we worked out the amount we save from the cheaper ingredients is higher than the amount we lose from customers who will stop buying them. Instead of "new recipe" it should say "lube up and spread your cheeks"

Have we gone back to chocolate fingers?

EmmetSpiceland

Omackeral wrote: »

Fox's Classic won 8-5.

You've a good eye for detail but awful awful taste in biscuits and probably in men too.

And bars.

Omackeral

Two Irish staples do battle now...

Fig Roll



VS

Club Milk

Hannibal_Smith

Club milk

Gregor Samsa

Cienciano wrote: »

"New recipe" literally means they found a cheaper ingredient or cheaper way of making them. They're a bit shítter but we worked out the amount we save from the cheaper ingredients is higher than the amount we lose from customers who will stop buying them. Instead of "new recipe" it should say "lube up and spread your cheeks"

I'm pretty sure I've seen that written on a packet of Boudoir Lady Fingers.

gerrybbadd

Cienciano wrote: »

"New recipe" literally means they found a cheaper ingredient or cheaper way of making them. They're a bit shítter but we worked out the amount we save from the cheaper ingredients is higher than the amount we lose from customers who will stop buying them. Instead of "new recipe" it should say "lube up and spread your cheeks"

"New & Improved" - not its fúcking not. Its worse. Pack of cúnts

Necro

Club Milk because Fig Rolls are horrible

gwalk

Club milk all day

fantastic for a dunk

and fig rolls are the most pointless things ever, useless horrible grainy ****es

Necro

Hannibal_Smith wrote: »

Club milk

BEO: We need a reason or you can fcuk off with your votes Hannibal.

gerrybbadd

Ooh, a toughie.

Fig rolls for me. Remind me of childhood. Running through the fields of wheat, micky swinging in the breeze.

Baggly

Fig Rolls because the biscuit in club milk is too hard and the chocolate is terrible.

Fig rolls are a great accompanyment to a hot cup of coffee.

Deebles McBeebles

Fig rolls. Fruity and delicious, how I imagine Tom Allen tastes. Plus, try eating a pack of Club Milks while hungover, impossible!

EmmetSpiceland

Fig Rolls, always surprisingly nice. And, once again, up against a chocolate bar.

You’re really robbing Peter to pay Paul here and the ultimate chocolate bar thread will be the lesser for it.

Peatys

Both have their uses. But gun to my head.....

Club milk. Atin n drinkin in that.